Drunbk awards version not drunk enough yet

[Archmage144]

Jason wins the award for having a Mimiga as his icon.

Jak wins the award for NOT GIVING ME HIS ARMY YET

My roommate wins the award for being eaten by a malboro.

HAY WINS THE AWARD FOR BEING EATNEN BY MOOMOOS <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Jak Snide]

FUCK YOU WHITEY.

Where are you with my sheet, Kelne :[

[Shiranai]

I want to do one of these one day, but...I never get drunbk. I'm just sort of commonly inebriated by all-creation in general. Well, that and my own delusional power trip. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr /></div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=shiranai@rpgww60462>Shiranai</A] at: 4/7/06 21:02

[Archmage144]

Sean wins the award for not getting drunk and therefore he gets no award because he's a loser who doesn't get drunk and something like that I think is appropriate

ALSO A COW <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Besyanteo]

*Attacks the boss of the game*

*Instantly dies* <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Archmage144]

Game over man, game over!

Div wins the award for playing a half-dragon zombie golem undead wereraven werebeaver half-ghoul were-manatee three-headed whorehouse.
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[Capntastic]

The Elf rolls a d6! You take 1 damage!

[Archmage144]

Zero wins the award for rolling shitty rolls at NetHack or some shit like that.

Dia wins the "I like corn" award even though she's too busy getting married to win my awards unless Koss gives her awards posthumously even though Dia is alive and not dead and therefore my useage of the word "posthumous" is inccoorrect much like the Danube posthumous Opus no. 47 used in "alone in the dark" that you solve problems with with the dancing sumbitches in the parlor.

Some guy in Ashley's RP wins the "cantrippy bullshit" award for being able to cool my nonexistent soup <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

YAY! It's been too long since there's been one of these. <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

[Archmage144]

It's been too long since I've been drinking.

Kate wins the award for being my hottie ex, or something of that nature. And also for wanting more drunk awards.

Banj wins the "I apped O RLY owl" award.

Zero wins some award vaguely related to cheese. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Idran1701]

*also posts* :O <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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[Archmage144]

Idran wins the award for being god of all things vaguely related to wikis. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Shinigori V2]

What the fuck is this shit? <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

[Deeum]

Wait, Banj actually apped the O Rly Owl?

Requesting app sheet! <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[Archmage144]

It is requested.

Shini wins the award for not having a sense of humor. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Banjooie]

OH LOOK SPAM

1) List your previous roleplaying and/or MUSH experience, as well as any characters you have played here at M3.

Uh, ex-Tama Tamagawa, 3D0, Beethro Budkin, etc, at Videoland, and Ex-Dazzle Here.

2) If you are applying for an OC, list their Faction, Function, Quote, Profile and Skills (See 'News Skills'). If you are applying for an FC and want to suggest changes, list them here.

Faction: Maverick

Function: Information Verification

Quote: "Is that the case? Yes? Impossible!"

Profile: Owls are, in the wild, dangerous predators to those below on the foodchain. However, Skeptistic Owl is about as distant from that as you can get. Ridicule aside, he's the 'Middle Management' type, essentially one of the office-paperwork-deskjob types that you always knew the Mavericks had to have somewhere. Lazy physically, and easily cowed out of actual combat, he tends to prefer staying hidden behind armed guards, and people who can keep him from getting full of holes, while poking his own holes in the ebbs and flows of intelligence that tide in a war. You probably don't have his stapler.

3) Describe your character's physical form. Also, are they human-form, animal-form, or some other 'form'?

Skeptistic Owl, perhaps in a stunning display of irony, takes the form of a particularly unlikely species of owl-- The Snowy White. While his stature is hardly impressive on a vertical scale, he fits into a rather standard owl shape, if a touch on the rotund side. While mostly white, the edges of his armor (if only to be able to even distinguish them) are trimmed with ice blue. This effect is especially easy to distinguish on his chest, which appears to have a somewhat cartoonish feathery texture cut into it. Of course, seeing as though he has more of a desk job than anything, he's unarmed, his arms generally hidden under the (useless) wing overshields. Of course, since he does have to walk, he has decidedly plantigrade boots, in a decidedly average style. Same color scheme, mind.

4) What is the character's origin and history?

In any war situation, there is a great deal of intelligence and counter-intelligence flying back and forth, and media information and disinformation. Naturally, much like the Phantom Brigade in World War 2, sides may slip false information to the other in a manner that appears to be leaked and stolen, or information gathered through espionage could easily simply be *wrong*. It is for this reason that Skeptistic Owl was built. His job is not to spy, not to gather intelligence, and especially not to fight on the front lines; His job is merely to examine what is before him, and distinguish truth from falsehood. It has the advantage of being a somewhat safe job, if a touch monotonous.

