TARKUS IS COMING

[Capntastic]

He was hatched from an egg that erupted from a volcano.

[Shinigori V2]

King Ghidora was trying to destroy Tokyo.

Yet Mecha King Ghidora fights to save it! <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

[Capntastic]

TARKUS, being comprised equally of a giant armadillo and a super tank, will lend his turrets and fiery determination to help save this city.

[CronoLuminaire]

He must stop the evil Manticore, after leveling up by beating up the near infinite hordes of Cricketanks.

The Manticore's evil knows no bounds, he shall maul Czwillxaqrenlinson and then the world.

[Molokidan]

Tarkus would not, by chance, happen to be a long-lost relative of popular hot 'n' sexy Turkish singer, Tarkan, would he?

Because if he is... <p>--------
"Well slap a dead fish on me and call me Molokidan!"</p>

[PriamNevhausten]

Eventually, he will settle down and create his own line of luggage and computer accessories. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Idran1701]

I don't know about you, Molo, but none of my relatives are named through slight distortions of my own name. <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
</p>

[Capntastic]

Well, I just gotta say that Molokijim is a pretty cool guy.

[Molokidan]

Capnrama told me to tell you hi. <p>--------
"Well slap a dead fish on me and call me Molokidan!"</p>