DrunBk awards part something because I did it

[Kai]

Brian wins for being on a different part of the floor every time I look. Wherever he is he whimpers and hits on our roommate. He's not gay but I said he is.

Banj wins for questioning me! He said holy shit.

Charles LOSES for his intorlable papacy. Bastrard. Also, he doesn't put out. I think. I didn't ask.

Oh! And Adam wins for letting me make his wiki stuff. I like his RPs and I want to give them STUFF.

The movie Grease wins for having previews that scare the shit out of me. Oh. It's Rugrats. But really. Someday you're gonna be eight years old. Do you want to look back and say you never lived?

Brian wins again because I think he just spit on the floor.

Dave wins because Stephan has the emotional maturity of a twelve-year old.

The Unicorns Visions forum wins for having lots of FURRIES. And UNIGONS, which are unicorndragons, making them all the stuff that's cool about REAL FANTASY. They also win for having some cool stuff tha makes me wanna hang out there.

Grease loses for having a huge "George Lucas"esque intro redux "we made a new version" bullshit thing before my movie.

Rizzo wins for not being pregnant.

Priam madkes fun of me thwn I'm drunk. He's nice. I made him clammy food. He ate it, and Brainwalker wins for eating it even though he doesn't like seafood.

Sage wins the award for not being around ever. He and Tai are going to have to fight for lurkrights, like Jets and sharks.

India wins for having crazyass dramatic movies involving twins andthe mafia.

THX loses for being TOO DAMNED LOUD

I win for watching Aladdin and Grease in one night of brandy-swilling messiness.

Grease wins for being the word.

Priam wins for dixing my drunBkness with the shift key. I had to look for it with my eyes. Shift is a small key. <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=kai@rpgww60462>Kai</A]&nbsp; at: 9/23/06 3:05

[BrainWalker]

This is a fantastic tradition <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[pd Rydia]

THUD. The audience is now deaf. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica
"he is the godamn batman! thats why! if he can breath in space you damn bet he can wear a panty on his head!" glu-glu</div></p>

[Zemyla]

This makes me sad that I've never been drunbk, much less drunbk on a computer. <p>-----
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Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
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[Justice Augustus]

I have. One man naked raids of the alliance capital cities are awesome.
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

[Kai]

I'd never done one of these, and after one look at my typos in chat, I knew it was time. <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>