RPGWW

by **Endesu** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:35 pm

I edited the title to fit the topic's new direction. So there.

Went into detail about a game no one knows or cares about.
Here's a picture.

[url=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Endaso/again.png>http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v251/Endaso/again.png]

So I smile and pray upon a star...</p>Edited by: PriamNevhausten 

at: 2/24/06 17:21

by **BrainWalker** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:14 pm

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by **Endesu** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 1:20 pm

I'm glad to see I finally generated the intended response.

Next up: RPGWW Earthbound. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

by **Evil Killer Poptarts** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:32 pm

Earthbound is SO much cooler than that... abomination. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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by **Endesu** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:42 pm

Bad Toys has its qualities. I mean, in a small, not at all excellent way. It's sort of like a Z-movie that you love despite the fact that it's bad. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

by **E Mouse** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:30 pm

Does this involve PK Hack in any way, shape, or form? <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Endesu** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:40 pm

Yes, in fact, it does, clever Mus!

This was a time where I actually had a go at editing EB, inserting RPGWW stuff. Some of the text at the beginning was messed with, Ness in jammies became Rube in jammies, Buzz Buzz became Hakaril's hat, and the meteor became a glowing cow. There was also a regular sprite of Rube in place of Ness, but I only managed to do part of that.

Then something bad happened, and I lost most of my stuff. So I'm planning to throw a few screencaps up, show what was messed around with. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

by **E Mouse** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:44 pm

For the record, Earthbound is about the only game with enough WTF to really parallel this place, anyway.

:( <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Endesu** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:45 pm

This much is true.

Well, I'd also argue Katamari Damacy.

I'm still sad that I never got to edit LS4EXE into the place of the Starman Jr that gets its ass kicked at the beginning. Pity. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

by **E Mouse** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:47 pm

Katamari Damacy is too beautiful to be soiled by human hands.

And damnit, now you've got me tempted to help with this editing and I don't have the time for such things. :P <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Endesu** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:50 pm

Don't worry, I abandoned the project after my computer decided to have the sex with itself. This caused it to crash. And now most of the stuff is gone.

I'll put up images tomorrow, though, so everyone can see how cute Rube is in his jammies. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

by **Archmage144** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:23 pm

Sounds rockin'!

PK Rockin', in fact! <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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by **E Mouse** » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:35 pm

Late that night, the Pun Zombies were attracted to <s>Brian</s> Ducky by this statement, and ate his kidneys.

It was very tragic.

(This message sponsored by Apple Kid Inc: Zombie Paper, $40 a roll for all your zombie-trapping needs! Call 1-800-555-ZOMB now!!) <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Groxley Grunk** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 8:45 pm

I'll have you know I sleep in the nude, you son of a bitch.

by **Ganonfro** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:10 pm

*Blows a kiss to the camera* Goodnight everybody! </animaniacs>

by **BrainWalker** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:36 pm

You know what RPGWW needs?

RPGWW needs to get Katamari'd in fanart-form. <p><div style="text-align:center">

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by **E Mouse** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:53 pm

I second this proposal. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Endesu** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:42 pm

Geez, I'm lazy. Here it is!

And, yeah, I didn't get too far. I never finished the Rube sprite. If I ever get my shit together again... well, maybe then something'll come about. <p>

<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>Edited by: Crawling Reshiki at: 2/17/06 16:46

by **E Mouse** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:55 pm

How the fuck did I earn a name selection cameo in that.

Also, Pray -> Spam is glorious. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Endesu** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:55 pm

I dunno. I just picked random names. To this day, I have no idea where Noire, Forte, or Solis came from.

But yeah! Spam would've equated PSI Brainshock on both the party and the enemies to them being coupled together in some horrible fanfic/series of images on a Japanese hentai site. The resulting mental damage, naturally, would lead to HP damage. And stuff like that, only a lot simpler. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=crawlingreshiki>Crawling] at: 2/17/06 17:01

by **KingOfDoma** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:32 pm

... I'm... supposed to be... the most HATED character RPGs may have ever SEEN?

I think I'll go betray my friends and eat some ice cream now... ;_; <p><hr />
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by **Groxley Grunk** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:56 pm

Well, to be honest, I think doing that was better then making him someone we really hate. Like SD. I mean, imagine what horrible imagery that would result in?

Anyhow, I do look cute in my little jammies. Though I'd be cuter naked.

by **E Mouse** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:10 pm

There wouldn't be enough space on the sprite for your e-penix, Rube.

