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Stupid adspammers!

Yikes.

I wonder how much that movie is going to suck? <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

I think you mean, "I wonder how awesome that movie is going to be". <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
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Really, could go either way. <p><hr />
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woah, i was expecting some more excitement, where's the love guys?
i think it's going to be a good movie.
then again im so easy to please when it comes to movies... <p><div style="text-align:center">
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This has neither Orson Welles nor Leonard Nimoy. It therefore fails. <p>-----
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If that movie isn't like four hours long, it is not long enough.

And that trailer needed more of the robots talking. Really, any robot talking would have done it. As it is, it's not Transformers. Until they're given personality, it doesn't even matter. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

It looks like an incredibly generic "stuff blows up" action/thriller movie. Not necessarily a bad thing, but certainly not a "totally awesome" thing, and really not the kind of form I'd want a Transformers movie to take. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

It doesn't have Orson Welles or Leonard Nimoy, but it does have Peter Cullen, who unlike the above was in Transformers for more than just the movie.

Also, teaser trailer! The entire point of a teaser trailer is to look cool and get you interested, not actually tell you anything about the movie.

Lastly: The entirety of all Transformers shows, comics, and movies exist as advertising for a toy line. I'd actually be slightly disappointed if it had some huge, moving, emotionally-charged plot. On the other hand, I would love a giant "blow crap up" movie with giant robots! Giant robot live action movies aren't made every day, you know. <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
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You saw that there's going to be a hokey love story involved, though. Come on, the holding-hands bit. Fuck the humans, I came here to see sentient METAL things. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

Maybe they're holding hands to find some joy in the few moments they have left before Megatron blasts them?

Come, come. You know better--that filming angle and timing does not say "I am holding your hand because I am too scared for proper articulation," it says "I like your boobies." <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

I don't need a gripping plot in an action movie either. It's not about the plot, it's about "Oh, I've already seen this moive 50 times, it's just the robots are bigger than usual now."

If I'm really desperate to see shit get blown up, I can just pop in Independance Day again and save myself 8 bucks.

Also, if the point of teaser trailers are to look cool and get me interested, I'd have to say that about 80% of them fail. Is it really so bad to want to know something about the movie before I spend money on it? That's why I can't fucking stand the vast majority of pharmaceutical commercials. Near as I can figure, they're marketed at hypochondiracs. "Ask your doctor about [pill name you'll probably forget in 5 minutes]. Nevermind that we didn't bother to mention what this shit is supposed to do." <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

...Explosions and hints at transformers. So far the teaser didn't do anything I wasn't expecting. What they REALLY needed to grab my attention would be neon laser bolts and 80's sound effects before the explosions happened. Ahh... Juxtaposition..

I hope some of the transformers get completely blown up. And if any get blinged out while being mistaken for cars, I will walk out of the theatre. Seriously.

I want to see a decepticon park itself somewhere with it's doors unlocked, wait for some hoods to get in and try to steal it, and then transform. Just to be a dick. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

that would make ANY movie worthy of my money. <p><div style="text-align:center">
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Hey, if I were a decepticon, I'd do that just for the satisfaction of hearing the little girl screams... though I probably wouldn't like getting my seats wet.


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May I note something?

Yes, you only see bits and pieces of the Transformers. Flashes, really.

... sure TEASING, isn't it? <p><hr />
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If you click on the link that says "Transformers trailer" you KNOW there are going to be Transformers in it, so the fact that there are Transformers is no goddamned surprise. A tease implies suspense. This was more like, "Oh, by the way, the Transformers are fucking huge. Also, we wanted to remind you that we are still making this movie." <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

I think I have to go and change my underpants....that was too much excitement for me.
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