The Repliforce has developed a solar-powered death ray? Are they moving their troops at 2AM Tuesday? Is Dr. Wily seriously going to make that Robot Master out of plastic? From the absolutely absurd to the deathly serious, it falls to Skeptistic Owl to figure out what's real and what's just there to cause fearmongering. Lives do depend on it.

5) What is your character's personality? How does s/he interact with others? What things does s/he like and dislike? What is something your character would never do? What are his/her goals and aims? Don't limit yourself only to these questions, since the more detail in this section, the better.

Skeptistic Owl is one of those people who has a difficult time differentiating between on and off hours. He will, if given the opportunity, argue the smallest point should it seem even slightly incorrect, even in leisure time. About the only thing that keeps him from being entirely insufferable is his dedication to his work, and his general disdain for actually interacting outside of a business relationship. (He is not the fellow you want to take down to the pub with you on a friday night.) If, for some bizarre reason, he should actually loosen his tie for a moment, he's still going to bore people to death with the ever so intriguing trivia he's recently discovered, or, perhaps, some particularly intriguing BS he's managed to uncover upon his daily work.

On the other hand, he's not terribly brave when outside of his sphere of comfort. While he'll heartily defend his point of view to the death sitting in his own office, he's largely uncomfortable and even perhaps somewhat meek when forced to account for his own actions in public, or even in a higher-up's office. If at all possible, he'll do whatever it takes simply to send it over some impersonal medium like computer networks or even a telephone-type setup. Anything to avoid outright conflict. As one can likely surmise, this extends to actual combat, which he will avoid at almost any cost. Will he watch at a safe distance and keep notes? Certainly. Will he swoop in at the last minute and save the day? Well, if it...doesn't actually involve any semblance of RISK, maybe. Other than that? Pfft. Ridiculous.

6) Why is your character in a particular faction? How does s/he view fellow faction members and facheads? How does s/he see other factions?

Admittedly, there isn't much separating Owl from the other factions, except perhaps that he isn't Japanese, his name does not end in 'Man', and he's not particularly badass enough to be a Hunter. On the other hand, he's dedicated to his job, as previously mentioned, and a sizable amount of that job description is 'you work for the Mavericks'. Whom he views, in terms of rank and file, generally, as tech support tend to view the people who are emailing asking about chain letters. Naturally, this offhand disdain for their intellect does not extend to his superiors; He's not /stupid/.

7) Please include a sample pose or short RP example involving your character.

Supposedly, the owl thought to himself, X's new buster upgrades allowed him to combine two different stolen weapons at once. That was the intelligence he'd received, and he was doubtful. Largely, because this was about the third time in as many weeks that the Hunters had 'secretly' let slip that the upgraded Blue Bomber had some unstoppable superweapon, but in particular because it wouldn't serve any particular function, in his mind.

"This is ridiculous." The owl crosses his arms. "There is NO WAY this is the case--but regardless, let's try to send out our troops in a manner for a bit that combining their powers would be worthwhile to try. Worst comes to worst, we're mocking them."

Questions 8-9 are only required for Original Characters. Applications for Feature Characters may stop now. OCs, continue to:

8) Give us your character's statistics. (If you are applying for Armor, include stats for all of their modes, separated by mode. Charisma, Intelligence, and Courage remain the same throughout all armor modes.)

Charisma: 4
Intelligence: 8
Courage: 4
Agility: 4
Dexterity: 6
Endurance: 7
Firepower: 5
Strength: 6
Velocity: 4

Combat stat total: 36

Size: 6

Weaknesses: Barrier Explosive

Resistances: Air


Primary Attack: Wing Whip = 6 ranged air

Secondary Attacks:

Worthless Dervish = 3 melee air area

Eagle-eyed Bellyflop = 4 melee blunt homing rebound

Charged Laser Pointer= 5 ranged energy

Droning Speech= 0 stun area

Ramming Speed = 6 melee rebound inefficient

Abilities: Holograms

Skills: I Need My (Office) Space, Who Gives A Hoot, Does Not Know How Many Licks, I Bet You Thought I Was Gonna Say


9) Explain your character's name and justify any attack with a level over 6, any effects on weapons, any ability, any stat out of the average range, resistance(s), and weakness(es). Also, please provide a brief explanation of the primary and each secondary attack where applicable. Some attacks are self-explanatory, but other ones may require a sentence or two to explain.

