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Prepare to shit yourself.

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:25 am
by Kai
This was sent to me by a friend of mine from high school.

The link! <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>Edited by: Kai&nbsp; Image at: 8/15/06 0:35

Re: Prepare to shit yourself.

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:20 am
by Capntastic
This was posted here before. There was a similar one that was equally amusing that was a Bio. Chem. test, or something. The answer blanks were filled with cartoon characters and such.

Edit: If someone finds it, post it.

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Re: Prepare to shit yourself.

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:21 am
by Kai
I need to find that. That would fill me with happiness as well. <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>

Re: Prepare to shit yourself.

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:31 am
by E Mouse
I swear those are in Yalogank already.

Also, he still got a D-? That's messed up. <p><hr />

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"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

Re: Prepare to shit yourself.

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:39 am
by Capntastic
It's pretty much widely regarded as being fake.


Start a Love Train... IMMEDIATELY!

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:43 am
by Nick Shogun
Which would lend to the scientific theory that everything fake is hilarious. <p><div style="text-align:center">
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Re: Start a Love Train... IMMEDIATELY!

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:48 am
by Capntastic
You are genuinely right.


Re: Start a Love Train... IMMEDIATELY!

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:42 am
by Shinigori V2
A D- is an F. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:06 am
by Nick Shogun
Can anyone explain to me why there's no "E" grade? Do people just not like E or something? What's not fun about E?! It stands for Extremely Bad! <p><div style="text-align:center">
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Re: ...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:25 am
by Shinigori V2
Because you tough yourself at night. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

Re: ...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:08 am
by Idran1701
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gra...ted_States

<blockquote>Quote:
The letter E is typically omitted, since an F can be turned into an E by drawing a small line at the bottom of the letter, and because E traditionally stood for Excellent (see the section on the The E-S-N-U system) but would be very poor on an A-F system. A few US institutions do use the letter E for "conditional failure," which automatically becomes an F unless the instructor takes specific action in the next semester. In practice, even at institutions whose grading systems have this grade, it is very rarely used.
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Re: ...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:29 pm
by pd Rydia
Woot for Idran!

And yeah, that's in Yalogank.


Also, if I were a teacher, I'd give it a D-. That one extra point for the show of personality. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica
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Re: ...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:46 pm
by PriamNevhausten
I recall hearing tell that it was given a D- because it does not deserve a failing grade. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

Re: ...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:29 pm
by Kai
A friend of mine said this renewed her enthusiasm to become an English teacher. She may or may not be deeply disturbed. <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>

Re: ...cry for the days we have lost! The Fun Days! -OO-

Unread postPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:26 am
by PriamNevhausten
We may have to link her to that article about a British school kid writing his paper in netspeak, then.

The genuinely good learners and people who think new things are always a joy to teach. But there is another side to the coin. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=priamnevhausten>PriamNevhausten</A]&nbsp; Image at: 8/16/06 9:27

Re: Prepare to shit yourself.

Unread postPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:00 pm
by Battle Accountant
That. Is. Freaking. Hysterical.

You can definitely tell it's fake, because even the "English teacher" made gramatical errors in the red ink...

However, I'm highly amused.

Love it love it love it.

:D
BA




Re: Prepare to shit yourself.

Unread postPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:22 pm
by Choark
I had teachers who made gramatical errors.

and you have to admit, marking something like that, you would hardly bother sending the time to check your spellings before writing anything.

Cool re-run of the thing though. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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