Can you...

[Endesu]

* Heal your wounds by drinking ice tea?

* Put your life in the hands of your pet rat, who can not only scratch up hidden items but also electrocute enemies?

* Kill your enemies with a paper airplane?

* Push a flaming barrel under an alien hive mother?

* Beat up a tree who also happens to be a martial arts master?

* Punch your way through a nuke?

* Stop a villain who not only has a pipe, but also a revolver?

* Throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?

Well? Can you? <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
</div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=priamnevhausten>PriamNevhausten</A]&nbsp; at: 4/7/06 17:39

[FlamingDeth]

Yes. <p>
<hr width="50%"><center><span style="font-size:large;">GRIMLOCK SMASH PUNY HOLIDAY!</span></center></p>

[Choark]

Yes. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
<div style="text-align:center"> </div>
<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

[Endesu]

*Pushes FD and Cho into a bottomless pit, forcing them to start over from the first level* <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
</div></p>

[Choark]

*Totally spoofs the Bill and Ted Deep Hole scene from Bogus Journey for the first three years of falling, then decides to read a couple of books, then mostly sleeps*

Lucky its bottomless cause if I hit the bottom now I'd totally go splat <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
<div style="text-align:center"> </div>
<div style="text-align:center"> <span style="font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-small;">HEROES DON'T NEED PANTS</span> </div></p>

[Endesu]

Nah, I figure in a video game world, falling in a bottomless pit would cause you to hit some sort of invisible barrier that teleports you back in time. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
</div></p>

[Idran1701]

Or maybe they just aren't actually bottomless? :O <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
</p>

[Endesu]

They wouldn't lie to me. If they say it's bottomless, it's bottomless! ;_; <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
</div></p>

[E Mouse]

*streams live videotaped proof of the bottom of the pit to authorities* <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Capntastic]

Comix Zone was awesome.

[Nick Shogun]

I shot a tree with an elephant gun once, but I have no idea if it was a martial arts master.

And Comic Zone was grand, but highly underrated.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=capntastic>Capntastic</A]&nbsp; at: 4/6/06 19:45

[ikozaedro]

no, i can't!
why do you have to always remind me of the stuff i am not able to do?
*runs away crying* <p><div style="text-align:center">
my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"-Lili! a deranged man is building an army of psychic death tanks to take over the world and there is nobody who can stop him except for you and me!
-Oh my god! LET'S MAKE OUT!"-Raz and Lili, Psychonauts</div>
</p>

[Reako Somner]

All but the barrel and the nuke is in Maple Story.

Seriously.

[Capntastic]

Also, End forgot Roadkill. A shame :(

[Endesu]

Nick referred to it as 'Comic'. He's a terrible person.

And I couldn't think of a way of referring to Roadkill while making it seem 'cool' at the same time. I threw something up there for ALL OF THE ROADKILL FANS, though. Be happy! <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size:xx-small;">Curtis: Dannyboy, look at you. You've changed considerably, into a badass, if I may.
Dan: Yeah, you've changed a lot too, into an old man! I went to see the devil, now it's your turn!
Curtis: Oh, my pupil, so tenacious of life, guess I have to kill you again.
Dan: Shut up, before you run out of breath!
Curtis: I got rid of those smiles, there's no one left to disturb our game. Just you, and me.
Dan: Sounds fair, 'cuz I hate holding back, even for an old fart like yourself.
Curtis: Talk all you want, I won't need six bullets for you.
Dan: Or four for you.</span>
</div></p>

[Idran1701]

Wait, those were supposed to seem cool? <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

There was a very important question that was missing. This situation has been remedied. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>