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Are you all dead? Because I was told you were all dead. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

I am! <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

Thank God! Now the worlds a little bit of a better place. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

I want to sleep for eternity. Does that count? Fucking tired. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Who said I'm dead? I'm not dead! I'm ALIVE! WHOEVER SAID I'M DEAD IS A DIRTY LIAR! *Hikes up his sleeves* I SHOULD KNOCK THEIR TEETH IN, THOSE DAMN BASTARDS!!!

Sleep is for the weak Bes! Are you weak!? Are you?

Ganon's too active to be dead, though I know he was talking all I heard was "Brains, brains, brains" <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

Abso-bally-lutely. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Well if ya weak go count those fluffy sheep then, go put ya head down on that soft loving pillow, go hug that giant huggable body pillow so you can sleep. Go! Sleep!

Just remember! You could of been something, but instead, you slept, slept like the weakline you are!! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

I do believe I can live with that. =D <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

SO!! You are alive! The truth finally reveals itself! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

Whether or not I'm living or dead is none of your goddamn business. >=[

... well damn. I suppose I am. Oh well. Since I'm alive, I may as well go do alive things.

*goes in hunt of slurpees* <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Dave is too angry to be dead!

So he has answered the question without meaning too, Ha ha! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

And now for a non-sequitar:

Cho! Why does that brown thign with the purple mane in the lowwer right hand side of your sig have a mouth on it's crotch? <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

"All the better for giving blowjobs/pussylicks my dear..." <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

Well he's honest at any rate. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

And now we've all learned not to inquire about crotch-faces!

In the words of Mark Twain: "the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated." <p>

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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

Well damn, how this place be dead with so many living people in it!?

LIED TO I WAS! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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The answer, is zombies. Self-conscious zombies. <p>

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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

Thats just silly:

Obviously everyone has been reanimated by ALIENS, so they are alien controlled zombies from the nth dimension! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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THat's funny. I don't see or think in 'n' dimensions. ... I do have a craving for brains, though. Mmm. Sweetbreads. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Well that's just implied in the term zombies. I thought that would be understood. <p>

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"Moreover, when on the following night, much to his dismay, [Caesar] had a dream of raping his own mother, the soothsayers greatly encouraged him by their interpretations of it: namely, that he was destined to conquer the earth" - Suetonius, The Twelve Caesars - Julius Caesar, chapter 7</p>

You don't think in nth dimensions fools! The Aliens do! you're zombies who don't even think, but are controlled! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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*Frying up someone's brains with the finest herbs and spices, while some woman named Karen wtches* Really? That's quite interesting. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

well, i was told YOU were dead. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
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"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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Obviously a character assassin! Ignore such comments for they obviously lead to a very bad place where you shouldn't go to. Ever. Not even as a short cut to Grandma's! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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I want that goddamn lollipop.

You want it...

...but you can't have it!

Suffer! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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No lollipop for you! <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

damn, now i'm wanting that lollipop too! <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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*gets his OWN lollipop.

then remembers that there are none in Earthbound.

... then hacks one in with PK Hack.

Good times!* <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

*Bans your Earthbound cartridge from existence* <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

*is actually a ROM.

With backups.*

*proceeds to corrupt Priam's save data* <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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00100001 <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

I don't like you, Priam.
You have a potty mouth. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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Someday, I'm going to learn ASCII so I can follow these jokes. >:

Or at least find a translator. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

I don't see how learning ASCII would help with Priam's binary.

And I'm too loving to see you making a mistake like that.

Well, binary does call the ASCII table in modern computers. Or rather, it can.

nickciske.com/tools/binary.php <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

I refuse to believe that Priam's binary post is only nonsense. :( <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>