Attention

[darkknight61189]

It has come to my attention that my identity was hijacked a while back when we were on the old forum, and without my knowledge, spammed a few of the less spammy areas of the board. To this I offer my humblest apologies and declare that it was not me. I point my finger at my little thirteen year old sister and her dorky friends.

It has also come to my attention that I don't spend nearly enough time on this board to make anyone actually know me. Spleen has told me that after the little incident with the random posts, that people thought about banning me from the forum, thinking that I was someone who had only been on the board for a few months, despite my rather large number of posts for someone on the board for such a short time.


Now I fully expect another mod to come and edit my post for bad grammar and spelling, just like the last three topic starters I'd posted. Adieu.

[pd Rydia]

O...kay?

[Archmage]

This is Kai.

Several people knew that it wasn't you. That was very not-you behavior. So, despite the fact that I don't know you from a freaking hole in the wall, I assumed that I'd have noticed earlier if you were that much of a cock.

This has been Kai, borrowing Archmage's computer.

[Idran1701]

Yeah, don't worry about it. I was in the same boat as Kai, though a bit more; I've seen enough of your posts here that I knew something was up there. I just cleared out the posts and forgot about it, myself. No worries, Dark knight, I've always thought you're a fine poster here from what I've seen.

[Capntastic]

You'd better tell Spleen over the phone then; I've sent him to break your legs :(

[pd Rydia]

I never saw these posts. ;_; I feel deprived.

[Deeum]

I never saw these posts. ;_; I feel deprived.

Yeah, same here.

Someone enlighten us poor sobs? :|

[Idran1701]

Only saved one. From Into the Parlor:

with a huff, Thurimar leaves the room. on his way home, he meets pikachu! Thurimar tries to catch pikachu with a pokeball, but it didnt really work. SUDDENLY, the pink power ranger appears out of nowhere. she looks angrily at Thurimar and says "stop this animal abuse NOW!" Thurimar gets extremely scared and runs the rest of the way home and pees in his pants along the way.

[Archmage]

Yeah. Idran was too on the ball. Most of us didn't know about it until we were told.

[BrainWalker]

Curse you, Idran, and your eternal vigilance!

Uhh, I mean, thanks, bro.

[darkknight61189]

Wow, I didn't even get a chance to see the posts. I have to hand it to my sister's friends. May have been a whole bunch of bull crud, but it wasn't as bad as I'd thought. I guess they figured out this was an RP forum.

As for Spleen's orders to break my legs, I'm afraid he was unable to finish the mission. I shall be sending him back to you in four small boxes so that you may deal with his dissatisfactory performance in your own manner.