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Unread postby Spleen » Sun Apr 13, 2008 11:34 pm

I'm 19 today!

Just think of all the awesome stuff I can do now that I couldn't do before!
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21

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Unread postby Molokidan » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:16 am

Happy barfday!

Oh wait, you're not 21 yet.

Edit: Not like that matters though.
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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:17 am

For one, you can post a thread on the internet saying you're 19!
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
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Unread postby Christian » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:53 am

Wow, I remember that time of my life. *sighs* It was wonderful, sketchy even... But I'm pretty sure me riding that Elephant down the streets of Stockholm was real, and not some opium-induced hallucination.


Congrats to ya

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Unread postby Capntastic » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:41 am

You think you've caught up but in a month I'll maintain my lead.

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:43 am

May triumphal trumpets mark your way for this entire solar period!

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Happy birthday :D

Unread postby Jak Snide » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:32 am

Image

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Unread postby Ganonfro » Mon Apr 14, 2008 8:21 am

Jak. Ruiner of birthday joys. >__>

But honestly, 19's a crappy year for everyone. ENJOY YOUR LAST TEENAGE YEAR BEFORE YOU BECOME BORING... LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.



...ENJOY I SAID! WHY AREN'T YOU ENJOYING IT MORE?? ENJOY IT HARDER

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Unread postby Spleen » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:08 am

Jak: That's been my status on Facebook since about midnight. You're slow >:-[
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Unread postby Jak Snide » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:15 am

I feel appalled and ashamed that I'm not up to snuff with regards to my facebook stalking antics. :[ Good taste though, sir.

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Unread postby Spleen » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:59 am

It's no trouble. I don't think we're Facebook friends, anyway.

Why aren't we Facebook friends?
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:47 pm

Probably because I'm not on Facebook.

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Unread postby Christian » Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:56 pm

ZING!


:D


... :D?


.... :)


... :|


... :(


... :[


... 8[ ]

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Unread postby Capntastic » Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:51 pm

A book? Of faces?!

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Unread postby Ark » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:54 pm

Congratulations! You made it another year!

FANTASTIC!!

*High five X19*
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Unread postby Spleen » Mon Apr 14, 2008 6:23 pm

Jak Snide wrote:Probably because I'm not on Facebook.


THAT IS A PERFECTLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION AND I WANT IT GONE.
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Unread postby FlamingDeth » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:36 pm

Grats! Now you can inhale copious quantities of tobacco smoke and get cancer in an attempt to look hip and cool!

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Unread postby Capntastic » Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:37 pm

He could do that last year.

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Unread postby Seethe » Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:05 pm

Congratulations! Only one more year until you're no longer at risk of accidentally allowing your teenage tendencies toward angst and violence to lead you to becoming a Sephiroth fanboy!

Yes, a Sephiroth joke is the limit of my creativity for today.

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Tue Apr 15, 2008 11:44 am

One more year until you're in your 20s, like all the cool <s>kids</s> adults.

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Unread postby Endesu » Tue Apr 15, 2008 12:47 pm

Capntastic wrote:He could do that last year.


Where does Spleen live, exactly?

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Unread postby Spleen » Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:06 pm

New Jersey.

Bizarrely enough, although I doubt he's actually up on our legislation, FD is absolutely right: The legal age to purchase cigarettes in NJ is 19. However, in Maryland, where I go to school, it's 18, so I've had since August to take up the habit if I wanted it (which I don't)
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Unread postby Endesu » Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:03 pm

Spleen wrote:New Jersey.

Bizarrely enough, although I doubt he's actually up on our legislation, FD is absolutely right: The legal age to purchase cigarettes in NJ is 19. However, in Maryland, where I go to school, it's 18, so I've had since August to take up the habit if I wanted it (which I don't)


Ah, well! That answers the question, then. Still, Zero can take his high-fallootin' presumptions and...

... I dunno, bake them into a delicious cake.

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Unread postby Capntastic » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:03 pm

Already on top of it, End!

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Unread postby Christian » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:46 pm

What... ah...

19...? Why would they... I mean...


what? That's like... weird.

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Unread postby Idran1701 » Tue Apr 15, 2008 7:45 pm

Christian wrote:What... ah...

19...? Why would they... I mean...


what? That's like... weird.


Because 18 is just plain logical.

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Unread postby Trentin » Sun Apr 20, 2008 8:58 am

You can say... I'm one year younger then Trentins brother!
I'm 19 and I'm somewhat independent!
I'm one more year experienced then I was a year ago!
One day I'll be fourty!
Then I'll be eighty...
One-hundred twenty...
Two-hundred..
Then you can share your wisdom and intelligence.
You still can, but less so.
Please massage your brain.
Get high off of smells.
Taste your foooooood...
Lick your friends!

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Unread postby Spleen » Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:02 am

Again, all stuff I could have said at age 18.

My girlfriend insists there's another side here, one of joy at being 19. I just think this is a useless filler age.
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-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21

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Unread postby Idran1701 » Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:05 pm

Yeah, 19's a dead year. But next year at least you get +1d6 sneak attack and a new feat.

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Unread postby Ganonfro » Sun Apr 20, 2008 10:35 pm

I think he got "Animal Empathy (dead squirrel)" at 19.

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Unread postby Spleen » Sun Apr 20, 2008 11:13 pm

My good save (Fort) and my BAB went up this year, but yeah, still waiting on a new feat.
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21


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