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Hit Ctrl+V!

Unread postby Zemyla » Thu May 10, 2007 2:58 pm

I want to see what's on people's clipboards.
typedef unsigned long int u4; /* unsigned 4-byte type */
typedef unsigned char u1; /* unsigned 1-byte type */

/* The mixing step */
#define mix(a,b,c) \
{ \
a=a-b; a=a-c; a=a^(c>>13); \
b=b-c; b=b-a; b=b^(a<<8>>13); \
a=a-b; a=a-c; a=a^(c>>12); \
b=b-c; b=b-a; b=b^(a<<16>>5); \
a=a-b; a=a-c; a=a^(c>>3); \
b=b-c; b=b-a; b=b^(a<<10>>15); \
}

/* The whole new hash function */
u4 hash( k, length, initval)
register u1 *k; /* the key */
u4 length; /* the length of the key in bytes */
u4 initval; /* the previous hash, or an arbitrary value */
{
register u4 a,b,c; /* the internal state */
u4 len; /* how many key bytes still need mixing */

/* Set up the internal state */
len = length;
a = b = 0x9e3779b9; /* the golden ratio; an arbitrary value */
c = initval; /* variable initialization of internal state */

/*---------------------------------------- handle most of the key */
while (len >= 12)
{
a=a+(k[0]+((u4)k[1]<<8)+((u4)k[2]<<16) +((u4)k[3]<<24));
b=b+(k[4]+((u4)k[5]<<8)+((u4)k[6]<<16) +((u4)k[7]<<24));
c=c+(k[8]+((u4)k[9]<<8)+((u4)k[10]<<16)+((u4)k[11]<<24));
mix(a,b,c);
k = k+12; len = len-12;
}

/*------------------------------------- handle the last 11 bytes */
c = c+length;
switch(len) /* all the case statements fall through */
{
case 11: c=c+((u4)k[10]<<24);
case 10: c=c+((u4)k[9]<<16);
case 9 : c=c+((u4)k[8]<<8);
/* the first byte of c is reserved for the length */
case 8 : b=b+((u4)k[7]<<24);
case 7 : b=b+((u4)k[6]<<16);
case 6 : b=b+((u4)k[5]<<8);
case 5 : b=b+k[4];
case 4 : a=a+((u4)k[3]<<24);
case 3 : a=a+((u4)k[2]<<16);
case 2 : a=a+((u4)k[1]<<8);
case 1 : a=a+k[0];
/* case 0: nothing left to add */
}
mix(a,b,c);
/*-------------------------------------------- report the result */
return c;
}

Though I really should be getting back to work on my code...
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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Thu May 10, 2007 3:57 pm

www.altontowers.com

I was linking it for a friend.

Not all of us are special like coders.... :nyoron:

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Unread postby Spleen » Thu May 10, 2007 4:48 pm

Nothing; I restarted my computer this morning and haven't had cause to do a C&P yet.
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Unread postby Mechanisto » Thu May 10, 2007 5:02 pm

Perfect timing, you!

Four pages of an introduction post from an RP I'm reviving.

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Unread postby Zemyla » Thu May 10, 2007 5:41 pm

Suicidal Sprite wrote:Not all of us are special like coders.... :nyoron:

Actually, I only remembered I had that when I actually pasted it.

On-topic:
Ctrl+V wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFTNRD3rhU&mode=related&search=

A funny video that I was linking for another chat. Look at what happens at the end.
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Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Thu May 10, 2007 6:41 pm

(S2/O30)

Trauma Center has been causing me grief. D:

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Fri May 11, 2007 12:45 am

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So contained herein due to the headings on the blue bars at the bottom.
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby glu-glu » Fri May 11, 2007 8:54 pm

WARNING! PNG TRANSPARENCY, FIREFOX RECOMMENDED!
FULLVIEW IS A MUST, best viewed at 1024 x 768 resolution.


just a stupid warning for a pic i was about to upload on DA, but it went system maintenance on me.
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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Sat May 12, 2007 12:17 am

That video is only funny to people who have not played the game =(
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Sat May 12, 2007 6:23 am

The areolas look funny because they are so small also ^_^

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Unread postby Alexander » Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:40 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECSWSBH7Ltg

The Fist of the North Star opening. Man, they don't make them like they used to.

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Unread postby glu-glu » Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:50 am

016B


yeah...well, that's up for you to find out.
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Unread postby KingOfDoma » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:22 am

Spider-Man: One More Day
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Unread postby Ark » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:25 am

昭和72年 夏。

俺、津積保彦(つみやすひこ)は現在海の上人だ

乗り込んクルーザデッキから東京

な南空を見げ昔と思い出してた

あれ3前成式日ジャナリスト母がに『

』言葉贈っく


No, I don't know what it means either.
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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:58 am

It seems to be:

Japan, Showa era year 72, Summer.

I, Tsutsumi Yasuhiko, a priest of water, board the deck of the cruiser.

From Tokyo we head south, and I remember the journalist at those three Maenari days. "

", my mother would say.


This translation is not precise by any means, but that's kind of the idea. The placement of those quote brackets is weird, though.
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Ark » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:39 am

Cool!
What a strange thing to have on my Ctrl+V.
You read it yourself or use some translator? Maybe thats just the way they set up there sentences. Rather then have the speech in the marks, they have 'em before so you know they'll be speaking!? I honestly have no idea though.
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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:36 pm

I actually used an online dictionary, because to hell with learning a bunch of kanji right now. But it helped a lot, having (very) basic knowledge of Japanese particles and alphabet.
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Spleen » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:10 pm

"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:38 am

Take 09:01 from Barnes Bridge, 09:23 from Clapham Junction (to Eastbourne/Southampton Central)


I is planning a trip.

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Fri Jun 29, 2007 12:04 pm

Jr083661295gb


Package tracking. In vain. Stupid Royal Mail strike. D:

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Unread postby Kai » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:07 pm

I just want to see characters doing more than sitting around being described.

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Unread postby Besyanteo » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:41 pm

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=651


Something I was linking to Pervy. :o

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Unread postby glu-glu » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:41 pm

quetzalcuetzpalin


This it's also for you to find out.
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Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:23 am

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/07/01/vampir ... index.html

FLEE THE PEACOCKS OF DOOM.

...Yeah, that's what I had.

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:15 am

Female Speaker:


Also for you to figure out!
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:01 pm

overlord


Overlord!

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Unread postby Archmage » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:18 pm

Because the presence ofan audience has an emotional impact
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