THE JIG IS UP.

[RebelKitsune]

It has come to my attention that Google have discovered Malta's true identity.

Click me, and learn the truth. (you'll likely need to scroll south a little to find the green arrow pointing at Malta, then zoom in as much as you want. You won't see it.)

There's no reason for us to hide it any longer. Google has found conclusive proof...

Malta is, in fact, ATLANTIS.

But ah, you say - there is an image available when I click on satellite view! To this I say HA and HA. Try to locate Valletta, Malta's capital city.

Not so smart now, are you?

(Discovered from this.) <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Choark]

I've been there.

I totally failed to see any flying fish cars or pick up floating chicks... I did get to see a nekkid one walk around the beach though.

The most fun I had the time I was there was in the Popey Village, the still up movie set from the film, where I had spinach and got in a few fights.

But yeah, Malta, its like.... hot. Though now I guess its very wet.

Must be hell for you my Hentai Furry, either ya burning up in all the fur or being drowned. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[RebelKitsune]

Dude, you were here and you didn't tell us?

Or was it before your days in RPGWW? <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Choark]

Way before I'm afraid. I was a ANGSTY Teenager the whole trip...

... Well the heat made me Angsty. Despite some really cool stuff there I basically spent the entire trip being in a bad mood because of the heat. I mean the night times were hotter then the days I left at home. Thats just... wack.

Went on some awsome boat rides though with the best tour guide, a mad old man with a black beard, who tried to run off with my Father in some forbidden love type situation.

But yeah.

I remember there being lots of Mary statues everywhere too. Went to some nice cathedrals/chruches too and the bus I went on had a hole on the floor with woddenboards barely covering it. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[ikozaedro]

i don't believe you, if malta really is atlantis, how come you're not some kind of mer-fox thing? <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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[Nick Shogun]

What a terrible combination. Furries hate water. Intelligent Design my ass! <p><div style="text-align:center">

USE THE TANUKI SUIT, CHO. -DMSCV
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[ikozaedro]

yeah, i think so too (furries hating water = logical, thus proving Malta != atlantis), but logic has no place in zany furry land. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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[Capntastic]

I always thought it was Ry'leh.

I could easily imagine the Cyclopean and non-Euclidean architecture. Because I'm slightly mad.

[E Mouse]

I guess it finally happened, huh? <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[RebelKitsune]

I'm offended by that stereotype, nick. >:

I bathe regularly. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[PriamNevhausten]

Malta is the place that the final boss used to build his den, since you had to have all forms of transportation available to you before you were able to effectively land on its tiny width to get at the final dungeon cave. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[BrainWalker]

That is alarmingly similar to what I was going to say. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[ikozaedro]

<blockquote>Quote:

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I bathe regularly.

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but...do you really enjoy it, huh? <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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[KingOfDoma]

Mer-fox, nothin'! He's an Ancient in human form! GET 'IM!

[E Mouse]

Just like Aeris?

Doesn't that mean he'll be dead by the end of the first disk anyway?

Morons. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Nick Shogun]

This is actually a little-known fact, but Sephiroth is allerigic to fur... he wouldn't be able to get close enough. <p><div style="text-align:center">

USE THE TANUKI SUIT, CHO. -DMSCV
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[KingOfDoma]

Those are the Cetra. These are the Alterans...

[Idran1701]

Wait, "get 'im"? But the Ancients are good guys I thought. <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[KingOfDoma]

... *points at Iddy* GET 'IM TOO!

[Idran1701]

*uploads an Ancient database into Cha's mind* <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[KingOfDoma]

*makes a Iddy Disruptor, then dials up the Asgard*

[Idran1701]

*does whatever that technobabble thing Replicarter did was and preemptively blows up Dakkara* <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[RebelKitsune]

gluglu... sometimes.

cha... I sure as hell do not look like a face in a puddle of spoiled yogurt. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Zemyla]

Actually, it is still Malta. But its defense system has been activated. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
</span>

Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

[KingOfDoma]

Oh, take whatever form floats your boat. A waitress, Daniel Jackson, the fat cop from the first season of Law and Order, WHATEVER.

[Ganonfro]

Malta is really... GORILLA CITY? OHNOES! JEAN IS ACTUALLY GORILLA GROD! *Covers his head in tin-foil to protect against the inevitable mind control*

[Nick Shogun]

You'd better pray that when the Justice League inevitably shows up, it's the crummy "Super Friends" JLA and not the Cartoon Network JLA. <p><div style="text-align:center">

USE THE TANUKI SUIT, CHO. -DMSCV
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[Nakibe]

... does any of this mean that D is Aquaman? o.o I'm just curious. <p><span style="font-size:small;"><hr />
Currently idolizing - Roger Bacon, Shadow Hearts
Likes : Forbidden magics, Determined people, His teacher
Dislikes : Stupid people, Church officials, People that prey on the weak
Method of Destroying the World : Feh. God can do it for me. >:{
Becomes Super Powerful When : ... well F***. When ISN'T he?</span>

"Lunatic? The sages of EVERY age were called that! Let HISTORY decide whether my actions were good or bad. For now, we must forge ahead!"</p>

[Ganonfro]

Does he have a hookshot for a left hand?

[RebelKitsune]

This thread has totally veered off in the opposite direction I had intended.

Keep it up. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Nick Shogun]

Ganon: Are you implying that Aquaman is Link, and visa-versa? This could make sense. Maybe Link couldn't get out of the zora suit, and was forced to live underwater forever. <p><div style="text-align:center">

USE THE TANUKI SUIT, CHO. -DMSCV
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[KingOfDoma]

That's impossible. Link's not lame.

... unless this is CD-i Link we're talkin' about...

[ikozaedro]

then again, if we're talking about JL/JLU aquaman(who is badass) and not the lame superfriends aquaman, it can still apply.
ALSO! Batman has a hootshot too, as well as his wards. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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