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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:07 am

Are you posting while on the clock? I'm not paying you to sit idly by and waste your time on some inter-net e-board for eight hours a day!

Wait, yes I am.

...Carry on.
"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:13 pm

Super Mario Fusion: Mushroom Kingdom Hearts

Mario + Halo + Doom + Megaman + madness!

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Unread postby Besyanteo » Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:22 pm

Well, I'm thoroughly creeped out.

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:33 am

Deeum wrote:Pokemon, let me show you them.

http://community.livejournal.com/pkmnco ... 98303.html
There are some cute things in there. I like the tiny Pikabug model and the stuffed "snow Pikachu."

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:48 pm

I wanted to share this with everyone, because it is short, and it is funny.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Unread postby Idran1701 » Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:54 am

BrainWalker wrote:I wanted to share this with everyone, because it is short, and it is funny.


Can someone post a hint? I'm stuck. :(

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Wed May 07, 2008 9:02 am

I am posting this from work, because it is too awesome for me to wait until I get home.

Some crazy Japanese motherfucker combined the concept of those mad input-free custom Super Mario World levels with ridiculous video-game-sound-effect music videos. It's... awe-inspiring, really.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Unread postby Besyanteo » Wed May 07, 2008 11:02 am

That was great. =D

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Wed May 14, 2008 3:18 am

"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Mon May 19, 2008 9:54 am

Are you a fan of Metal Gear Solid? Lupin III? They're apparently two great tastes that taste great together.

Note: It's a lot funnier if you've actually beaten MGS and if you remember the intro to the old Lupin III TV series.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Mon May 19, 2008 10:38 am

That was fantastic. Especially seeing how, unless I misread the credits, it was all drawn in MS Paint.

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Mon May 19, 2008 11:19 am

The audition

And now for something slightly different but still pretty samey as it's been done before: an article.

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Unread postby Nakibe » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:47 pm

Everyone? Remember those Four Fiends of FF4?

Yeah, well, They've got something to say.

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:09 am

Remember this awesome Pac-Man fanart?

How about some more, in a slightly different flavor?
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Unread postby Besyanteo » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:14 am

http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?u ... in2525&p=r

More stuff by the FF4 guy! Also, hi again folks.

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Unread postby anime_girl » Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:05 pm

I think a few of those killed me inside.

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:06 am

"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:37 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOj-Is2ylA0

Made me giggle. Repeatedly.

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Unread postby KingOfDoma » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:03 am

http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2008 ... relevance/

I found it amusing, and I barely know anything about Magic...
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Unread postby Spleen » Tue Sep 16, 2008 10:40 am

"Tell you what, Leto, I won't fight with you. Zeus' wives are pretty tough customers. You have my permission to boast openly that you have beaten the daylights out of me."
-Hermes, the Iliad (Stanley Lombardo, translator) Book 21

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Unread postby KingOfDoma » Tue Sep 16, 2008 5:38 pm

The Action Hero Apostles

Mr. T: Moses

Chuck Norris: John the Baptist

SEGATA SANSHIRO: JAPANESE SUPER-JESUS
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Unread postby BrainWalker » Tue Sep 23, 2008 6:56 am

This is the coolest thing that has ever been on YouTube. No doubt.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Katamari Flavoured

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Unread postby Jak Snide » Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:20 am

Here is some crucial advice that I was handed by a man with a plastic shopping bag while traveling home on the London Underground.

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:21 pm

Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Unread postby PriamNevhausten » Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:30 pm

"You haven't told me what I'm looking for."
"Anything that might be of interest to Slitscan. Which is to say, anything that might be of interest to Slitscan's audience. Which is best visualized as a vicious, lazy, profoundly ignorant, perpetually hungry organism craving the warm god-flesh of the anointed. Personally I like to imagine something the size of a baby hippo, the color of a week-old boiled potato, that lives by itself, in the dark, in a double-wide on the outskirts of Topeka. It's covered with eyes and it sweats constantly. The sweat runs into those eyes and makes them sting. It has no mouth, Laney, no genitals, and can only express its mute extremes of murderous rage and infantile desire by changing the channels on a universal remote. Or by voting in presidential elections."
--Colin Laney and Kathy Torrance, William Gibson's Idoru

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Unread postby Justice Augustus » Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:59 pm

I can't tell whether this is real or a parody, but it keeps making me laugh.

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Unread postby Idran1701 » Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:52 am

It's a parody according to Snopes, but it's still hilarious. :D

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:08 pm

This time around, it's a double shot of crazy crap!

First off, imagine having the Mortal Kombat announcer guy at your service. What stupid shit would you have him say?

And secondly, a young man sings of love and kart racing.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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Unread postby Idran1701 » Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:02 am

Here's a fun quiz: Do you know all 25 D&D classes?

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Unread postby Besyanteo » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:19 am

http://www.torsopants.com/

They're going out of business on the 23rd, I hear. They ahve some wacky neat shirts. Buy them up while you can~

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Unread postby BrainWalker » Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:48 pm

Science is awesome.
Anime is kind of like fish in that it is better the less "fishy" it is.

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