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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>This boggles me, how Mountain Dew is so wonderful, yet so many people dislike it! I have become infatuated with Mountain Dew: Pitch Black as of late, and can drink nothing else!

The Ultimate Dew Question: Which is Bestest?</FONT><FORM method=post action="http://p068.ezboard.com/frpgww60462frm3.processVote?topicID=4684.topic"><table border=0 cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 width="55%"><tbody><tr><td><input type="radio" name="choice" value="1"><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Original Dew, which looks like wee, but doesn't taste like wee.</FONT></td></tr><tr><td><input type="radio" name="choice" value="2"><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Code Red, which tastes like a fat person's blood, OMG.</FONT></td></tr><tr><td><input type="radio" name="choice" value="3"><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Livewire, an orange concoction of electricity and death.</FONT></td></tr><tr><td><input type="radio" name="choice" value="4"><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Pitch Black, a dark avenger who scours the cities!</FONT></td></tr></tbody></table><P><input type=submit value="Vote"></form>Show results</FONT> <p>---
FAVORITE CD: Coheed and Cambria, God Apollo I'm Burning Stars
FAVORITE MOVIE: Serenity
FAVORITE BAND: the Flaming Lips
FAVORITE COMIC BOOK: Hip Flask/Blade of the Immortal
FAVORITE WEB COMIC: Five Bucks to Friday
FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: Psychonauts
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A: How I brought this up is not quite known. Soda vs. Pop thread?

B: How anyone can like Livewire is as far removed from me as East is from West. <p><hr />
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Livewire tastes like carbonated orange jello. I could only drink the stuff once.
Never had Pitch Black, though. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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Had "Code Red", didn't appreciate it. Still like the original... I've never tried Livewire or Pitch Black. Might go after that second one. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Who the heck voted for Livewire? That was a joke choice! <p>---
FAVORITE CD: Coheed and Cambria, God Apollo I'm Burning Stars
FAVORITE MOVIE: Serenity
FAVORITE BAND: the Flaming Lips
FAVORITE COMIC BOOK: Hip Flask/Blade of the Immortal
FAVORITE WEB COMIC: Five Bucks to Friday
FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: Psychonauts
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Why isn't that one sort of Mountain Dew that's only available at Taco Bell up there? Not that I care for any Mountain Dew incarnation; just that I want to make sure this poll is done right.

I have not yet tried Pitch Black, so I can't really vote in this poll, but I can at least say that Code Red was not entirely terrible. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Pitch Black is what grape soda always wanted to be.

Code Red is tasty.

Livewire is hated on by too many of you. Seriously, what the hell? It's orange soda!

Baja Blast is potable. I cannot say any more in its favor, however, because fountain drinks will always be inferior to their bottled and canned equivalents.

Pitch Black II is a pus-filled boil on the face of Pitch Black. Take that semi-sour shit out of there, assholes. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

Original Dew.

Unfortunately, I haven't tried any of the others. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

I can't have caffeine. I voted on flavor, but I have to have only diet decaf soda, so I doubt diet decaf Dew tastes ANYTHING like regular Dew, but since that's the only kind I've EVER found diet decaf in... obviously I don't know what the others taste like. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

I've had diet decaf Dew before, and honestly it's not all that different from regular Mt.D. You can't quite feel the sugar crystals floating in your mouth and wearing away at your teeth quite so much, but other than that it's very similar. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

Gasp! I'll have to try some of this then. Whee. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Original, if you please.

Code Red tastes like cherry cough syrup, but worse, and it does nothing for your throat.

Livewire tastes like orange soda, sure, but they dumped about three hundred more cups of sugar in the batch, making it taste like orange-flavored syrup.

Pitch Black is weird. All I remember is that they were giving it out at some goofy promotion last year and we somehow wound up associating it with the Black Student Union, along with all of the other "black" things that Ashley collected.

I have never had Baja Blast, but Taco Bell is an excellent way to die of arterial sclerosis. I only eat it when it is too late for any other restaurants to be open, as a last resort. Chipotle is the superior Mexican fast-food joint! <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div>

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Baja Blast tastes like it looks. Blue. Blue and bad. I'm not joking. I don't touch that stuff, and question if it's really a "Mountain Dew" at all.

It's blue where you live? It looks more like a key-lime-pie green around here. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

It looks a light blue. No real green to it, from what I remembered. Mostly like the bluish color of this site.

Ohio has nasty Baja blast. :(((

Blue-green.

And he's right, it tastes like blue-green. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

Are we still on this subject? I lost interest days ago! <p>---
FAVORITE CD: Coheed and Cambria, God Apollo I'm Burning Stars
FAVORITE MOVIE: Serenity
FAVORITE BAND: the Flaming Lips
FAVORITE COMIC BOOK: Hip Flask/Blade of the Immortal
FAVORITE WEB COMIC: Five Bucks to Friday
FAVORITE VIDEO GAME: Psychonauts
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Since when do we care about your interests?

I don't drink Mountain Dew. Its commercials do not exercise enough control over me to break me away from my Sierra Mist ways. <p>[---------------------------]
"There is great disorder under Heaven, and the situation is excellent."
-Mao Tse-Tung

"I eat the talking bees because I am George Washington Christ"
-From "Bob the Ball"</p>

I'm entertained that my comment of "I can't have caffeine" didn't garner the usual amazed and nigh-scandalized looks it gets me here at school. Most of my friends depend on it to live, so I'm practically a heathen. I wonder if Jesus drank Mountain Dew? <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Hell, I've seen weirder. I've been weirder. Ever have half a can of Jolt cola that put you to sleep? <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

...woah.

No, I think even half a can of Jolt would actually KILL me. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

I only drink any incarnation of Mountain Dew when there's no root beer, cream soda, Dr. Pepper, orange soda, good strawberry soda (Minute Maid comes to mind), or Sprite to be had. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

....You brought up a topic that was around a year ago? To say that?

Actually, I saw this this morning. Someone voted on it well before Spleen posted. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

...Well then


...*ups post count*

I hadn't even noticed the date. Ditto what Bes said. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

This thread annoys me far less than most revived polls. Therefore, it is granted a Get Out of Death Free card, which is consumed in the process of me not locking it.

Let us make sure this expenditure is not in vain! Quickly! Become amusing anew! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=priamnevhausten>PriamNevhausten</A]&nbsp; at: 5/8/06 0:26

Where's the Mountain Dew? <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

In your belly, boltbucket. We installed a fridge there last week, remember? <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

And that time dilation uni*CRUSHED BY SENTIENT BEERS FROM THE FUTURE!* <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

SENTIENT BEERS VS SENTIENT BEARS! HEAVEN OR HELL, LET'S ROCK! <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

Beers will win, of course. Beer was a staple of the Israelites, and bears are godless killing machines without souls. <p><hr />
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It really depends whose theme music is playing.

If it's I-No's, may God have mercy on us all.

*Dumps Livewire on all the bears beforehand* <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

*dumps Sage on all the Livewire* <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

Woah. Sage just got dumped by Spleen.

His ego shall never recover.

It was mutual, I swear! <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>