Battle of Ultimate Womanly Femininity

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Battle of Ultimate Womanly Femininity

Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:37 pm

http://nigoro.jp/game/rosecamellia/rosecamellia.php

What do the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP =O

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Unread postby Molokidan » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:08 pm

Choark already beat you the punch...or should I say "slap?" LOLs! ^__^
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Unread postby Jak Snide » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:20 pm

They translated it! Now the game makes slightly more sense. :D

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Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:55 pm

Note to self: Plot Choark's demise...

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:47 pm

It would be nice if they told you precisely what you were supposed to do, such as the range of motion that is considered acceptable. Often times I find myself doing exactly the same thing I have been doing, and achieving much less satisfactory results for it. And that is infuriating.

It's just like playing your average Wii game!
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
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Unread postby BrainWalker » Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:04 am

I kinda wish I could figure out where any of those "critical" spots were.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:36 pm

Trial and error is the way. The cheek bone of the second sister seems to be a weak spot. I think.

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:54 pm

The url for that website sounds like a racist person with a thick asian accent.

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:59 pm

Go to bed, Gus. :[ Or convince the guy who made that to program a vs mode in.


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