RPGWW

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:21 am**

*~FORUM GAME~*

You describe a normally dreadful situation, and then the following poster explains why this is, in fact, not so bad. Edit: I WILL EXPLICITLY STATE that when you finish one, you start another, so this chain keeps going.

EXAMPLE:
"I have an overdue library book."

"But it's all right because:

Spoiler:

And now, let's get rollin'.

I accidentally got a papercut while filing some important documents.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:13 am**

But it's all right because it gives you a dashing scar, which aids you on your way to become a juke box hero!

The roads are very icy today.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:36 am**

But it's all right because I drive a mech.

I got in one little fight and my mum got scared.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:33 am**

But it's all right because WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
HE SAID
SON WHEN
YOU GROW UP
WILL YOU BE
THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN
THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED
HE SAID
WILL YOU
DEFEAT THEM
YOUR DEMONS
AND ALL THE NON BELIEVERS
THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE
BECAUSE ONE DAY
I'LL LEAVE YOU
A PHANTOM
TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER
TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE!

The cat has been seduced by the powers of darkness

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:57 am**

but it's all right because I've got a solution.

The dead have risen from their graves,

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 12:25 pm**

But it's all right because they just want to dance to Thriller.

Someone cut off one of my fingers.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:00 pm**

but it's all right because I can sew it back on, being one of those zombies.

Every single member of RPGWW has been infested with alien parasites,

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:12 pm**

But it's all right because at least one of us still knows how to spell "all right."

A dozen crazed, starving weasels are chewing on my face...

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:23 pm**

But that's all right because we're in Albuquerque and the air smells like warm root beer and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel.

I just got called in to work early.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 3:56 pm**

But it's all right because your job is PROFESSIONAL BAD-ASS.

I have a stomachache.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:17 pm**

But it's all right because you got it eating at The Keg! Mmm... steak-y.

I didn't get what I wanted for my birthday,

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:29 pm**

It's all right because I was having my period and a strip tease would have been dreadful.

I'm almost out of food and I have no money.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:26 pm**

But it's all right, because unlike those unevolved human fleshbags, you no longer require sustenance.

My paper was due yesterday.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:29 pm**

But it's all right because you got free spell-checking this way.

You only have five seconds left to live...

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:34 pm**

But that's all right, because this is a travesty anyway.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 7:58 pm**

But that's all right, because Chris :( is a towel thief.

The cat is out of cat food.

Posted: **Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:23 pm**

But that's all right, because it is actually a vampire man-eating cat that is about to feed on your newborn child.

I have finals next week.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2008 5:55 am**

But that's all right because it's for a sex-ed class, and it's a practical exam!

I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality...

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2008 7:08 am**

That's all right because you pilot an Eva and that just makes you more powerful.

It's really effin' cold outside.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:22 am**

That's all right because it disproves global warming! COMPLETELY!

I don't know what my purpose in life is...

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:30 am**

But that's all right, because it won't matter in about 3 seconds when the meteor hits. =O

There's this horrible rash on my.... arm. =(

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:47 pm**

But it's all right because you REALLY enjoy scratching it, admit it!

I was crowned with a spike right thru my head.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:05 pm**

But it's all right because the spike is made of Triscuits! Yum!!

I just found out that I have cancer...

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:11 pm**

But it's alright because it's appendix cancer, and you'd want to get that removed anyway!

I just chopped my own arm off.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:37 pm**

But it's all right because it was to make way for your new cybernetic arm cannon.

Oh no, I am full of bunnies!

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:46 pm**

But it's alright, because no one made an obvious Monty Python joke at your expense.

I isn't lootin', I isn't fightin, I can't add more dakka and I is generally muckin' about.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:06 pm**

But it's all right, because when I speak in this secret code the government can't read my thoughts!

I got shot in th' bu-tocks.

Posted: **Sun Mar 16, 2008 11:35 pm**

But that's alright because you get lots of icecream! :D

I have dropped the brain!

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:55 am**

But it's all right, because this Abby chick donated a spare that I can use.

I am here to protect you from the terrible secret of space...

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:13 am**

But it's all right because you'd probably be bored by the details anyway.

Here's my story, it's sad but true, about a girl that I once knew: she took my heart and ran around with every single guy in town

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:45 am**

But it's alright cuz at least being governor of New York paid well.

I made a bad political joke.

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:47 am**

But it's alright because...well, no that was pretty bad.

I have set up the bomb.

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:24 pm**

But that's all right, because for someone to find that phrase fresh and new, you've gotta be living in the nineties! A wonderland of excitement and dayglo colors.

I just had a horrible dream about NASCAR.

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:03 pm**

But that's all right because I'm here now and the horrible southern car men can't get you darling. Shhhhh, shhhh.

I don't see the beauty in a child's laughter...

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:21 pm**

But that's okay because that means you're not a synesthete! If you couldn't hear the beauty, that might suck for your soul.

The darkness is coming, and only I can stand in their way.

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:54 pm**

But that's all right because that means Armageddon won't be filled with those annoying trumpets and pooping undead horses.

My wife has no nylons!

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:26 pm**

But it's all right because she just dropped a match on her stocking-less legs!

Fever gone but itchy.
Hungry and eat doggy food.
Itchy itchy Scott came.

Posted: **Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:44 pm**

But it's alright because the dog food represents society in this poem.

My father is Jewish but I am not...

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:29 pm**

But that's all right because you're a schmuck! (Not Really but I like that word... Schmuck...)

This Fireball candy is burning my mouth!!!

Posted: **Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:28 pm**

But that's all right because if it didn't, the parasites would have you in a week.

My parents were killed before my eyes when I was a young child...

RPGWW

"But it's all right because"

"But it's all right because"