ANOTHER CHALLENGE (ATTN: DM)

[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

Behold blatant charisma godmodding and attention whoring!

YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS CREATE AN OMAR CHARACTER JOURNAL AND HIT ON HER.

For the record, Sages of Chaos = open multiverse forum thing where characters both non original and original ask questions. Apparently this also spawns RP on their own journals but this has yet to happen to me. No I won't say who I am on there. :P <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

[Capntastic]

I think someone should try talking sense into their heads.

[E Mouse]

I think Omar needs more face time in general. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Capntastic]

Omar would make a good mentor.

Edit: He probably has bigger boobs, more hair, and stronger pheremones anyways.

Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=capntastic>Capntastic</A]&nbsp; at: 2/19/06 21:18

[Deeum]

Harg.

As much as I'd like to see Omar use his backwater wiles on them, I don't think trolling would be a good idea. :( People tend to wank, complain, and get upset if you daaare do something the least bit mean to them!

They couldn't handle him! Their very minds would implode a dozen fold! <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[E Mouse]

You say that like it'd be a bad thing.

Also, people wank when you do something mean to them? Damn. Rube must have made a lot of people kill a lot of kittens. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Deeum]

Wank is another term for, well, whining.
Get your mind out of the gutter, man. :( <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[Capntastic]

Yeah, I think the best thing to do would be to ignore that these lowly sorts exist.

[NebulaQueen]

DM has the right of it. Basic Etymology: When people bitch online, they're usually masturbating their own egos. Hence, wank! <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

[E Mouse]

And this is what I get for making a sarcastic comment in the grand tradition of RPGWWers everywhere. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Capntastic]

Stop wanking about it.

[Dragon Sage007]

Yeah, you wanker. :{ <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

[E Mouse]

I admit myself

<p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Groxley Grunk]

Well. I can add this to the list of threads that have totally ruined my life.

[LadyDragonClawsEDW]

...gee, this backfired. Can someone delete it?
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"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=ladydragonclawsedw>LadyDragonClawsEDW</A] at: 2/20/06 11:45

[Endesu]

I don't know, I thought this thread turned out funny as is. Especially with Rube's last post. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

[pd Rydia]

I declare this thread's new purpose to be a celebration of Omar.

<h1>He's so KAWAII!</h1>

<p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>

[Deeum]

WAI!

OMAR KAWAKII DESU ^_^;;;;;; <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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[Capntastic]

I subscribed to the newsletter but have not yet gotten anything.

[Deeum]

I hope that letter is for me! <3

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!!!!!!!!! <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
</div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=dragonmistressscv>DragonMistressSCV</A] at: 2/20/06 18:08

[Choark]

Oh! And how I laugh and laugh and laaaaaaugh!

Those are hidiously adoreable!

[E Mouse]

Omar wears Hello Kitty panties?!

This explains so much! <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Groxley Grunk]

Anyhow, to re-re-hijack the thread, I found this shit:

[url=http://community.livejournal.com/sages_of_chaos/4414342.html>Oh]

It's at once a wonderful bit of parody, and also absoultely fucking horrible. At first I was gonna tear into the OP there for messing with one of my favorite literary characters ever, but he/she/they are pulling him off pretty damn well. And the posts made by [insert gender nutral pronoun here] are actually pretty clever.

However, the gag is totally lost on the 14 year olds who are reading it. And the ones who do get it seem to annoy me.

Anyhow, should I enjoy this or not? It's really confusing me.

Also: "ilovesugarcubes" Fucking lame sign on.

[Groxley Grunk]

Nevermind, I've decided to love it with all my heart.

Mostly because of [url=http://community.livejournal.com/sages_of_chaos/4414342.html?thread=278839430#t278839430>this[/url].]this[/url].

[FF Fanatic 80]

I think I just died a little inside... THANK YOU v_v

[Besyanteo]

Dave: Zomg Drama and ANGST. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>