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How to deal with a real-life horror movie scenario? =(

Unread postPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:05 pm
by FF Fanatic 80
So, my other co-worker just left for the night, leaving me solo in the entire office building for the next three hours. Naturally, I come here to seek your wise and well thought-out advice!

Unread postPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:42 am
by Jak Snide
No option for "all of the above?"

Unread postPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:44 am
by Capntastic
If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean.

Unread postPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:00 am
by FF Fanatic 80
Jak: I would have added that, but the though of there being both undead hordes AND a serial killer outside was just too much for my paranoia to take =(

Also: Somehow I appear to have survived! Although a similar situation will likely be happening again today. So continue voting! I need to know how best to prepare correctly this time v_v

Unread postPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:12 pm
by pd Rydia
Hand puppets!

Unread postPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:53 pm
by Deeum
Fuck yeah, seafood!

Unread postPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:19 pm
by glu-glu
Pr0n is not the answer! in horror movies people having sex always DIE, so watching pr0n would make you a target by association or something.


the real solution is: You gotta rock so HARD that all your problems will go away!

Unread postPosted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:22 pm
by KingOfDoma
But if he's masturbating, it means he's the virgin of the movie, so he'll live. Wank away, my friend! *thumbsup*

Unread postPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:52 pm
by Justice Augustus
Only a Nintendo DS can save you now! That, or a cheerleader squad.

Unread postPosted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:14 pm
by Taiar
And a can of nuts and a gun that fires them out?