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by **Capntastic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:12 am

Anyone want to be part of my crew?

I need a:

First Mate: Must have good people skills, preferably female and cute.

Nurse: Must be very caring, preferable female and cute.

Engineer: Ability to contrive world-saving contraptions in the short time after the cliff-hanger commercial break and before the end credits.

Cyborg/Android: Beeps and boops, please.

Translator: Must be able to translate alien language into colloquial English like that *Snaps*.

Heavy Arms Guy: Every starship needs a Heavy Arms Guy. Must be tough as nails and incapable of taking shit from anyone.

Please post applications here, and then I will begin briefing.

by **NebulaQueen** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:28 am

Ooh ooh ooh, pick me!

Name: Nebbie
Age: Infinite
Sex: Stone Cold Fox
Height: Travel Sized
Weight: Perfectly suited for piggy back rides
Preferred Position: Any, if I'm with the right person.
Skills: Being sweet, being sassy, being compact, improving morale with pretty pictures, mellowness, spacing out, camping out

I await your briefing with glee. <hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round

by **Spleen** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:36 am

I can totally be the Engineer, assuming I get to be inexplicably attractive to alien chicks. -_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.

by **KingOfDoma** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:40 am

Is there any role better for me than Random Slightly Less Expendable Ensign? <hr />
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by **NebulaQueen** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:04 am

Yes! Not Quite Expendable but Comic Relief Ensign!

Don't worry, though. You get to be a total badass in the two part season finale. <hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round

by **Capntastic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:20 am

It just so happens that all the red shirts I put in the wash came out pink. So, it looks like you're in luck. Keep those applications coming!

by **Ganonfro** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:43 am

I totally want to be the heavy arms guy!

Name: Jayne Cobb
Status: Stupid oaf who likes to fight
Abilities: Drunken gun firing and mombo
Favourite gun: classified
Sign: Libra ;) The ladies know what he means
Likes: Bedtime stories
Dislikes: Scary bedtime stories.

by **Elitegamer7539** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:28 am

No, I should be the heavy arms guy!

Name: Biggs. Want a last name? Blow it out your ass.
Status: Pissed off.
Abilities: Firing two rocket launchers at once without losing his balance, decent aim while weilding a pair of heavy duty weapon, able to benchpress a medium sized moon, and arm wrestling, and a nigh infinite alcohol tolerance.

*Points to Ganon* I'm the heavy arms guy here! You goy a problem with that!? <hr />____t('.'t)____
Kirby is not amused.

by **PriamNevhausten** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:36 am

Name: 01
Age: 05 Earth years 62 Earth days 05 hours 02 minutes 14 seconds
Objective: Analyze problems. Question human emotions.
Qualifications: BEEDYBEEDYBEEDY WHIRR CLANK
"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies

by **Ganonfro** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 5:26 am

No, but your MOM does. *Levels a shotgun at Moron #356's head*

by **Shinigori V2** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:52 am

Dibs on the guy who's constantly saying he could run the ship better, but never actually takes action. <hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div>

by **Capntastic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:15 am

Neb: You have been hired as Firstmate/translator so I only have to pay one salary!
Spleen: You are Pinkshirt/Nurse #1
Charlise: Welcome aboard, Pinkshirt #2
Cobb, Biggs: Fight it out on your own time; this is a serious Space-Travellin' outfit! Whoever loses becomes the Engineer.
01: Welcome aboard! I am sure we will become good friends!
Shini: Welcome aboard as Pinkshirt with Gold Badge! The badge means you're important enough to boss Spleen and Charlise around!

ALRIGHT GUYS, HERE'S THE PLAN:

There's been stories of a great and powerful treasure hidden in the deeps of space for millenia; and I so happened to have inherited a map to it from my Grandfather, who acquired it during a stay in Arabia. He got it from a mystic who was said to have been able to predict the comings and goings of bad times.

Anyways, this map will lead us to the treasure, and plenty of adventure and action on the way.

PROVISIONS: Everyone gets a space-jumpsuit, and a space-laser. Spleen has a nurse-hat, Neb has a handheld computer that does all the translating for her, whoever ends up being the engineer gets a space-wrench, and the heavy arms guy has a larger space-laser. The robot gets a calendar of swanky pin-ups from the 50s. Shini gets a length of rubber hose.

