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I AM NOW ONE YEAR OLDER

THIS MARKS 22 YEARS PLUS 9 MONTHS THAT MY CELLS HAVE BEEN BIOCHEMICALLY ACTIVE

SO GIVE ME STUFF

I gift to you some funky glasses and a Bidoof. Enjoy!

Those are so fuckin' steampunk. I'm wearing them.

Here, have some nitrogen!

But that's the most abundant element in Earth's atmosphere! I already have lots!

I gift you Rush lyrics and beans.

Here, have some endoplasmic reticulum! You never know when you'll run out!

Soap on a Rope! Because if you need it, and you don't have it, you become a sad sad panda bear. On fire. All the time.

Whee.

Please proceed to the Victory Candecence Chamber to recieve your cake.

Yes, but can you USE the airborne nitrogen? Hmmmm?

Don't listen to Jak. The cake is a lie.

Don't worry. It's not like Brian doesn't have his weighted companion cube at all times! :D

Wait, you killed it already? ... May God have mercy on your magical bishounen pharmacy powers.

o_O ...what the hell is this? FPS meets Pixar?

You, good sir Dave, need to get Team Fortress 2.

To answer Dave's question: Pretty much. In a good way. Except that Pixar wasn't actually involved, just used as partial inspiriation.

Edit: Priam is a good man. I really hope they keep releasing these "meet the classes" videos now that the game is out, because they're fucking great.