Rpgww needs an 'Official Professional Sport'

[FF Fanatic 80]

And I know just the perfect one, per an earlier convo:

Der Fx3: The answer is obvious
Der Fx3: Professional Backyard Alligator Wrestling *nod*
Der Bes of Yanteo: ... >_>
Der Bes of Yanteo: No.
Der Fx3: But I've heard it's a great workout!
Der Fx3: ...healthcare coverage is a bit of a b#$ch though
Der Bes of Yanteo: No. >_>
Der Fx3: Common =[
Der Bes of Yanteo: >:
Der Fx3: Hey, it was good enough for Janet Reno. >=[
Der Bes of Yanteo: ... o_O
Der Fx3: *Sh#$ you not, go Trivial Pursuit*


So, who's with me? =O

[NebulaQueen]

Personally, I like the idea of a full contact version of golf. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

[FF Fanatic 80]

But can Tiger Woods backswing rip off your limbs?

I think not. >=[

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[Deeum]

I thought we did?
I mean, you of all people started this, Dave!

PUNTASTIC. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[FF Fanatic 80]

...Sarah makes a good point!

Perhaps this needs further thought 9_<

[ikozaedro]

yeah, we had one... it involved team play and lots of wacky rules. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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[BrainWalker]

I always thought that either 10,000 Blank White Cards or Curses was already the official sport of RPGWW. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Shiranai]

No no DDR.

[Besyanteo]

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No no DDR.

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I should KILL you. =D

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I always thought that either 10,000 Blank White Cards or Curses was already the official sport of RPGWW.

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Now there's a man with a plan. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Capntastic]

If we have sports we gotta have teams and I feel that if we have teams we need lucrative franchise deals and I'll be the first to say that this is a great opportunity to sell tachos to the public.

[Besyanteo]

No. =D <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Nick Shogun]

RPGWW is so confuddled with confuddlation that the only sport capable of capturing its endearing qualities is Calvinball. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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[ikozaedro]

yeah, i believe that was it. <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
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[PriamNevhausten]

I don't think we own a Calvin, though. And that's really an essential piece of equipment for Calvinball.

No, what we need is something like Herzegovinan-variant underwater lacrosse-hockeyball.

Or Bubble Bobble. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=priamnevhausten>PriamNevhausten</A]&nbsp; at: 4/15/06 4:10

[Spleen]

Ninjaball.

No one knows what it is, know one knows how to play, no one's ever seen the rules or seen people playing it, and it likes it that way. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

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-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

[Manga no Manda]

Cricket. Wot wot! <p></p>

[NamagomiMk0]

Guilty Gear! <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

Full-contact Guilty Gear. *sage nod* <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[NebulaQueen]

Priam knows where the action's at. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

[BrainWalker]

I am intrigued by this proposition. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[FF Fanatic 80]

There's already a sport's league for full-contact Guilty Gear action.

It's called the Mary Sue League =[

[PriamNevhausten]

I regret to inform you, but you are incorrect. True full-contact Guilty Gear involves DDR pad controllers--two of them, overlapping on the floor. Add in a Twister spinner for fuller contact! <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Idran1701]

But can you use the bar? <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[PriamNevhausten]

Only if you get Fuzzy Navel Wine Coolers from it. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

I'm going to second 1,000 blank cards. <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

[Zemyla]

And I one-up you by saying 2,000 blank cards! <p>-----
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[NebulaQueen]

I one-up Zem by punching him in the face. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

[Deeum]

I fully support Neb's ideas and wish to subscribe to her magazine. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[NebulaQueen]

Only $19.95 a year! <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

[FF Fanatic 80]

But does it come with free stuff?

[E Mouse]

I reccommend false brass knuckles. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[viator22]

Those come with the magazine.

Plus, this weeks CD includes actual footage of Priam getting punched in the face. <p>-------
THENinjaRabbi: So..if I ate the baby, I'd be more sane?</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

So THAT's why my jaw hurt so bad after that night when I got really drunk. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>