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You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby Archmage144 » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:22 am

I found this article while searching for, of all things, the phrase "fresh bile" on google. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image

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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby Besyanteo » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:52 am

... well damn. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Unread postby Zemyla » Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:04 am

The recipe from Steve, Don't Eat It! is better. <p>-----
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby Ajil6 » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:14 pm

I figured if I just put orange drink behind a radiator for a week I could Sideshow Bob my alcohol needs. <p>[--------------------------------------------]
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby Kai » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:21 pm

Zem: So that's why my breakfast juice in Delhi tasted a little frisky. <p>-------------------------
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby Idran1701 » Fri Oct 20, 2006 5:25 pm

Ajil: As long as you get to it before it continues on into vinegar. <p><hr />
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby Capntastic » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:04 pm

Pshaw. My dad's a guard. He's already let me in on all the tricks.


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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:51 pm

... can you have him beat an inmate in my honour? Preferably someone who was violent to a woman or child? That'd be SO sweet... <p><hr />
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby Capntastic » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:52 pm

You don't have honor.


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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:23 am

No, I have honoUr. It's like honor, but Canadian. And only worth 85% of American honor. <p><hr />
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby Besyanteo » Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:15 pm

But how does that match up against British Honour? <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby KingOfDoma » Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:41 pm

Ha! Less than half! Take that, ya tea suckin' limey bastards! <p><hr />
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby Banjooie » Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:47 pm

Why is noone asking the important question, that being why the unholy jesus fuck AM was googling 'fresh bile' on google? <p><Chat> <Matto says, "What's up?"
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Angst."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Drama."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Betrayal."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Plushies."</p>

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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby Kai » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:11 pm

I did. I swear to you I asked.

He was looking for some 7-Up commercial. <p>-------------------------
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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby Banjooie » Mon Oct 30, 2006 10:31 pm

this only raises more questions than it answers. <p><Chat> <Matto says, "What's up?"
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Angst."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Drama."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Betrayal."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Plushies."</p>

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Re: You, too, can make your own prison hooch!

Unread postby Archmage144 » Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:05 am

Once upon a time, 7-Up did commercials that parodied the "Pepsi Challenge." The taste-tester would be blindfolded and drink something without being told what it was, as usual, except that whatever the person drank first was something extremely disgusting. Perhaps the best exchange that took place during this set of commercials:

*SPIT* "UGH! This tastes like fresh bile!"
"You're right!"
*drinks from second cup hastily*
"Wouldn't you prefer the crisp, clean taste of 7-up?" <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image

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