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You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:22 am
by Archmage144
I found this article while searching for, of all things, the phrase "fresh bile" on google. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image

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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:52 am
by Besyanteo
... well damn. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:04 am
by Zemyla
The recipe from Steve, Don't Eat It! is better. <p>-----
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:14 pm
by Ajil6
I figured if I just put orange drink behind a radiator for a week I could Sideshow Bob my alcohol needs. <p>[--------------------------------------------]
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:21 pm
by Kai
Zem: So that's why my breakfast juice in Delhi tasted a little frisky. <p>-------------------------
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:25 pm
by Idran1701
Ajil: As long as you get to it before it continues on into vinegar. <p><hr />
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:04 pm
by Capntastic
Pshaw. My dad's a guard. He's already let me in on all the tricks.


Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:51 pm
by KingOfDoma
... can you have him beat an inmate in my honour? Preferably someone who was violent to a woman or child? That'd be SO sweet... <p><hr />
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:52 pm
by Capntastic
You don't have honor.


Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:23 am
by KingOfDoma
No, I have honoUr. It's like honor, but Canadian. And only worth 85% of American honor. <p><hr />
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:15 pm
by Besyanteo
But how does that match up against British Honour? <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:41 pm
by KingOfDoma
Ha! Less than half! Take that, ya tea suckin' limey bastards! <p><hr />
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:47 pm
by Banjooie
Why is noone asking the important question, that being why the unholy jesus fuck AM was googling 'fresh bile' on google? <p><Chat> <Matto says, "What's up?"
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Angst."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Drama."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Betrayal."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Plushies."</p>

Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:11 pm
by Kai
I did. I swear to you I asked.

He was looking for some 7-Up commercial. <p>-------------------------
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:31 pm
by Banjooie
this only raises more questions than it answers. <p><Chat> <Matto says, "What's up?"
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Angst."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Drama."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Betrayal."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Plushies."</p>

Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:05 am
by Archmage144
Once upon a time, 7-Up did commercials that parodied the "Pepsi Challenge." The taste-tester would be blindfolded and drink something without being told what it was, as usual, except that whatever the person drank first was something extremely disgusting. Perhaps the best exchange that took place during this set of commercials:

*SPIT* "UGH! This tastes like fresh bile!"
"You're right!"
*drinks from second cup hastily*
"Wouldn't you prefer the crisp, clean taste of 7-up?" <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image

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