My Car Melted

[Nick Shogun]

I was driving down the street when the engine died. I pulled around the corner as the hood started to smoke, and then got out to look at it. Oil started leaking from beneath the hood, which caught on fire, which burned the car alive. My hat was okay.

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[BrainWalker]

Good lord,, man, those are some seriously bad times.

Good thing you weren't burned alive, at least. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Capntastic]

Karma.

[ikozaedro]

at least you're alive, and now have a good story to tell to drunk pals. <p><div style="text-align:center">
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[Archmage144]

Nothing like a good carbeque! <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Kai]

Are you totally certain there were no nihilists involved? I hear they kill your fucking car, man. <p>-------------------------
<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble. --John Wayne</span></p>

[Roose Hurro]

I do hope you're insured...


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[BrainWalker]

Shit, man. Carbeque. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Nick Shogun]

Carbeque is a good word. Did you coin it?

Anyway, the car was only four months old. Brand new. 2-thousand miles, tops. Ugh.

Maybe it was Karma. Maybe I'm going to do something horrible in the future, and that'll even things out! <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Kai]

Ouch. Pre-emptive karma? That's harsh. <p>-------------------------
<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble. --John Wayne</span></p>

[FlamingDeth]

Well, at least your hat is ok. That's the important part. <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
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[Archmage144]

I cannot claim responsibility for "carbeque," but whoever came up with that acronym put in too many B's. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[PriamNevhausten]

The first time I heard "car-B-Q" was on a radio station, talking about an accident on the highway. I was duly amused.

Also, holy shit, how in the world did that even happen? <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Nick Shogun]

Lessee... okay, I was turning left when a drunk driver ran a red light and hit my front right headlight area. At this point, it was still driveable, so I drove it home.

The next morning I took it to breakfast, but the lights kept switching on and off. Eventually, the engine died, and I pulled around a corner to check it out. It began to smoke profusely, so I exited the vehicle. Oil began leaking and a fire started, and within about ten minutes the whole thing was up in flames!

My insurance company has yet to inform me what the cause was, and whether it's related to the drunk driver or not. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[ikozaedro]

any way to contact the drunk guy and using him as an escape goat? <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Are you dense? are you a retard? i am the goddamned batman!"-Batman</div>
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[Roose Hurro]

Maybe it has something to do with what your car had for breakfast... maybe you shouldn't eat there any more?

Maybe too much coffee with its eggs and bacon?


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[Ganonfro]

*Comes in with a car sized food platter*

...Damnit, these eggs and bacon aren't car sized... Only the late Marlon Brando sized...

*Throws down chef hat and walks away in disgust*

[Nick Shogun]

How dare you make light of my situation, sir!

You know I hate eggs. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Idran1701]

Wait, Marlon Brando died? When was this? <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[Justice Augustus]

Damn that sucks, at least now you can sue the car manufacturing company for making an inflammable car.
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[Zemyla]

Also, Glu-glu: It's spelled "scapegoat".

Unless you're talking about something like an Exit Mouse. Though I would imagine those would be harder to keep in your inventory. <p>-----
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[Ganonfro]

Idran: July 1st, 2004. I believe a heart attack

Mr. Shogun: They were for your car, you insensitive jerk. >:

[bunnygirle78]

holy god! I hope your ok <p><hr />

Just one thing, don't make me go Chibi on your ass.</p>