Also, making SD Pokey would simply make him a better match for Omar. :D <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Ganonfro** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:07 am

I'm sad I didn't get picked as the dog, since I'm hardly known more than being a random background character for the site. :(

by **Endesu** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:45 pm

Ganon should realize I probably had no idea who he was back then. I did this thing a while back, you know?

ANYHOW. If I were to tentatively do this today...
Rube would probably still be Ness. I guess DM or someone would be Paula. Priam or Zero could be Jeff. And Yuji would still totally fit as Poo.

Chuck was Pokey if only to work on that old joke where Chuck/King of Doma was something of a jerk (the 'noob oppressor' or somesuch nonsense) though I don't think anyone remembers that joke anymore. So maybe he doesn't apply.

AND! King could possibly be made into a panda, since I'm working off ungodly old jokes here.

Just like everything else, this is tentative shite. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

by **Archmage144** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:57 pm

FYI on some of the names:

Noire is Hakaril's dracokitty familiar (played by Dia).

Forte is the name of Daniel Hyral's green chocobo. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">

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by **Spleen** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:37 pm

I support the idea of having Zero as Jeff.

Make sure everything he says is in asterices. <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

by **Deeum** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 8:56 pm

I'd leave those out.
After all, he didn't start that. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />

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by **Spleen** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:27 pm

Still, though.

Also: The Runaway 5 need to be changed to Fuzzy D and the Penquinauts. The van they ride is called the Penquivan, according to old chat logs (this was all Zero's idea, originally). <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=spleeninfinity13>SpleenInfinity13</A] 

at: 2/22/06 21:38

by **E Mouse** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:33 pm

I second this motion.

Of course, we all know where I'll be, seeing as it would require almost no editing. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Endesu** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:33 pm

AM: Ah, well then! Now I know!

DM's correct. Pervy actually headed the asterisks thing, if I'm not mistaken. Zero just followed in that stead.

Spleen (and/or Zero) needs to elaborate, if possible, on Fuzzy D and the Penquinauts. Will they be as hip as the Runaway Five?

And E-Mouse is so fucking obvious I smack myself for not realizing it sooner. I'd just need to make the mouse, you know, yellow. :D <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

by **LadyDragonClawsEDW** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:07 pm

Ahahahhahaa

I approve lots, though there needs to be a marrow joke somewhere. ..and I'm pretty sure I did a RPGWW-as-Earthbound cast doodle before. Like ages ago... <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

by **Endesu** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:18 pm

I could quite possibly make the dog (one of the first enemies you face in EB) a fursuiter.

"Oh shit! He's taking your marrow!"
4 HP damage.

Or something like that.

And someone needs to compose a list of lamers. I know about LS4EXE/BOB_STALKER (they were the same person, right?), Thalakos Magi, Sakura/whatsisname, MegaMog9x12, quite possibly anyone who ever posted shit on the Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards board, some of the folks from Chatalot, and the like, but I'm sure there are more. Those who know this stuff should post.

And Kate should find this image if at all possible, as my curiosity has been piqued! <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=crawlingreshiki>Crawling] at: 2/23/06 13:23

by **E Mouse** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:18 pm

Trebexian Vir (or however you spell that), obviously.

And Pikachan (from last April Fool's) should at least cameo. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Endesu** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:23 pm

Mus (and other ADV!) folk need to post some stuff about Vir, possible suggestions for attacks, and the like. I sadly (or fortunately, rather) don't know all that much about the guy.

I'm thinking SD as Master Puke. Thoughts? <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

by **E Mouse** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:39 pm

Only if Omar gets to be Poo. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

by **Endesu** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:51 pm

But Poo doesn't even show up until after Puke, unless I've forgotten a battle later on in the game. And plus, Yuji is cool.

Now, if the item you use on Puke... if we can turn that into Omar, somehow, that would work. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

by **LadyDragonClawsEDW** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 6:56 pm

ShadowDragon should be Giygas. :o Or Trebaxian Vir should be him. <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

by **Capntastic** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:06 pm

Neither of them are even important enough to be Giygas. Whatever is chosen for 'Giygas' should be as bleak, unthinkable, vile, chaotic, insane, powerful, and inexplicably attacking as the original. To give a single lamer that title would be glorifying him.

by **E Mouse** » Thu Feb 23, 2006 7:16 pm

4chan.

*ducks* <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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