RPGWW

just got one of those chain email things. Although I usually brush them off as being completely stupid, I actually thought this one was really funny.

Play this game, if you so wish, and post your respective sentences. For the sake of this not soley being spam, discuss what it reveals about your inner self. Or something deep along those lines. Or something stupid. (:

> > Pick the month you were born:
> >
> > January--I kicked
> > February--I loved
> > March--I smoked
> > April--I dry humped
> > May--I choked on
> > June--I murdered
> > July--I did the Macarena with
> > August--I had lunch with
> > September--I danced with
> > October--I sang to
> > November--I yelled at
> > December--I ran over
> >
> >
> > Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> >
> > 1-------a birdbath
> > 2-------a monster
> > 3-------a phone
> > 4-------a fork
> > 5-------a Mexican
> > 6-------a gangster
> > 7-------my cell phone
> > 8-------my dog
> > 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
> > 10-----my neighbor
> > 11-----my science teacher
> > 12-----a banana
> > 13-----a fireman
> > 14-----a stuffed animal
> > 15-----a goat
> > 16-----a pickle
> > 17-----your mom
> > 18-----a spo on
> > 19-----myself
> > 20-----a baseball bat
> > 21-----a ninja
> > 22-----Chuck Norris
> > 23-----a noodle
> > 24-----a squirrel
> > 25-----a football player
> > 26------my sister
> > 27-----my brother
> > 28-----an ipod
> > 29-----a permanent marker
> > 30-----a llama
> > 31-----A homeless guy
> >
> >
> > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> >
> > White-----because I'm cool like that
> > Black-----because that's how I roll.
> > Pink-------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
> > Red--------because the voices told me to.
> > Blue-------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> > Green-----because I hate myself.
> > Purple-----because I'm cool.
> > Gray-------because I was drunk
> > Yellow- ---because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> > Orange----because I hate my family.
> > Brown------because I was high.
> > Other-------because I'm a ninja.
> > None--------b ecause I cant control myself

... apparently, I loved my dog because I was drubnk. >.>

I yelled at a fireman because I was drunbk.

RPGWW is a den of druggies and boozers.

I yelled at a squirrel...because I'm cool like that.

I ran over my dog because I'm a ninja?

I'm not a very good one then.

I murdered a fork because I hate my family.

I had lunch with my dog because that's how I roll.

Hands up: who else had to look down to remember what colour shirt they were wearing?

*raises hand*

If by "remember" you mean "find out in the first place."

I smoked a birdbath, because that's how I roll.

... *staring at smouldering birdbath* This shit can't be sanitary.

I murdered a football player because I'm sexy and do what I want.


... what? Why are you looking at me like that? >.>;;;

I had lunch with my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want?

That is not only possible, but also plausible!

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I dry-humped a stuffed animal, because I'm cool like that.

I sang to my sister because I hate myself. *cries*

people born day 5: please get the hell away from me : (

anyways:

I loved a Birbath because I was drunk

A new day and a new shirt!

I ran over my dog because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

That's more like it.

I dryhumped a phone because that's how I roll >< I hate mine.

I danced with a birdbath because I can't control myself.

... DON'T JUDGE ME! You'll never understand our love!

Also, apparently there's a lot of people born on the first of the month around these parts. What's up with that? Come on, people, get original! You've got at least 24 other days to choose from!

24? Man, you are bad at maths.

To be fair, he did say "at least".

I murdered a gangster because I was drunk...yeah, I'd have to have enough alcohol in my system to even consider doing that.

I murdered a birdbath, because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


... That birdbath had it coming thought. It raped my dog. :(