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....WITH MINE. I am 21, and as we all know, I should be well on my way to getting drunk within the hour.

I'm not. BUT I DEMAND PRESENTS, OR I JUST MIGHT! *SHAKES FIST*

...You don't want me to get drunk.... do you? *Eye twitches as he lifts up a baseball bat*

What the fuck? I call you in a drunken stupor and you can't even be bothered to return the favor? <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

...That was last year you did that..


AND GIVE ME A WHILE. PEOPLE BETTER START GIVING PRESENTS!

*gives you some phazon, so you can grow big and strong* <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

...Damn. No one really wants to comment on my birthday. Everyone must lack gifts... *Narrows eyes, and starts sipping bad wine*

Actually, I think it's because BW has already won the thread.

Phazon FTW. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

...What, and that means no one else can post in a thread about my birthday?

*gives a flying fuck*

...whatever kinky things you want to do for his birthday, we don't need to hear about it =[

*Steals the flying fuck. Chuck gaine Syphilies and The Runs. Gives Ganon Rum, because if you're going to get drunk you should do it right, fucker.* <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

You don't even drink.

It's amazing that you would know that.

I said happy birthday on AIM and let him set me on fire for good times.
And, heck, have the triforce, too. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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*swings in and steals it mid-giftage!* No easy buckets!

*Changes the world into some kind of Other World where squirrels do double the damage of Regular World army soldiers* <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

...Wait, I don't drink? How do you claim this Doc?

*Swats Priam upside the head and takes the Triforce back* BEST GIFT FOR ME EVER.

Also: Thanks Bes for stealing the flying fuck. God knows what might have happened other wise. >_>

I was talking to Bes.

Ganon: Sure. ... Also, what Doc said.

As for my drinking status: The fact that I don't parade about drunk doesn't mean that I haven't had a good rum. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

And now it is closer to my birthday, which is tomorrow, but I don't have access then.

LET THE TOPIC CHANGE. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

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Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
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MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE DAYS. ON 06/06/06. FEAR.

AND I AM NOT WATCHING THAT MOVIE. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

NAMIGOMI IS TO ABUSE THE DATE OF HER BIRTHDAY TO END THE WORLD.

PREFERABLY WITH A 200^82-KILO FIREWORKS DISPLAY IN CELEBRATION FOR ZEM'S CLOSE BIRTHDAY! <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

... kay. Buuuuuuuut...

Namagomi's a fella. >.>

FINE. GET A SEXCHANGE FIRST.

OR VISIT JUSENKYO. Y'KNOW, WHATEVER'S MORE CONVENIENT. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

Yay for more birthdays! :D

I'm a guy.

Also, no. I'd use the fireworks for myself, not Zem. He can twink up his own fireworks. >: <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>