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How to deal with a real-life horror movie scenario? =(

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What can I do to survive for the next three hours!?

Porn.
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25%
Blast music so I can't hear the creeping, moaning undead hordes.
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Blast music so I can't hear the deranged serial killer outside the windows.
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Work. AHAHAHAHA. Oh shit, you're serious?
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8%
pr0n. I mean, is there anything this can't fix?
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17%
Stock up on ammo, starting with the staplers
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50%
 
Total votes : 12
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How to deal with a real-life horror movie scenario? =(

Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:05 pm

So, my other co-worker just left for the night, leaving me solo in the entire office building for the next three hours. Naturally, I come here to seek your wise and well thought-out advice!
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Jak Snide
 
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Unread postby Jak Snide » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:42 am

No option for "all of the above?"
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Unread postby Capntastic » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:44 am

If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean.
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Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:00 am

Jak: I would have added that, but the though of there being both undead hordes AND a serial killer outside was just too much for my paranoia to take =(

Also: Somehow I appear to have survived! Although a similar situation will likely be happening again today. So continue voting! I need to know how best to prepare correctly this time v_v
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Unread postby pd Rydia » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:12 pm

Hand puppets!
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Unread postby Deeum » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:53 pm

Fuck yeah, seafood!
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Unread postby glu-glu » Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:19 pm

Pr0n is not the answer! in horror movies people having sex always DIE, so watching pr0n would make you a target by association or something.


the real solution is: You gotta rock so HARD that all your problems will go away!
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KingOfDoma
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Unread postby KingOfDoma » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:22 pm

But if he's masturbating, it means he's the virgin of the movie, so he'll live. Wank away, my friend! *thumbsup*
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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:52 pm

Only a Nintendo DS can save you now! That, or a cheerleader squad.
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Unread postby Taiar » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:14 pm

And a can of nuts and a gun that fires them out?
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