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Drunbk awarezx part Kai

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:46 am
by Kai
Priam wins for being immu ne to Kai-elemetal attack!
Wallihan's friend justing DOES NOT win for failing to provide me with sufficient quantities of upsetting cock vore. In fact, I asked several times and he dudn't habve ANY so I told (the first time I typed this word I typed it backward) him he'd failed me again starscrea.
Wallihan wins for showing me funny comi9cs aboutdickgirls.
Flameraven wins for Ode wh's awesome and likes Elhadron whjo is a nic eboy.
I win for literacy!
My urethra wins for being the barrier between my bladder and the cosmos.
KOS-MOS wins for not havinga nything to do with my urethra.
My lips win for going numbish when I drink.
Nick failX0rz for wantng me to hug him (but dont'w orry I poked him in the chest and ran away downstairs).
Abbie wins fore ating peanut m and Ms and singing the Dr. Who theme with me (even though neither of us is actgually a theremin).
The doctor wins for liking bananas.
Bananas win for being "good" even if I think they're all icky and squishy and stringy.
Huckabee wins for trying to kill all the nonbelievers so Jesus can take him to heaven where there are no Jewses or womenz.
My cat wins for being a fatty fatty two by four, can' t get through the basemendoor.
Queen Margherita wins for pizza, even though I don't want any right now.
Yo uwin for being the internet. GO YOUZ
Edit: I win again for corecting a typo!
Edit two: Idran wins immortalty because he knwos why.

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:30 am
by Kai
SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565 wins for using the screenname that I calculated for her with infallible accuracy

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:32 am
by SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565
You win for making my evening amazing!

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:33 am
by Kai
i Tole you all. I AM THE SUPERIOR ENGLISH
gIVE ME An apple. Ow, capslock. Backspace is hard.

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:41 am
by SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565
You ARE the Superior English.

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:41 am
by Kai
ROMANA BLACK IS SAMBUCA LOVIN' LOVIN' McLovin LOVIN' LICORICE and Brian wins for getting it in his stocking from my mum.

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:44 am
by Archmage
NOIRE IS FUCKING FAT OMG

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:45 am
by Archmage
Also romana black tastes more like licorice than jagermister which is not a trust anise flavored liquor but it also takes more like black licorise than HPNOTIQ hich tastse vagully like grapefuirt juice!@
AND MY CAT IS FAT WTF

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:46 am
by SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2TT6B9RvcF0
EVERYBODY GETS A SCHOOL
WITH ITS OWN SCHOOL DISTRICT
AND A FULL FACUULLLTTTYYYYY
EVERYBODY GETS HUMPBACK WHAAAAALES

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:47 am
by Kai
Brian wins for thinking that I can read his mind.
take diphenhydramine goddmant
Edit: What. I spelld it. o_O Oh goD.

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:47 am
by Archmage
WHAT NOT
I want sperm wales instead and because they have sperm in them
Also the princeo f walesI thin hk his name is Charles ;_;

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:49 am
by Archmage
I win an award for starting an Rp and not telling anyone except Kai who is my fuckbuddy (so says her mother)

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:49 am
by Kai
MY MUM WINS FOR MARRYI NG ALL HER FUCKBUDDIEZ
Epic HAK PIE: 2/3 of them suck.
Dalek owes me drunken LJ comments. Good for her!

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:52 am
by Oniichan
Kai said she'd touch me if I didn't post for her.

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:52 am
by Kai
NUH UH
I SAID'
Lithaladhwen: LAME
Lithaladhwen: Post for me.
Lithaladhwen: POST FOR ME
Lithaladhwen: MY ANGEL OF FORUMZ
Lithaladhwen: POOOOOOOST FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No touchin's

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:56 am
by Oniichan
Lithaladhwen: POOOOOOOST FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OR ILL TOUCH YOU.
The evidence is there


Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:58 am
by Kai
barsrd

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:59 am
by Oniichan
No, I'm your angel of the forums <3.

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:14 am
by Shinigori V2
This madness must end.

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:16 am
by Kai
BUT CAN Y;OU END THE EPISCOPALIANS
I THINK NOT
they're all rich, see.

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:17 am
by Kai
Not that' I'm one. I'm a dirty braburning liberal godless heathen amaericahatin terrotist witch. Yup.
BUT THE EPISCOPALINS
JUST YOU WAIT

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:33 am
by Capntastic
Soylent green is... _________

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:34 am
by SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565
PEIOOOPLEL
ok bb i promised yoyu drunk postage so here is part 1
i love you bc you are soooo amazing!! you are seriously one of my favoruite internet people ever, you are the bst, i love you
fuck im wasted
ps i am drink whiskeyh and jager and idet coke andi alrasy have 48 oz of bitch bear i know right how mamazing am i
i love yooooooou

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:36 am
by SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565
omg fuck i am going to be so ebrarrasiwed whe ni see this, rityhr?
\
omg
i blame you for m,aking me what to drink a lot
lol
ok n ow i am oging to write on your LR i mean LJ brbr brb whatrever guck uit

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:45 am
by SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565
kai/ashlwy/lith
i blame you
for the state i am iun
if i dont make it to class
i will b lame yiu
if i remmber this
hghahahajhah
fuck yoiu uck hunt dog

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:19 am
by SAIYAJIN DALEK 234565
oh my it is bed time
night my friend
i hope i dont get in troubke fir sleeping in my room
or well
PS
I AM THE BEST
AS YOU SAID

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 5:52 am
by Capntastic
Gooooo team!

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:42 am
by Jak Snide

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:01 pm
by FF Fanatic 80
And this, people, is why I don't drink =(

Posted:
Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:38 pm
by Kai
You can drink without this happening.
Which, yes, means I did this on purpose. >_>

Posted:
Sat Jan 12, 2008 8:26 am
by Goff256
*rubs beard* Interesting.

Posted:
Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:55 am
by Kai
Wait, you have a beard?