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Lenore
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Unread postby Lenore » Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:58 pm

just got one of those chain email things. Although I usually brush them off as being completely stupid, I actually thought this one was really funny.

Play this game, if you so wish, and post your respective sentences. For the sake of this not soley being spam, discuss what it reveals about your inner self. Or something deep along those lines. Or something stupid. (:

> > Pick the month you were born:
> >
> > January--I kicked
> > February--I loved
> > March--I smoked
> > April--I dry humped
> > May--I choked on
> > June--I murdered
> > July--I did the Macarena with
> > August--I had lunch with
> > September--I danced with
> > October--I sang to
> > November--I yelled at
> > December--I ran over
> >
> >
> > Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> >
> > 1-------a birdbath
> > 2-------a monster
> > 3-------a phone
> > 4-------a fork
> > 5-------a Mexican
> > 6-------a gangster
> > 7-------my cell phone
> > 8-------my dog
> > 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
> > 10-----my neighbor
> > 11-----my science teacher
> > 12-----a banana
> > 13-----a fireman
> > 14-----a stuffed animal
> > 15-----a goat
> > 16-----a pickle
> > 17-----your mom
> > 18-----a spo on
> > 19-----myself
> > 20-----a baseball bat
> > 21-----a ninja
> > 22-----Chuck Norris
> > 23-----a noodle
> > 24-----a squirrel
> > 25-----a football player
> > 26------my sister
> > 27-----my brother
> > 28-----an ipod
> > 29-----a permanent marker
> > 30-----a llama
> > 31-----A homeless guy
> >
> >
> > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> >
> > White-----because I'm cool like that
> > Black-----because that's how I roll.
> > Pink-------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
> > Red--------because the voices told me to.
> > Blue-------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> > Green-----because I hate myself.
> > Purple-----because I'm cool.
> > Gray-------because I was drunk
> > Yellow- ---because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> > Orange----because I hate my family.
> > Brown------because I was high.
> > Other-------because I'm a ninja.
> > None--------b ecause I cant control myself
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Unread postby Ark » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:05 pm

I smoked A homeless guy because I was high.

The deepness of this is I've never, and will never, smoke nor do I know any homeless guys and I refuse to ever get high as well.
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Unread postby KingOfDoma » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:20 pm

... apparently, I loved my dog because I was drubnk. >.>
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Unread postby Seethe » Mon Feb 19, 2007 7:49 pm

I yelled at a fireman because I was drunbk.

RPGWW is a den of druggies and boozers.

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:16 pm

:ghost: I yelled at a squirrel...because I'm cool like that.

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Unread postby Deeum » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:24 pm

I ran over my dog because I'm a ninja?

I'm not a very good one then.

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Unread postby Zemyla » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:34 pm

I murdered a fork because I hate my family.
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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:21 pm

I had lunch with my dog because that's how I roll.

Hands up: who else had to look down to remember what colour shirt they were wearing?

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Unread postby Seethe » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:06 pm

*raises hand*

If by "remember" you mean "find out in the first place."

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Unread postby Besyanteo » Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:41 pm

I smoked a birdbath, because that's how I roll.

... *staring at smouldering birdbath* This shit can't be sanitary.

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Unread postby Nakibe » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:57 am

I murdered a football player because I'm sexy and do what I want.


... what? Why are you looking at me like that? >.>;;;

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Unread postby FlamingDeth » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:18 am

I had lunch with my best friend's boyfriend because I'm sexy and I do what I want?

That is not only possible, but also plausible!

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Unread postby Shinigori V2 » Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:43 am

THESE MEMES ARE HARVESTING OUR INFORMATIONS.
Hey there! Can I give you a hand?

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:18 pm

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Unread postby Spleen » Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:25 pm

I dry-humped a stuffed animal, because I'm cool like that.
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Unread postby Archmage » Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:28 pm

I sang to my sister because I hate myself. *cries*
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Unread postby glu-glu » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:03 pm

people born day 5: please get the hell away from me : (

anyways:

I loved a Birbath because I was drunk
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Unread postby Deeum » Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:18 pm

A new day and a new shirt!

I ran over my dog because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

That's more like it.

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Unread postby Lenore » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:48 pm

I dryhumped a phone because that's how I roll >< I hate mine.
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Unread postby BrainWalker » Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:45 am

I danced with a birdbath because I can't control myself.

... DON'T JUDGE ME! You'll never understand our love!

Also, apparently there's a lot of people born on the first of the month around these parts. What's up with that? Come on, people, get original! You've got at least 24 other days to choose from!
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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:31 pm

24? Man, you are bad at maths.

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Unread postby FlamingDeth » Wed Feb 21, 2007 4:47 pm

To be fair, he did say "at least".

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Unread postby NamagomiMk0 » Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:30 pm

I murdered a gangster because I was drunk...yeah, I'd have to have enough alcohol in my system to even consider doing that.

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Unread postby Ganonfro » Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:28 pm

I murdered a birdbath, because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


... That birdbath had it coming thought. It raped my dog. :(


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