RPGWW Drinbking Game

[Kai]

RPGWWChat DRINBKING GAME

Developed in chat by Sage and Kai.

For those of you who hang out in chat:

*Every time Tai says, "..." take a drink.
*Every time Sage is disconnected, take a drink.
*Every time Zero makes the >: face, take a drink.
*Every time Kai uses profanity, take a drink. (Don't fucking judge me, man.)
*Every time Phil hates something, take a drink.
*Every time Archmage rants about some scientific thing, take two drinks.
*Every time Dave with Three F's starts RPing with himself, take a drink.
*Every time Priam screams in all caps for no apparent reason, take a drink.
*Every time Nama complains about Kamos' poor MDEF score, take 3 drinks. (You'll need it.)
*Every time Dan IMs anybody in chat with something amusing from his MUD that his target finds completely incomprehensible, take a drink.
*Every time someone is infected by Tai or Priam's black background, take a drink.
*Every time Banj instigates some kind of argument for his own amusement (usually with Phil or Nama) empty your glass.
*Every time Koss does this: =o.o= take a drink.
*Every time Shaun says 'Mew' or 'Chaos' take a drink.
*Every time Nama calls real life boring, finish the glass.
*Every time Kai tries to recruit people for an RP in chat, take a drink.
*Every time Phil manages to pwn Jooie in a battle of wits, take a shot if you weren't around for the old Phil. Empty the glass if you were.
*Every time Kai speaks for Archmage in chat, take a drink. This stacks with previous rules.
*Every time Shini is an ass in 10 syllables or less, take a drink.

People should feel free to add to this list as appropriate. <p>-------------------------
<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble. --John Wayne</span></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=priamnevhausten>PriamNevhausten</A]&nbsp; at: 11/4/06 18:28

[PriamNevhausten]

What size glass are we using, anyway? "Shot" implies a shot glass, by which logic "taking a shot" and "emptying the glass" are the same thing. Are you guys drinking from blenders or something? Because that would actually be kind of neat.

Also:
Whenever someone says "bye" after their target has already left, drink.
When someone starts typing song lyrics into chat, empty the glass, refill it, and take a shot from it.
Every time someone quotes from the "List of [x] things not allowed in an RPG," take two shots. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=priamnevhausten>PriamNevhausten</A]&nbsp; at: 11/4/06 14:33

[NamagomiMk0]

*Every time Nama starts going off about some system- or statistic-related thing, take a drink.
*Every time Nama leaves chat after or while getting pwned, take three drinks
*Every time Phil talks about how he has a life, take two drinks. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=namagomimk0>NamagomiMk0</A] at: 11/4/06 14:40

[Besyanteo]

Every time Bes accidentally capitalizes the second letter of a word, take a drink. If he misspells that word, take two drinks.

If any word in a sentence as described above has a "th" in it (something), and the "th" is reversed (somehting), take three drinks.

If Bes loses one or more whole words in one of these errors, finish the glass and send that fucker to typing class. <p>

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<div style="text-align:center"></div></p>Edited by: Besyanteo&nbsp; at: 11/7/06 1:58

[Choark]

I have to say with those sorts of drinking rules I'd need at least ten bottles by my side to drink for half an hours worth of chatting.

On a side note I am actually drunk right now and have two bottles of After Shock so Wheeee!!! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Kai]

Priam: I drink from normal sized glasses, often containing more than one shot's worth of alcohol.

Also, bless you people for adding to the list. Kai is all happy inside. <p>-------------------------
<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble. --John Wayne</span></p>

[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

Every time I actually show up in chat, down the whole bottle of whatever alcoholic beverage it is you're consuming.

[Capntastic]

I don't use >: that much, do I? When I do use it it's for no reason though.

I ADD ONE: When a stranger enters chat and leaves after two or three lines of other people chatting, take a swig.

[NamagomiMk0]

*When Zero uses :U, take a drink. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

[Capntastic]

That's much better!

[Kai]

*Take a drink every time Kai spams chat with text from American Psycho. <p>-------------------------
<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble. --John Wayne</span></p>

[Idran1701]

<blockquote>Quote:

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Every time I actually show up in chat, down the whole bottle of whatever alcoholic beverage it is you're consuming.

