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Taco Bell will trade you $12,500 in gift certificates for your PS3. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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And suddenly buying one becomes more sane a decision. Slightly.

I support Tacos. <p>[--------------------------------------------]
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I can't imagine spending over twelve thousand dollars at Taco Bell, even spread out over the course of my entire life. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

I can and can't: I can imagine attempting to. I can also imagine the inevitable death by heart attack while on the surgeon's table for a quadruple bypass at the age of 35. :( <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Heck yeah!

Who wouldn't want to become morbidly obese from eating Taco Bell morning, noon, and night (let's not forget Fourthmeal!!) for the next 25 years???

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BA wins for the reference to Fourthmeal. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

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Ah, yes, Fourthmeal. The classic inverse to what all of the other fast-food companies are doing at the moment.

McD's: "We're trying to provide you with healthy food options. Here, have a salad."

Taco Bell: "Americans are already obese and unhealthy, why not eat four meals a day? And the fourth one should be as cholesterol and calorie-laden as possible!" <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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No, see, I think they're just trying the reverse psychology method of helping with obesity. It's like when you live in a fifties sitcom and are caught smoking, so your sweater-vest-wearing father makes you smoke the whole pack to teach you some undefined and vague lesson possibly relating to friendship. <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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But the joke's on him when it was actually your friend's jacket that switched and his attempt at helping to steer you away from a life of sin actually plunges you head first into a nicotine laden 'freak out' session.

Something doesn't add up here. I thought the 1950's was when nine out of ten doctors recommended Camel cigarettes and the tenth doctor couldn't vote because he was being treated for lung cancer.

Yeah, but not for kids. <p><hr />
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On that note, Brewster's Millions was a decent movie. <p><hr />Radio message from HQ:
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Clearly, the best use of those tacos would be to feed a large number of people. Maybe some homeless folks or, failing that, kids. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica
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Or a barbarian army! Let's go find some Visigoths. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

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