The needs game.

[Shiranai]

This game is very simple. Search google with "<your name> needs" and post the top headline statement.

For example, mine is "Sean needs five cakes." <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr /></div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=priamnevhausten>PriamNevhausten</A]&nbsp; at: 4/8/06 6:55

[Shinigori V2]

What the fuck is this shit? <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

[Archmage144]

Searching for "Brian's needs" gives me this.

1. More tartar sauce on McDonald's filet-o-fish.
2. Bigger tonsils.
3. Reusable ticket stub.
4. Al's liquor home delivery.
5. My own personal interstate.
6. Be able to boogie.
7. Squeezeable salt containers.
8. A remote for the toilet paper dispenser.
9. A2 sauce (improved!).
10. Memories splashed across the pages just like wine.
11. Non-painful discharges.
12. Rock and Roll and Hoochee coo.
13. A '60 Minutes' special where I get to be Andy Rooney.
14. The '80s back.
15. The Netherlands.
16. Somebody who speaks English on the other end of the line.
17. 'Twister' game repair kit.
18. Me, a ball bat, and five minutes alone with Barbara Streisand.
19. Nobody's baby.
20. Two to three more inches.

Break my fucking code again and die, bitch.

Ditto for "editing my posts in a way that is not amusing, humorous, or with any value whatsoever."

Edited by: Archmage144&nbsp; at: 4/8/06 14:59

[NebulaQueen]

1) An organization like CATIE needs to be a learning organization

2) By statue, CATIE needs to address the research and the educational needs and opportunities in these member nations.

3) Catie needs to be compressed, but not in a glorious emerald future where irenes populate the land and kittens are for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

4) Catie needs to shut the fuck up. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

[Capntastic]

1. Kyle needs to get acclimated to his new surroundings, new nurses

I can dig that.

2. kyle needs no guidance

I'm a rebel.

3. www.helpkyle.org/

Internet is a business opportunity!

[PriamNevhausten]

PRIAM allows fulfilment houses to meet all the needs of all their clients

PRIAM has enabled us to grow our business significantly without any need for system upgrades or enhancements.

Priam needs not to be ashamed of owning himself the father-in-law of a Nymph

I’ve heard Priam needs a prize bull for a festival

Priam's city needs to be preserved,. And I mean right away!

Whether you need basic Priam research at master-level, or complicated research at doctoral-level, we can assist you immediately!

If Priam needs someone to save him from the horrors of pointlessly drinking alone, he and I sho......hey, wait a minute, this search result is from this board!

Priam needs to ask Helen who the Greek leaders are

Priam needs to be played by a styling and profiling, Pegasus-flying strutter who’ll take the gals up Mount Olympus and back

Priam needs your advice <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Jak Snide]

"Alex needs your help."

"Uncle Alex needs YOU."

"Alex needs some dirty deeds <3"

"Sir Alex needs Rooney."

"Alex needs to customize the document to better fit the job role he's seeking."

"Alex needs a job."

[Steve]

Steve needs to stop grand standing with his smoke and mirror shows and focus on business

[Shiranai]

Yeah he does. I've been meaning to say something. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr /></div></p>

[Spleen]

Michelangelo David - Why Dirty David needs a wash

Michelangelo's masterpiece David is causing a dispute in the international art world as experts bicker over how the Michelangelo statue of David should be cleaned ahead of its 500th birthday next year.

Also, I'm not the first one who's made this search. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>Edited by: SpleenInfinity13&nbsp; at: 4/8/06 15:22

[The Maltese One]

Daniel needs some advice on being sued by a buyer.


XD

[Deeum]

..Haha. Top 5!

1) Petition Spot - Sarah needs a livejournal!

2) Sarah Needs Awnsers - People and Society Forum

3) Once Upon a Blog :: meme - "Sarah needs..."

4) Sarah Needs A Cold Shower - Sarah needs a data plan. Apparently, nothing works without one. - Sarah needs chocolate. I want to hug Sarah. ...

5) Sarah needs someone who can escort her from port to port. - Sarah needs to get her life back & establish herself as a person in charge! ...

I pasted the text below the link on #4 and #5. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[FlamingDeth]

Top five. D:

1: Josh needs more radical treatment!
2: Josh doesn't need to sleep!
3: Josh needs a hairnet!
4: Josh needs help!
5: Josh needs to eat more pie!

I'm not sure that I need a hairnet, really. <p>
<hr width="50%"><center><span style="font-size:large;">GRIMLOCK SMASH PUNY HOLIDAY!</span></center></p>

[Dragon Sage007]

Trevor needs a fan club
Trevor needs Hits
Trevor Needs a new tastee
Trevor's needs change
Trevor needs this sense of strangeness
Trevor needs to find out what love is himself
Trevor listens to your needs

...So, yeah.

[KingOfDoma]

Charles needs to be comfortable with his Olympic roster.
Charles needs hernia operation after stretching awkwardly.
Charles needs expert help.
Charles needs an eartuck.
Charles needs lots of money.
Charles needs an army to put down Irish rebellion.
Charles needs assessment.
Charles needs a change of pants.
Charles needs a new home.

Some bastard beat me to the punch. e_e <p><hr />
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[PriamNevhausten]

This is why my search is better. Lord knows what would happen if I used my generic-ass given name. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[BrainWalker]

Your search - "brainwalker needs" - did not match any documents. :(

Alternatively:

BW needs a couple good non US Whores, Reply with quote.

Swear to God, that was the first thing on the list. Other amusing entries were:

<ul><li>Given your BW needs, have you considered a low end dedicated server where you would have no problem with the mailout or BW?</li><li>BW needs to cut out the twee coyness. His images are elegant but sexless...there's no fizz....it's like being forcefed warm peppermint creams.</li><li>BW needs to look beyond BGI GEO and POS.</li><li>BW needs a little curves adjustment to add more contrast.</li><li>BW needs to be viewed by the company as an enabler for crucial decision making.</li></ul>And now for the one that is actually true.

To achieve their targets, we believe that BW needs to be more positive and pro-active <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=brainwalker>BrainWalker</A]&nbsp; at: 4/9/06 12:16

[Spleen]

When I try "Spleen needs", the first five or six are about splenectomy ("the spleen needs to be removed"). And then you get to this one: www.faqs.org/faqs/alt-spleen/faq/part2/ <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>Edited by: SpleenInfinity13&nbsp; at: 4/9/06 22:19

[Archmage144]

Maybe that's prophetic. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

RPGWW Wiki!</div></p>

[Zemyla]

I get something about some guy named "Paul Needs". <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

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Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
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Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
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[E Mouse]

"You wake up with a giraffe staring at you. What is this crazy place?" <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[viator22]

1) NICK NEEDS MEDS Petition - I'm willing to admit that's probably true

2) Nick needs to drop out? - No. I HAVE COME TO FAR.

3)Nick needs help with his kid. - Well, that kid I had at the special olympics was just evil.

4) Nick Needs on DVD, VHS, and Video on demand - surprise, it's porn

5) NA!P Presents: The Adventures of Hugo! - WTF?
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THENinjaRabbi: So..if I ate the baby, I'd be more sane?</p>

[Blackwind Isao]

Well Dr. Lector needs doesn't work out at all giving references to Red Dragon and other movie reviews of the inevitable Hopkins films with the more notorious character.

On the other hand Hayden needs a day and a night off. Truer words have not been spoken.

- Blackwind. <p>"I think weird is the latin root of role-player." - Gurgling Ooze</p>