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We can reactivate your old account. Make it stronger, faster, better. In fact, all you need to do is pay me 2,000 dollars in unmarked, nonconsecutive singles. After that, wait 4-6 weeks before reminding me to reactivate, whereupon you'll only have to wait 4-6 weeks.

Love,

The Forum :(

Dear Col. Squintz P Altec IV (Ms.,)



Sincerely,

Doctor Stephen J McSexy

PS: I like my new log in name. I stole it from Girly. :(