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"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[Zemyla]

* Take 1 + your Con modifier drinks when I start talking about D&D optimization. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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[pd Rydia]

Take a ______ when you get mass-invited to chat. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica
"he is the godamn batman! thats why! if he can breath in space you damn bet he can wear a panty on his head!" glu-glu</div></p>

[Spleen]

Take a drink if Spleen comes up with a big list of these, stops to do something else, and accidentally deletes the list. It was really good, too. I'll see what I can remember, though.

Take a drink if Idran knows something someone else doesn't or demonstrates the ability to do exceptionally thorough research or demonstrates superhuman levelheadedness, proving (as I have before theorized) that Spaceman is not, in fact, a real person, but actually an extension of the sentient consciousness of the Internet.
Drain your glass if someone in chat talks about something that only they understand or are interested or involved in as though it were a mattern of concern of everyone.
Take a drink if SOMEONE TALKS IN ALL CAPS.
Take a sip if someone makes a "your mom" joke. Take a full drink if the maker of the joke or the target is Shini.
Take a drink if someone recites a line from a song in chat and someone else finishes the song.
Take a drink if someone reminds me about something I did on the forum when I was fifteen or younger. Two drinks if they dredge up something from my first year on the forum, when I was twelve. Three if it's someone bringing up that picture I once posted of me from a bad angle that makes me look kind of white trash and thus like a convict.
Take a drink if someone supplies too much information about themselves anywhere but in the Unspoken forum.
Take a drink if someone links a picture or video. Take another drink each time someone says the link doesn't work. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"There are four types of men: one who says what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours - he is a neutral person. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is mine is a fool. One who says what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours is righteous. One who says what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine is evil."
-Talmud, Avot 5:13

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=spleeninfinity13>SpleenInfinity13</A]&nbsp; at: 11/5/06 21:17

[Justice Augustus]

Take a drink if the Gus refers to himself in the third person.
Take a drink if any of the non-American chatters criticise America, Americans, American Culture, or Americanisms.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[Jak Snide]

Bloody American.

[E Mouse]

Take another drink for every American chatter that agrees.
Every time E-mouse shows up, take a sip.
Drain your glass and spit it all over your monitor if E-mouse ever provides anything of value.

... *waits for Shini* <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Shinigori V2]

If Mus provides anything of value, your ass is already drunk.

GAME OVER. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

[Nick Shogun]

Have any of you played the Futurama drinking game? Whenever you see a robot on screen, you drink. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Endesu]

Personally, I take a swig whenever Nick posts. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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[Zemyla]

Also: old news. :{ <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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[Archmage144]

That's not a "game," it's a recipe for cirrhosis. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Kai]

Bumped, lest we forget.

[Nekogami]

Everytime Neko makes a perverted comment, take a drink!

[Besyanteo]

Amanda:

That's not a "game," it's a recipe for cirrhosis.

[Ganonfro]

Drink a long drink whenever someone says a catch phrase over 2 years old.
Finish your drink if the catch phrase involves Excal dying.

[Lenore]

Every time Lenore's character start talking for themselves, take two drinks.

Lenore: ¬¬;

Oh, and every time Lenore cusses, take a drink.

[FF Fanatic 80]

For every sentence Stephan Hyral goes *WITHOUT* using a curseword of some kind, take a drink!

Oh go @$#@$ yourself.

Bah, no drinkie. =(

[Lenore]

Every time Lenore enters Chat and says : >.>
Take a drink.

[Lenore]

Every half hour the character Lenore goes witout being offended, take a drink.

[Kai]

Every time Lenore is in an RP with not one or two but every single one of her characters... take a drink.

Every time Bes obligates himself for another RP, either online or IRL, hand Bes a drink and three Xanax for the stress.

Every time Kai harasses someone else to post in a board RP, take a drink.

Every time Amanda plays more than three sex demons at one time, take a drink and have a wank.

[Ark]

Cool!

Everytime I make some perverted comment to a female board member, take a swig.

Everytime I make a perverted comment to a male board member, take two swigs.

Everytime I high five or glomp someone, have a bottle.

[Lenore]

Every time lenore passes out tea and cake, have a drink.

Everytime tea and NO CAKE, have two.

[Lenore]

Whenever Lenore greets someone in all Caps, take a sip.

[Archmage]

Whenever Lenore double-posts instead of using the edit button, hit yourself in the head with a hammer and take a finger of whatever you're drinking to dull the pain.

[Lenore]

Whenever Lenore double-posts instead of using the edit button, hit yourself in the head with a hammer and take a finger of whatever you're drinking to dull the pain.

That doesn't happen in chat, Brian