Holy Cow, Cheney's got a huge package!

[Wolfbelly]

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Don't you fight it girl, it's only NAT-U-RAL. Can't disguise what's in your eyes. They say too much. Don't deny that when we touch, it's PHY-SI-CAL. Let it be you and me, don't fight it baby.</div></span></p>

[KingOfDoma]

HOLY DEAR SWEET GOD. o.o

*and the interns begin to FLOCK*

[Nick Shogun]

No way. Is that real? It sort of looks Photoshopped. If it's true, God Help Us All. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Spleen]

Wow, of everything I didn't want to see today... <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[Besyanteo]

His head looks weird, but I can't quite say why. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Wolfbelly]

I'd imagine it has something to do with the picture being scanned from a newspaper. <p><span style="font-size:x-small;"><div style="text-align:center">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you fight it girl, it's only NAT-U-RAL. Can't disguise what's in your eyes. They say too much. Don't deny that when we touch, it's PHY-SI-CAL. Let it be you and me, don't fight it baby.</div></span></p>

[Nick Shogun]

Then it's true. I repeat myself: God Help Us All. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[E Mouse]

Nah, it's gotta be fake.

I mean, real as in a genuine picture, but a fake 'package.'

Why? I mean obviously he's been overcompensating for SOMETHING with his warmongering. If he's going to appear in public he'd make sure to prepare with some kind of cosmetic alteration/coverup. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Ganonfro]

Jesus... he must not wear underwear much, if he pops out like that. I'd believe the fact that the Vice President doesn't wear underwear is reason enough to believe someone airbrushed it in.

I mean, didn't they do something similar to Al Gore before the 2000 elections as well?

[Dr Ninja PhD]

For crap's sake, it's obviously something in his pocket that has shifted and he didn't realise it. Penises don't hang like that.

[Ganonfro]

While you're right, they don't hang like that, but it would be possible he was aroused though.

Also, I don't think he carries something the size of a Snapple Elements bottle in the front pocket of dress pants...

[Dr Ninja PhD]

The picture quality is too low and the pants are too wrinkly to accurately determine size or shape. It could be a cell phone for all we know. If he was hard it would be pointing up, not down.

[Ganonfro]

...While sitting down, I've at least noticed it doesn't stick up, it more hugs the leg, especially if you're wearing boxers.

[Dr Ninja PhD]

Right, and in the picture, it's hanging.

[Ganonfro]

...He's half cocked? Who cares! The fact that we're arguing about a more than likely fake/editted picture of Dick Cheney's dick is bad enough!

[KingOfDoma]

Shall we discuss yours instead?

[Deeum]

No.




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