You know, people need to be drunk on this board again.

[Ganonfro]

What happened to the drubnk awards? Hmm?

I may be drunk currently, but not drunk enough to make silly/stupid awards for your lazy asses.

WHAT ARE YOUR OPINIONS, PEONS?

(ALSO, this is to write about your favourite mixed drinks/wines/beers, indulge us with your favourites!)

[Capntastic]

Phil was inebriated in the chat earlier; just enough to be "I am drunk!", but not enough to be funny. He'll get better with practice.

[Evil Killer Poptarts]

I think I'm a teetotaler. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Capntastic]

You haven't tried a Silky Sailor yet, obviously.

[Evil Killer Poptarts]

Actually, I'm a teetotaler because drinking alcohol would kill me! Whee!

...I looooooove virgin pina coladas. Does this count? <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

[Archmage144]

If I'm that drunk, I'm usually not at the computer. I'm usually not that drunk.

Favorite beverage: The White Russian. Mix equal parts vodka and coffee-flavored liquor in a small old-fashioned style glass. Add half-and-half either to fill the glass or to your tastes. I usually use equal portions of all three because it fits well in the mug I use to drink them. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div>

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[PriamNevhausten]

I will be happy to do more drunbk posting once I have another legitimate post in the Secks thread. *sage nod*

In other words, don't hold your breath. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

[Capntastic]

Erotic asphyxiation ain't my thang, dawg.

[Endesu]

I get drunk. Just, you know, at someone else's place. So it's at their expense, not mine. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

[Zemyla]

I just recently bought an actual Fuzzy Navel Wine Cooler. :D <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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