Crew Accomodations: Your stay upon the Starship Zero will be luxurious indeed, for our crew cabins are structured out of recycled storage units! You will each have your own padlock and combination to a 7'x7'x7' cube, with which to store yourself and possessions!

Starship Zero: A starship of legendary power. Piloted by the dashing and daring :::REDACTED:::.
*~*~*~*~*~

Anyways, I am ready to take off whenever you guys get into your storage units for takeoff.

by **KingOfDoma** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:15 pm

7x7x7? Roomy!

*tosses in a collection of handpuppets, an insanely fast computer, a stool for sleeping, and an overnight bag for his wardrobe! Woo!*

Ready for takeoff, Cap'n! <hr />
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by **Elitegamer7539** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:21 pm

*Levels his own shotgun--which is bigger-- at Gannon*

What's it gonna be little bitch? I've survived three different intergalactic wars and taken wounds from heavier ordinance than you can even dream of and been back on the front lines within a day. Your little bitch gun there won't even scratch me. So what's it gonna be, little bitch? <hr />____t('.'t)____
Kirby is not amused.

by **ikozaedro** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:54 pm

hey hey! what about the guy who opens the star ship's door to make it look like it is automated? because, i could TOTALLY be that guy. <div style="text-align:center"> LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!

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by **Celeste of Elvenhame** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:13 pm

Once again I am too slow to be the nurse *sniffle* -----Celeste of Elvenhame--------

by **Capntastic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:13 pm

Glu-Glu, you're in. I will plan a detour to a planet inhabited by catgirls as well, just for your hard work. Here's your lock.

by **Idran1701** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:07 pm

Ah, come on, Ganon, you couldn't at least go for the vague reference rather than the direct usage for your name? Maybe "Leesa" or "Kortny"? :(

Also Zero yelled at me to join so I'll do something or other for something I suppose! <hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin

by **Capntastic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:08 pm

You can be the navigator; here's your compass.

by **Idran1701** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:13 pm

Where? <hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin

by **Capntastic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:14 pm

In your Space-jumpsuit's pocket. *Forks it over.*

by **Idran1701** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:17 pm

Oh.

Can I keep the fork too? <hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin

by **Capntastic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:17 pm

Yes.

It's standard issue.

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by **Idran1701** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:18 pm

Awesome. <hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin

by **Capntastic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:20 pm

Now get in your unit.

by **Idran1701** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:21 pm

...Where is it?

(SEE BECAUSE I AM A NAVIGATOR IT IS FUNNY) <hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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by **Capntastic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:22 pm

Down the hall you will see a door labled "CREW QUARTERS".

Insert twenty-five cents, pull the lever, and the door will open.

(You should have looked at the compass; it's clearly labled on it!)

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by **Idran1701** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:23 pm

Aha! All right, then. <hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin

by **PriamNevhausten** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:23 pm

Humans are so strange- They have high data memory loss factors- No robot would ever forget where the crew quarters are--

Mine are over here- It has a label that says 'boiler room'-- "It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies

by **Ganonfro** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:03 pm

Thank you for all noticing how unoriginal and how I really don't care to be on this ship anyways. In fact, YOU GUYS HAVE A NEW RIVAL. *Puts a cardboard box over his bike and writes "SPASE SHIPPING" on it, and bikes around, looking through the crappy cut out view screen*

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by **Capntastic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:36 pm

Hah! You'll never even survive your first warp-jump with such wimpy hull integrity! Get a real starship, like me!

by **Elitegamer7539** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:23 pm

...I guess that means Gannon gives up the heavy arms position. I would like my large lazer gun now please. And do you mind if I bring a few of my own weapons on board? <hr />____t('.'t)____
Kirby is not amused.

by **Capntastic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:31 pm

Just keep 'em in your unit.

NOW: WE READY TO LEAVE THIS WORLD BEHIND?

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by **Idran1701** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:57 pm

Wait, I thought we were bringing it with us. <hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin

by **Capntastic** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:58 pm

No, now get in your unit.

by **Idran1701** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:05 am

Aw, not even Antarctica? :( <hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin

by **Capntastic** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:06 am

No. We have to travel light to be faster than it.

by **Idran1701** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:14 am

How about just a few penguins? :( <hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin

by **Capntastic** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:16 am

We already have some; didn't you check the cargo manifest?

by **KingOfDoma** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:21 am

*knock knock* Hello? I think I locked myself in. ... and I don't think these quarters are ventilated?

Hello? Hell-*THUD* <hr />
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