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[FF Fanatic 80]

My post count currently matches my year of birth.
Obviously, this is significant, despite millions of people also being born in said year.

IT IS MOST DEFINITELY THE SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE.
NOW VIKING KITTIES SHALL LAY WASTE TO OUR FOOLISH, ARROGANT, NON KITTY-BASED CULTURE. =[

<font size=-5>or that I'm bored</font>

[NebulaQueen]

Silly Dave, viking kitties are a thing of the past! Now their descendants spend time fishing and building inexpensive furniture. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

[Idran1701]

Don't forget having national leaders that oddly resemble American late night talk show hosts. <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[FlamingDeth]

Mine does too! I haven't decided if it means I'm from the far distant future or the far distant past, though.

EDIT: The concept of a "Dance Commander" is far too advanced to be from the past, so I guess that I'm from the future! <p>
<hr />You must obey the dance commander, giving out the order for fun!</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=flamingdeth>FlamingDeth</A] at: 4/27/06 16:44

[BrainWalker]

Meanwhile, my postcount reflects not the year of my birth, but the date. Yep, good ol' 57/28. The 28th of Quadtember. Mark your calendars! It only comes around every four years, you know. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Choark]

While mine is my IQ!

Thats right! My IQ. I'm saying I'm smart for once! SMART! S.A.R.T. SART! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

[Idran1701]

As smart as a 100,000 year old man, you are! <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
</p>

[FF Fanatic 80]

Add about another 100,000 and you may start getting close >.>

[Choark]

Bah! You've all come three million, four hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and forty five years to early to defeat me! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

[FF Fanatic 80]

*Builds a time machine out of a Blender, DvD Players, and the Nintendo Wii*

[Choark]

Well then, I'll see you there! *marks the note in his diary. Yes I do have such a far reaching diary. My Mom brought it for me. She's a very forward thinker.* <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

[FF Fanatic 80]

*unlike yourself, I'm sure =[*

[PriamNevhausten]

That's what your mom said. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[E Mouse]

Meanwhile, my postrank counts the number of kittens killed by Steve :(.

Oh yeah. I went there. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Zemyla]

My postrank is just a number with no importance whatsoever! <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

[Idran1701]

I just spent about 45 minutes trying to prove you wrong Ramanujan-style, Zem. >: <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[Ganonfro]

....Something tells me you have a weeeee bit too much time on your hands Idran.

[Capntastic]

You act like he can't do eleven things at once.

[Idran1701]

I have never understood this concept of "too much time on your hands". How is it that free time to do things like that could possibly a bad thing? :O <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
</p>

[Zemyla]

I challenge you to post your proofs. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
</span>

Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

[Idran1701]

Proofs of what? My attempts ended in failure. <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
</p>

[Zemyla]

See? I told you it didn't mean anything. <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
</span>

Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

[Idran1701]

...Yes, I...that's what I said. That was why I had the ">:" at the end of that sentence. I already admitted I failed.

Gotta keep up, Zem. :O <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[Ganonfro]

Zemyla, confusing the hell out of people since 2001.

[Idran1701]

I think he was more the confused one here. :D <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
</p>

[E Mouse]

So does this mean ambiguous gender -> confusing?

I dread to think of what this implies for all the confusion-causing status spells in our beloved RPGs. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Idran1701]

Wait, how did you get "ambiguous gender -> confusing"? <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
</p>

[E Mouse]

Zemyla has also been dubbed 'Of Ambiguous Gender Since 1987.' <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Ganonfro]

Keep up with the times Idran, it's been 19 years of gener confusion already!

[Idran1701]

Reversal of Fortune. ._. <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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