I need your help, guys.

[RebelKitsune]

I just got knocked out of a tetris tournament in the very first round.

My morale is at a record low, and I need you to help me up again with random, amusing shit.

or, you know. Just kick me while I'm down if you really feel like it. As long as it's still amusing, both are good. :D

[Idran1701]

He just wants to fit in. :( <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[Choark]

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[PriamNevhausten]

If it helps, I was recently in a Guilty Gear tournament where I got absolutely owned the first round.

However, it was double-elimination!

However however, my team's first opponents in the Loser bracket were Legendary.

Yeah, I didn't get to play very much that day. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[ikozaedro]

the level of crappyness in this might make you laugh.

also! don't feel bad, i bet you can kick my ass at tetris. <p><div style="text-align:center">
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[Deeum]

Just sit back and relax. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[Ganonfro]

DM, That just made my night.

[RebelKitsune]

Idran: Way to turn the reason for my anguish into the reason for my amusement :D
Cho: An alternative caption for that would be, "LOVE IS OVER!"
Priam: Thanks. It does help to know that someone else can empathise. :{
Gluglu: That line should have been "Oh, look at how horrible our acting is!"
DM: That is great. At first I was hesitant because I'm paranoid about flash files with soft music and gentle themes (I'm sure you understand why), but it's really nice to have that going in the background while you do other stuff. Not to mention that the animation is really cute. Who made it?

Everyone:

Even though it was just an excuse for a bit of silliness, Thanks.

[Deeum]

I wouldn't post screamers like that. :(

Also: I don't know, actually. Found it on 4chan. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[FF Fanatic 80]

...for some reason, the first thing that popped in my mind seeing that picture is:

"When are the Goomba's and Koopa's gonna leap in off screen to attack?"

[BrainWalker]

Wow. That commercial Glu linked... just wow. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Nick Shogun]

Original Tetris Commercial.

Commercials in the 80s were just as bad as they are now. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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Jan-Ken-Po, an Online Webcomic. Hasn't been Updated in Months!
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[Choark]

That guy got so excited about getting two lines down in Tetris.

I wish I enjoyed the game that much, but I prefure Puyo Pop Fever. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Endesu]

Is Puyo Pop Fever really that good? The only Puyo game I've any experience with is Puyo Puyo Sun for the Saturn (which is fun, if difficult at times). <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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[Choark]

Well, its fun. Its not like divine brilliance or anything, but I prefure it to Tetris.

Capcoms Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo is even more fun though! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[RebelKitsune]

If that game didn't have so much "cool" talk and annoying banter during matches, I would enjoy it heck of a lot more. <p><div style="text-align:center">
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