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DarkLordKelne: Y'know, it occurs to me that the drow may be comedy bronze, in that they can make almost anything funny.
Jak Snide: Oh ho? You have specific examples in mind, aye? :D
DarkLordKelne: Consider, if you will, the drow PTA.
Jak Snide: I don't know why I laughed, but as soon as I said "Drow Parent Teacher Association" in my head I did.
DarkLordKelne: Kilra: Mother entered into an alliance with the Home-Ec teacher to overthrow the principal.
DarkLordKelne: Kilra: The Math department was destroyed in the purge. That's why I can't do long division.
Jak Snide: *laughing*
Jak Snide: That awrrents at least two bonus points
DarkLordKelne: :D
DarkLordKelne: One has to wonder how drow astrology works.
Jak Snide: Gigantic tunneling machines and really, really long telescopes
DarkLordKelne: "Yes, well, I was going to find out your star sign, but I got my timing wrong and now I can't see. Blasted daystar..."
Jak Snide: Hahahha
DarkLordKelne: I think this warrants a topic.
Jak Snide: I think it does

DISCUSS. <p>Centuries of threats of "I'll turn you all to stone!" and "I'll knock you all down!" have caused Domans to develop an instinct to form small groups. For safety, I assure you. – Keir</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=kelne>Kelne</A]&nbsp; at: 6/5/06 8:47

Here were my thoughts on the issue:

"One would not expect Drow to be proficient meteorologists; but this is just not true. Rain effects them much more than it does us, as trickle-down theory does not apply solely to economics."

It is far too late for me to think of anything witty to write, so I post a concept instead

A Drow Telethon.

Drow goth-kids. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

Drow teenaged geeks. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

How about a Drow televangelist? I'm sure that Lolth would get a kick out of it. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

Drow computer technicians.

Men's suffrage protests. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

Separate facilities for Navy and Midnight Blue Drow, with a civil rights movement to match.

Drow soap operas. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

I want to see a drow soap opera. That might rival Spanish soap operas for comedy value. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Lolthites with identical cousins that are actually half celestials in disguise with MIND POWERS?!

... Because I've seen shit like that in spanish soap opera. It's hard to keep up with the actual dialogue though. Damn you spanish! <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

"I'm carrying Veldrin's Nikumian child!"

Veldrin: I never had sex with that woman.


*drama ensues*

Drow cheerleading teams.

Also, Drow Boy Bands. I'm having trouble even picturing that one. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

Drow (male) Britney Spears. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

Bad drow comedians.

Chibi Choark-style Drow. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

Drow petting zoos. <p>

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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

Masculinists. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

Drizzt yaoi. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

Drow Queer Eye for the Dominated Guy.

You're right, this is fun!
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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

Drow <s>Frat</s> Sorority Boys.

And pirates, for good measure. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=priamnevhausten>PriamNevhausten</A]&nbsp; at: 6/23/06 5:24

Drow fantasy novels. <p>Centuries of threats of "I'll turn you all to stone!" and "I'll knock you all down!" have caused Domans to develop an instinct to form small groups. For safety, I assure you. – Keir</p>

Drow Kama Sutra.

Or however you spell that. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

The Lock Ness Drow? <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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Drow NAACP (if you don't know, that's an American organisation called the National Assosiation for the Advancement of Coloured People) <p>

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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

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Drizzt yaoi.

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Dude, I'm pretty sure that's been done.

I'd bet my life savings on it having been done.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=jaksnide>Jak]&nbsp; at: 6/23/06 11:37

Point being? It's still wacky drow antics!

As are Drow eXtreme Snowboarders. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

Exit Drow? <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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Son of a bitch. :{

Drow lollipop factory workers! <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

Find you own damn drow? <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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The Book of Everything Physically Wrong With Drow(s)

How do you plural that, anyway? <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

Drowimty?

No... no that's sounds like something out of Mortal Kombat.

Hudrow?

Hudrew?

Drew?

Dree?

Dray?

Drow? <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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Drow Fatality Rates <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

Drow Jeopardy. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

Drow Cocktails.

Drow Proms.

Drow Hooters.

Drow Cheerleaders (all male, in the skimpiest of skimpy outfits) <p>

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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

Three-copper Drow Hookers. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>