He's a guy who's job is to be the skeptic. I think the name is obvious. As for the holograms, well, his job is to give presentations and the like. He's a non-combat character, so I suspect this will not be /overly crushing/ in power. He's weak to Barrier because, as you'll notice, most of his attacks (ha!) involve running into your opponent. Which...well, barrier. I mean. Forcefield. Wham. As for explosives, well, it's the same general deal, he's just not very good at getting blown up. Seeing as though he's a bird, it's a pretty good chance you aren't going to aerate him with air.

<p><Chat> <Matto says, "What's up?"
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Angst."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Drama."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Betrayal."
<Chat> <Prince_Herb says, "Plushies."</p>

[Shiranai]

And for posting the same thing in multiple topics. See also, the needs game. Granted, looking back on it now, it probably wasn't very funny. But that's no reason to repeat profanities. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr /></div></p>

[Deeum]

RANDOM POSTS THROUGHOUT THE SPAM FORM?

Heaven FORBID! <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

....

Banj you...I...

...did you actually SEND THAT IN?

Furthermore, did it actually get approved? <p>--------------------

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[Archmage144]

No, it didn't.

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[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

Why'd it get rejected? :( That character is awesome. <p>--------------------

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[Archmage144]

Not enough backstory. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Archmage144]

I win the award for needing more booze.

James Silvar wins the award for using channeling-based techs to really own the fuck out of some guy named George.

Doc once awarded pots the award for being pans. I satnd by this award.

It's been 20 years, so Solis gets the benefit of the doubt.

Kaluha wins the "I taste like 40 proof coffee" award.

My whole orgo class wins an award for failing an exam.

WillBaseton wins the lame theater guy award for not actually producing shit.

Shini gets the award for being Shini. DM wins some kind of nameless but weird award for dating him against all odds. She also gets the award for being roastable over an open fire.

I'm giving some sort of award for E Mouse, but I don't know what award it is nor can I spell it. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Besyanteo]

TDTLTTOBNL Award? <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Archmage144]

Goes to Rube for inventing it, obviously. And Billy no Legs for being eaten by it. And your mother for no good reason. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Archmage144]

Sean gets another award for having too many SNs and for having an arrow icon and also for being n amed Sean and h e might just get an award for being Seanolicious <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Archmage144]

Linguine slash fettucini with clam sauce wins some sort of award for being FUCKING TASTY when I'm inebritated OH YEAH it tastes like BUTTERY WINE <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Shiranai]

...That just made me giggle my tushus off. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr /></div></p>

[Deeum]

Hard and burnt on the outside, soft and gooey on the inside.
That's how I am, baby. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[Shiranai]

My nipples are hard just thinking about it. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr /></div></p>

[Capntastic]

Am I going to have to move this to the (Unspoken) forum?

[Archmage144]

Not unless DM's nipples are added to equation involving me and possibly Shini since we shoudln't leave him out of any resulting equeation. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Shiranai]

You will not have this thread, by my steel!

Also, alcohol seems to bring out the inner gay in Brian. That and I start looking quite pretty through drunk eyes. It's how I got Zem knocked up. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr /></div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=shiranai@rpgww60462>Shiranai</A] at: 4/8/06 1:09

[NebulaQueen]

If Brian is still drunk and about, I'd like to know his opinion on how different types of alcohol can be used as a metaphor for cellular theory.

Edit: This alchohol doesn't necessarily have to be booze! But it can be if you want it to be. Go nuts. <p>

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[Deeum]

Oh no, Zero. He actually said NIPPLES? My god, this is too much!

Also, Shini is lovable, you 'tards! That man means the world to me.
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[Capntastic]

It wasn't what he said but the way he said it.

[Archmage144]

Nipples RULE! They win the award for making boobs more important than lumps of breast tissue. Which is NOT adipose tissue, for those who say that "boobs are just lumps of fat," because they are PHYSIOLOGICALLY AND ANATOMICALLY DIFFERENT <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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[Reako Somner]

Hurrrrr. Boobs. I'm weird and can't look directly at them :(

[Kelne]

This seems terribly apprpriate somehow.


And the source. <p>Centuries of threats of "I'll turn you all to stone!" and "I'll knock you all down!" have caused Domans to develop an instinct to form small groups. For safety, I assure you. – Keir</p>

[NamagomiMk0]

I AM AFRAID OF BOOBS. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>