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ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM!

Unread postPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:45 pm
by Spleen
I got netplay to work :D <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

Re: ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM!

Unread postPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:34 pm
by Animala
You don't know the history of Netplay.

I DO. <p><hr />to make the pain go away
i cut the universe
with ribbons
because that makes perfect sense.</p>

Re: ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM!

Unread postPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:10 am
by Spleen
Yeah, but...

...

*LIGHTNING* <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

Re: ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM!

Unread postPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:55 am
by Capntastic
I FEEL HAPPY


Re: ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM!

Unread postPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:00 pm
by Endesu
Quote:
I FEEL HARP<s>P</s>Y
<p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

Re: ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM!

Unread postPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:35 pm
by E Mouse
Yes, but what part of the anatomy?

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I'm going to hell. ;_;</span> <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

Re: ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM!

Unread postPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:44 pm
by Endesu
I would post the answer, but it is not only NSFW, it will also summon the Elder God Ulyaoth to destroy your mind and reduce your body to a gibbering pile of flesh.

Or, alternately, I could just post some bizarre drawings from a Japanese website. Your choice! <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=crawlingreshiki>Crawling] at: 3/7/06 13:48

Re: ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM!

Unread postPosted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:15 pm
by PriamNevhausten
He clearly means that he feels like a tall, simplistic stringed instrument, which is to be plucked. It is likely that he wishes to be taken by a giant into a fortress in the clouds, whereupon some young boy will kill everything and steal all the stuff that isn't nailed down. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>