MY POWER IS RESTORED!!!

[The Duelist]

Back from the nether regions of the Internet...the DUELIST HAS RETURNED TO DRAW SWORDS AND TAKE ON THE BEST SPAMMERS THERE BE!

CAN YOU HANDLE THE AWESOME???

CAN YOU HANDLE...THE WHEEZE?!

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No one edited your post. Do you see a "post edited n times in total" at the bottom? o_O

I do! :D

It's a neat function. -Kai

You damn kids, stay away from my edit button! It contains power you cannot comprehend... - Gus

Oh, shit, it's Gus! The ez-sysop will protect us from the terrible secret of editing. -Kai

There is no secret, only the test. Will you use the edit function to uphold grammatical rules and correct spelling mistakes, as well as removing unsavoury posts, hurtful statements, and blatent advertising; or will you allow yourself to be corrupted by the power within, and fall prey to the dark side of moderating. For once you start down that path, it is only a matter of time until you are reduced to changing carefully selected hyperlinks to redirect to goatse, and deleting an entire person's message only to replace it with "i r ghey".... - Gus

[Besyanteo]

Do I have to? :(

[Capntastic]

[The Duelist]

....you know, I'm not entirely sure...

BUT YEAH! BEHOLD MY POWER!

[Capntastic]

A Gameboy can fit in your pocket so it's playable on the go!

[The Duelist]

>_< So much for our legendary battles of yore. Edit-hungry admin...

[Archmage]

No one edited your post. Do you see a "post edited n times in total" at the bottom? o_O

[Capntastic]

I am currently dueling you with secrecy and mystery!

[The Duelist]

*Explodes!*

[Nick Shogun]

I'm interested in seeing such a battle. The Duelist must have his name for a reason.

[Endesu]

And where the hell did you randomly return from?

[The Duelist]

Eh, it wasn't so much random, as being gone for a while, finding my writing muse, facing destruction and college, and then finally asking to have my account reactivated.

^_^

THat said, Random may apply at some points.

[The innocent bystander]

*explodes*

[Endesu]

You bastard, look what you've done!

Now we'll have to wait for him to respawn!

[Justice Augustus]

I got first dibs when he repops!

[Ark]

I'll have sloppy seconds!

[Justice Augustus]

I hate that term on so many levels, mostly because of the vivid imagery it conjures up in my mind.

[Nick Shogun]

That term makes me hungry, but also makes me feel shameful.

[Justice Augustus]

There's a story in that statement somewhere.

[Ark]

And hopefully a rather entertaining one at that.