RPGWW

by **Wolfbelly** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:49 pm

The rules of this thread are extraordinarily simple. Explain what it is about you that makes you better than the person that just posted. First person to post gets to start with me! <p><span style="font-size:x-small;"><div style="text-align:center">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you fight it girl, it's only NAT-U-RAL. Can't disguise what's in your eyes. They say too much. Don't deny that when we touch, it's PHY-SI-CAL. Let it be you and me, don't fight it baby.</div></span></p>

by **Steve** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:56 pm

I've had sex no less then two times in the past week.

With a woman.

by **Wolfbelly** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 2:57 pm

I don't jab the harsh knife of reality into people's hearts and then twist it REAL hard.

Jerk. ;_; <p><span style="font-size:x-small;"><div style="text-align:center">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you fight it girl, it's only NAT-U-RAL. Can't disguise what's in your eyes. They say too much. Don't deny that when we touch, it's PHY-SI-CAL. Let it be you and me, don't fight it baby.</div></span></p>

by **Zemyla** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:09 pm

My avatar isn't animated. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

by **Jak Snide** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:23 pm

My avatar actually displays.

by **Capntastic** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:34 pm

I am a better man for admitting that this post should not be after yours.

by **Dragon Sage007** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:38 pm

I've completed high school, and don't have to go to college until September 2nd.

And then I'll be playing video games and be able to claim I'm actually doing schoolwork.

by **PriamNevhausten** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:38 pm

I admit that I am in no way better than the person above me.

Also, I am a logic puzzle. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

by **Spleen** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:42 pm

I'm going to make it a lot easier on the person after me. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **Dr Ninja PhD** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:42 pm

I don't feel the need to analyse the shit out of every encounter with a woman I have.

by **Nick Shogun** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:46 pm

I've beaten Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker three times!

Also, I'm a pirate. <p><div style="text-align:center">

www.livejournal.com/users/jankenpo/
Jan-Ken-Po, an Online Webcomic. Hasn't been Updated in Months!
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by **Dr Ninja PhD** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:13 pm

I've actually beaten it four times.

by **Wolfbelly** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:20 pm

I actually reply to the people I intend to. <p><span style="font-size:x-small;"><div style="text-align:center">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you fight it girl, it's only NAT-U-RAL. Can't disguise what's in your eyes. They say too much. Don't deny that when we touch, it's PHY-SI-CAL. Let it be you and me, don't fight it baby.</div></span></p>

by **Spleen** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:28 pm

I don't quite make it quite that easy. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **Shinigori V2** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:30 pm

Self explanitory. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

by **Besyanteo** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:32 pm

I knew the post before this one was inevitable. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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by **Shinigori V2** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:38 pm

I'm the one who wrote it.

I've also got, like, the longest RP in existance ever. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

by **KingOfDoma** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:39 pm

Need I say more?

by **Molokidan** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:33 pm

Yes. Yes you do. <p>--------
"Well slap a dead fish on me and call me Molokidan!"</p>

by **Nick Shogun** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:13 pm

I wear the FULL Bunny Ensemble. <p><div style="text-align:center">

www.livejournal.com/users/jankenpo/
Jan-Ken-Po, an Online Webcomic. Hasn't been Updated in Months!
</div></p>

by **Jak Snide** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:16 pm

The above post was made by a fursuiter.

by **Ganonfro** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:11 pm

I'm taller than the above poster, and thus better.

by **Steve** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:05 pm

I never sold military secrets to the Russians back in '84.

That's right, Nick. I'm on to you.

by **E Mouse** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:31 am

I wasn't alive in '84. :( <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Ganonfro** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:40 am

I was just that good to sell military secrets WHEN I WASN'T ALIVE.

by **Capntastic** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:08 pm

And at that time, I was already buying them.

by **Zemyla** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 1:49 pm

My posts are comprehensible to people who aren't taking psychoactive drugs. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
</span>

Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

by **Dr Ninja PhD** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:08 pm

I've been around the world and across the country, and have experienced a lot more than the terribly narrow perspective offered by post-secondary school.

edit: Also, and this applies to the last like 14 people: I can participate in one of these threads without having to make shit up.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=drninjaphd>Dr] at: 6/4/06 14:09

by **Ganonfro** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:15 pm

I don't honestly make fun of people for little to no reason, and thus make myself seem like a jack ass.

by **Dr Ninja PhD** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:40 pm

I remember things that I typed in the past, and don't look foolish denying I said something. I also have a pretty good command of the English language, and my sentences generally use proper structure and grammar.

edit: I also use words that actually mean what I think they mean, and if I'm unsure, I look them up before committing them to a conversation.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=drninjaphd>Dr] at: 6/4/06 14:42

by **Nick Shogun** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:26 pm

I don't take the Random Nonsense forum too seriously.

Although I did, once. Then drank myself into a stupor. <p><div style="text-align:center">

www.livejournal.com/users/jankenpo/
Jan-Ken-Po, an Online Webcomic. Hasn't been Updated in Months!
</div></p>

by **Ganonfro** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:44 pm

Nick made the point first, so I gave him a present, thus gaining the moral victory.

by **KingOfDoma** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:29 pm

My sig involves both Bruce McCullough AND bowel cancer. <p><hr />
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by **Choark** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:06 pm

I drew the guys personal picture above me, whom worshipped it so much had to use it. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

by **NebulaQueen** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:14 pm

I have no such personal picture, and is therefore immune from Cho's powers! <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

by **NamagomiMk0** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:41 am

I take advice for what to do on a date from watching Sousuke Sagara. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

by **NebulaQueen** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:46 am

I know better than to take dating advice from guys who are fucking psycho. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

by **NamagomiMk0** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:51 am

I know well enough to take dating advice from guys who know practical uses for condoms. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

by **NebulaQueen** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:58 am

I know a better use for a condom besides "water balloon" and "emergency canteen". <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

by **E Mouse** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:10 am

I don't repeat myself in the same post.

Well, often. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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