Tea House

[Choark]

We all know I like Cute'ness. Or if you didn't you do now.
We all know I like Tea.

Well...

<span style="color:blue;font-size:x-large;">Behold!!</span>





Though she may fear being my Tea as I demand it boiling hot! Getting packets of Teabags would certainly be interesting and fun... or would everyone just get there own Teabag girl? Hmmm. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

[Nick Shogun]

That would be terrible! You wonder where your Tea Girl is? She's been BOILED ALIVE.

Very strange concept. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[Capntastic]

Leave it to the Japanese to take an honorable beverage and make it wrong.

[Endesu]

I daresay that's more... off center than the girl with the syrup leaking out of a hole in her head. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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[BrainWalker]

I think Anime's constant desire to personify everything with some cute little girl mascot is related, at least loosely to Shinto and it's belief that spirits either inhabit or take the form of pretty much everything.

But why does it have to be jailbait so much of the time? I'm pretty sure that's not written anywhere in religious texts. Or maybe it is, I dunno, I'm no scholar on Eastern religion.

That first page was cute, though. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Besyanteo]

Hey, the Japanese have much harder versions of this same concept. This is kiddy stuff.

This would be more typical if he got out a straw, and shoved it down her throat so as to fill her stomach with tea until she popped.

Then he'd just toss her down the hatch. Welcome to eat hentai. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Endesu]

Or else she could slowly be chewed into bits, with organs and blood spewing out in an elaborate fashion.

Welcome to Waita Uziga guro.

But, yes, let's focus on the relative tameness of the Lipton's Tea girl. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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[BrainWalker]

Jeez. I feel dirty for inadvertently leading into those last two posts. I feel like I should apologize to Cho or something :/ <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=brainwalker>BrainWalker</A]&nbsp; at: 5/10/06 11:51

[Deeum]

Uncle Ben-tan, where are you? <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[Capntastic]

Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima are the family members I wish I had.

[Endesu]

Big Boy was the uncle I always knew I had. Tall, fat, and holding a gigantic burger. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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[KingOfDoma]

... so... why aren't there more linkings of this obviously amusing comic? o.o <p><hr />
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[Nick Shogun]

"With great power comes great resposibility... and syrup."

Not the right Uncle? <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[ikozaedro]

ah, those zanny japanese, what will they come up with next? <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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[PriamNevhausten]

You had better un-ask that question. Man was not meant to know some things... <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Endesu]

Too late! <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
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[PriamNevhausten]

Don't make me draw upon the protective powers of the Editaga spell! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[E Mouse]

*counters with PSI Screenshot Beta* <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Zemyla]

Google Seppuku, anyone? <p>-----
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