Zee past has zee habit of catching up to you, yes?

[Choark]

BEHOLD! My Childhood computer heroes! Or just some random C64 games I link for no reason!

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Clyde freakin' Radcliff!</center>



Dizzy! The boxing glove wearing egg! Word!


Seymour.. the Potatoe with gloves... We sure could think of those characters back then!



He's cute, he's yellow, hes a dinosaur! Mayhem!



He's cute, he's yellow and he flies a UFO with a laser cannon! Kewi!



Monty the Mole! That scared poor little mole that dies an awful lot when in my control.


Bub and Bob, the adoreable dragon .. things.. that blow bubbles. Least these cute ones look better then those DS remake things...


Bub and Bob again, this time as humans with star rainbow powers and a cute remake of "Somewhere over the rainbow"


Finally the evil Jack the Nipper. Where the whole purpose of the game was to cause mischief and evilness until they deported you.

But mostly Clyde Radcliff! What a Fuzzy Wuzzy! A hero to me he is. He partied so hard his bad breath turned to fire. Fire, dun dun duuuuun, lets him burn!

And you know what, they just don't make games like that no more!

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">Note: Sorry about this but the need to be rather random smacked me in the head and I was thinking of these people just this morning. Also all art came from http://www.lemon64.com/ reliving the old days.</span> <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Endesu]

Holy shit, Jack the Nipper looks fucking terrifying. That kid has a positively demonic look on his face.

Also, points for Bubble Bobble and other, related, obscure Taito games! <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

[Choark]

I am glad to hear that for two reasons! And one of them is that I'm glad I'm not the only one who fears this demonic one year old.

Look at him. Plotting. And the worst thing is, is that he is! And its evil. I based a couple of Jenna's Hi-jinxs off of his eviliness.

Second - now I know he'll make a good boss. *nod nod*

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[E Mouse]

H-jinx based off of a 1-year-old's antics?

Pedophile. :( <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Choark]

Yes.

I mean... Who told you!?

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... I mean OF COURSE NOT!!! Japanese anime hasn't warped my mind to liking children!! NOT AT ALL!!!!!

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I mean.. wut? <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[FF Fanatic 80]

Ah Codemasters, one of the few 'unlicensed' Nintendo game makers that could put out semi-decent games. =[

...now I wanna play Micro Machines. v_v

DAMN YOU

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=fffanatic80>FF]&nbsp; at: 3/1/06 15:21

[Endesu]

Two points!

One: Mus has apparently broken Cho. This is amusingsome.

Two: I demand more hot Bubble Bobble action. Preferably when they're dragons and, you know, not frightening prepubescent children.
<span style="font-size:xx-small;">And I totally don't mean it in that way. Don't make me punch you in the face.</span> <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
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[Choark]

How about RODLAND! instead. Cause it was awsome as you were two young fairies pounding enemies into the ground with ya rod all to save ya mother!

Or even WONDER BOY! about a young male riding around on his skateboard or swinging his big weapon around those monsters and stuff!!

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... NOT A PEDO! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Endesu]

Heheh. Rodland.

Good lord. The illustrations on the Master System games sure were horrible!

Seriously, this old stuff does look pretty class. I'm vaguely familiar with Wonderboy, though. I don't think I liked it all that much. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

[E Mouse]

Holy shit, I've actually played TGX-16 Dragon's Lair.

I feel slightly more hardcore now. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Choark]

Well I don't know if I can ever forgive you for not liking Wonderboy. One year on Holiday it was this, Rastan and Space Harrier that showed me what true arcade gaming was! I was a little young but the memories!

If Wonder boy isn't to your liking hows RYGAR!?!?!

And everyone must of enjoyed TWINBEE at least once in there life! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Ganonfro]

...I had that C64 version of Bubble Bobble. That thing killed so many brain cells when I was 4 and playing it...

[Choark]

Through its sheer awsomeness?

Or the awsome toon that repeats just once too many this side of insanity? <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Dragon Sage007]

I'm amazed that no one has made the connection between Jack the Nipper and Stewie from Family Guy yet.

Also, I feel slightly more awesome for having played Wonderboy and Rygar now. Somehow...appeased. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

[Choark]

Stewie sounds more "proper" and is probably more intelligent too. Jack is just naughty through and through but doesn't make his own gadgets. Instead uses things like rollerskates, bombs, peashoots, rifle and automobiles to mess we people.

Messing with people includes releasing all the inmates in a jail, blowing up a school, burning the police officers and shoot poison darts at a woman holding a pram at the top of the hill, causing pram and baby to go doooo<span style="font-size:xx-small;">wwwwnnnnn</span>.

Such a lovely child. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Endesu]

Yeah, the worst Stewie has done is try to kill his mother. Repeatedly.

[Choark]

And freeze that nice old man at the airport. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[Endesu]

He could've done much worse. Being frozen in carbonite ain't that bad.

Wait, he also left a bomb in his mother's uterus. That counts for something. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

[Choark]

It's hard to make out but Image of remake of Bubble Bobble

I'm searching for a higher revolution so you can share my disgust at how they look now!

EDIT!:
Looks like I'm not the only one who enjoyed Rodland

What a cute little site indeed. <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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[ikozaedro]

whoah, to think i could play all this games just by going to the local arcades...

hah, "The legend is dead" is the best game over screen since the guilt inducing B-K game over sequence. <p><div style="text-align:center"> <span style="color:fuchsia;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">LAMBO SWIMS LIKE A BRICK!!</span>

my deviant art thingy!
quote:
"Angels sung out, an immaculate chorus, down form the heaven descended Chuck Norris"
- Lemon Demon, "the ultimate showdon of ultimate destiny"</div>
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[BrainWalker]

Creatures! That game was pretty cool. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Endesu]

What happened to Bub and Bob? ;_; They look like they're the unfortunate victims of some furry inflation fetish.
Curse you, Japan! <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

[Choark]

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Creatures! That game was pretty cool.

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Brainwalkr has once again proven himself to be another Manly Man in this forum for knowing and playing Creatures! Well done sir! I flex in your direction! <p><div style="text-align:center"> </div>
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