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The rules of this thread are extraordinarily simple. Explain what it is about you that makes you better than the person that just posted. First person to post gets to start with me! <p><span style="font-size:x-small;"><div style="text-align:center">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you fight it girl, it's only NAT-U-RAL. Can't disguise what's in your eyes. They say too much. Don't deny that when we touch, it's PHY-SI-CAL. Let it be you and me, don't fight it baby.</div></span></p>

I've had sex no less then two times in the past week.

With a woman.

I don't jab the harsh knife of reality into people's hearts and then twist it REAL hard.

Jerk. ;_; <p><span style="font-size:x-small;"><div style="text-align:center">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you fight it girl, it's only NAT-U-RAL. Can't disguise what's in your eyes. They say too much. Don't deny that when we touch, it's PHY-SI-CAL. Let it be you and me, don't fight it baby.</div></span></p>

My avatar isn't animated. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

My avatar actually displays.

I am a better man for admitting that this post should not be after yours.

I've completed high school, and don't have to go to college until September 2nd.

And then I'll be playing video games and be able to claim I'm actually doing schoolwork.

I admit that I am in no way better than the person above me.

Also, I am a logic puzzle. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

I'm going to make it a lot easier on the person after me. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

I don't feel the need to analyse the shit out of every encounter with a woman I have.

I've beaten Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker three times!

Also, I'm a pirate. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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I've actually beaten it four times.

I actually reply to the people I intend to. <p><span style="font-size:x-small;"><div style="text-align:center">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you fight it girl, it's only NAT-U-RAL. Can't disguise what's in your eyes. They say too much. Don't deny that when we touch, it's PHY-SI-CAL. Let it be you and me, don't fight it baby.</div></span></p>

I don't quite make it quite that easy. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

Self explanitory. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

I knew the post before this one was inevitable. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

I'm the one who wrote it.

I've also got, like, the longest RP in existance ever. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

Need I say more?

Yes. Yes you do. <p>--------
"Well slap a dead fish on me and call me Molokidan!"</p>

I wear the FULL Bunny Ensemble. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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The above post was made by a fursuiter.

I'm taller than the above poster, and thus better.

I never sold military secrets to the Russians back in '84.

That's right, Nick. I'm on to you.

I wasn't alive in '84. :( <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

I was just that good to sell military secrets WHEN I WASN'T ALIVE.

And at that time, I was already buying them.

My posts are comprehensible to people who aren't taking psychoactive drugs. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

I've been around the world and across the country, and have experienced a lot more than the terribly narrow perspective offered by post-secondary school.

edit: Also, and this applies to the last like 14 people: I can participate in one of these threads without having to make shit up.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=drninjaphd>Dr] at: 6/4/06 14:09

I don't honestly make fun of people for little to no reason, and thus make myself seem like a jack ass.

I remember things that I typed in the past, and don't look foolish denying I said something. I also have a pretty good command of the English language, and my sentences generally use proper structure and grammar.

edit: I also use words that actually mean what I think they mean, and if I'm unsure, I look them up before committing them to a conversation.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=drninjaphd>Dr] at: 6/4/06 14:42

I don't take the Random Nonsense forum too seriously.





Although I did, once. Then drank myself into a stupor. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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Nick made the point first, so I gave him a present, thus gaining the moral victory.

My sig involves both Bruce McCullough AND bowel cancer. <p><hr />
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I drew the guys personal picture above me, whom worshipped it so much had to use it. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

I have no such personal picture, and is therefore immune from Cho's powers! <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

I take advice for what to do on a date from watching Sousuke Sagara. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

I know better than to take dating advice from guys who are fucking psycho. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

I know well enough to take dating advice from guys who know practical uses for condoms. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

I know a better use for a condom besides "water balloon" and "emergency canteen". <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

I don't repeat myself in the same post.

Well, often. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>