"But it's all right because"

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"But it's all right because"

Unread postby Capntastic » Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:21 am

*~FORUM GAME~*

You describe a normally dreadful situation, and then the following poster explains why this is, in fact, not so bad. Edit: I WILL EXPLICITLY STATE that when you finish one, you start another, so this chain keeps going.

EXAMPLE:
"I have an overdue library book."

"But it's all right because:
Spoiler:
It's a book of spells and the librarian is a witch and would use it for evil."


And now, let's get rollin'.

I accidentally got a papercut while filing some important documents.

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Unread postby FlamingDeth » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:13 am

But it's all right because it gives you a dashing scar, which aids you on your way to become a juke box hero!

The roads are very icy today.

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:36 am

But it's all right because I drive a mech.

I got in one little fight and my mum got scared.

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:33 am

But it's all right because WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
HE SAID
SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN
THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED
HE SAID
WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
YOUR DEMONS
AND ALL THE NON BELIEVERS
THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE
BECAUSE ONE DAY
I'LL LEAVE YOU
A PHANTOM
TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER
TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE!

The cat has been seduced by the powers of darkness

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:57 am

but it's all right because I've got a solution.

The dead have risen from their graves,

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Unread postby Endesu » Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:25 pm

But it's all right because they just want to dance to Thriller.

Someone cut off one of my fingers.

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Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:00 pm

but it's all right because I can sew it back on, being one of those zombies.

Every single member of RPGWW has been infested with alien parasites,

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:12 pm

But it's all right because at least one of us still knows how to spell "all right."

A dozen crazed, starving weasels are chewing on my face...
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Capntastic » Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:23 pm

But that's all right because we're in Albuquerque and the air smells like warm root beer and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel.

I just got called in to work early.

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Unread postby Molokidan » Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:56 pm

But it's all right because your job is PROFESSIONAL BAD-ASS.

I have a stomachache.
"Well slap a dead fish on me and call me Molokidan!"

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Unread postby KingOfDoma » Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:17 pm

But it's all right because you got it eating at The Keg! Mmm... steak-y.

I didn't get what I wanted for my birthday,
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Unread postby Nekogami » Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:29 pm

It's all right because I was having my period and a strip tease would have been dreadful.

I'm almost out of food and I have no money.

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Unread postby NebulaQueen » Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:26 pm

But it's all right, because unlike those unevolved human fleshbags, you no longer require sustenance.

My paper was due yesterday.

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:29 pm

But it's all right because you got free spell-checking this way.

You only have five seconds left to live...
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Shinigori V2 » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:34 pm

But that's all right, because this is a travesty anyway.
Hey there! Can I give you a hand?

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Unread postby Endesu » Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:58 pm

But that's all right, because Chris :( is a towel thief.

The cat is out of cat food.

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Unread postby Molokidan » Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:23 pm

But that's all right, because it is actually a vampire man-eating cat that is about to feed on your newborn child.

I have finals next week.
"Well slap a dead fish on me and call me Molokidan!"

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:55 am

But that's all right because it's for a sex-ed class, and it's a practical exam!

I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality...

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Unread postby Nekogami » Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:08 am

That's all right because you pilot an Eva and that just makes you more powerful.

It's really effin' cold outside.

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:22 am

That's all right because it disproves global warming! COMPLETELY!

I don't know what my purpose in life is...

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Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:30 am

But that's all right, because it won't matter in about 3 seconds when the meteor hits. =O

There's this horrible rash on my.... arm. =(

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Unread postby glu-glu » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:47 pm

But it's all right because you REALLY enjoy scratching it, admit it!

I was crowned with a spike right thru my head.
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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:05 pm

But it's all right because the spike is made of Triscuits! Yum!!

I just found out that I have cancer...
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Molokidan » Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:11 pm

But it's alright because it's appendix cancer, and you'd want to get that removed anyway!

I just chopped my own arm off.
"Well slap a dead fish on me and call me Molokidan!"

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Unread postby FlamingDeth » Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:37 pm

But it's all right because it was to make way for your new cybernetic arm cannon.

Oh no, I am full of bunnies!

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Unread postby Besyanteo » Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:46 pm

But it's alright, because no one made an obvious Monty Python joke at your expense.

I isn't lootin', I isn't fightin, I can't add more dakka and I is generally muckin' about.

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Unread postby Spleen » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:06 pm

But it's all right, because when I speak in this secret code the government can't read my thoughts!

I got shot in th' bu-tocks.
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
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Unread postby tromkehra » Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:35 pm

But that's alright because you get lots of icecream! :D

I have dropped the brain!

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:55 am

But it's all right, because this Abby chick donated a spare that I can use.

I am here to protect you from the terrible secret of space...
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:13 am

But it's all right because you'd probably be bored by the details anyway.

Here's my story, it's sad but true, about a girl that I once knew: she took my heart and ran around with every single guy in town

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Unread postby KingOfDoma » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:45 am

But it's alright cuz at least being governor of New York paid well.

I made a bad political joke.
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Unread postby Molokidan » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:47 am

But it's alright because...well, no that was pretty bad.

I have set up the bomb.
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Unread postby Capntastic » Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:24 pm

But that's all right, because for someone to find that phrase fresh and new, you've gotta be living in the nineties! A wonderland of excitement and dayglo colors.

I just had a horrible dream about NASCAR.

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:03 pm

But that's all right because I'm here now and the horrible southern car men can't get you darling. Shhhhh, shhhh.

I don't see the beauty in a child's laughter...

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Unread postby Spleen » Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:21 pm

But that's okay because that means you're not a synesthete! If you couldn't hear the beauty, that might suck for your soul.

The darkness is coming, and only I can stand in their way.
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21

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Unread postby Nekogami » Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:54 pm

But that's all right because that means Armageddon won't be filled with those annoying trumpets and pooping undead horses.

My wife has no nylons!

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Unread postby Christian » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:26 pm

But it's all right because she just dropped a match on her stocking-less legs!

Fever gone but itchy.
Hungry and eat doggy food.
Itchy itchy Scott came.

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:44 pm

But it's alright because the dog food represents society in this poem.

My father is Jewish but I am not...

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Unread postby Nekogami » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:29 pm

But that's all right because you're a schmuck! (Not Really but I like that word... Schmuck...)

This Fireball candy is burning my mouth!!!

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Unread postby Spleen » Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:28 pm

But that's all right because if it didn't, the parasites would have you in a week.

My parents were killed before my eyes when I was a young child...
"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21

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