Dear DW

[Endesu]

You may not know it, but Shark revels on eating pretty boys. Like Sorune there.

Chomping the spine in half, severing the fluids that run within, splitting the squishy internal organs into bitesized chunks, and allowing the general mass of flesh, organ, and bone to splay into the throat and stomach beyond.

Which, in a way, is better than being reamed via the butt by a space pirate. Or being stared at by the Bear.

... and, in fact, Sorune went through a similar experience before. That's pretty messed up.

... never mind. Seriously.

- Shark <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=crawlingreshiki>Crawling] at: 2/16/06 17:49

[E Mouse]

Damnit End, if you're going to advertise buttsecks at least take it to the pr0n forum. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

[Endesu]

Actually, Sorune got the buttsecks from a space pirate. I was only the gateway for it to happen. It's truly shameful. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=crawlingreshiki>Crawling] at: 2/16/06 17:52

[Dragon Sage007]

Due to a restraining order I've had Sorune placed under, he is unable to respond for himself at this time.

He has asked me to pass on a message to you, however.

It has entirely too much swearing for me to remember, so I'll shorten it to, "Bite me, Moogle Dust." <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"> </div></p>

[NebulaQueen]

But if he's dust, how can he use his teeth? <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

[Endesu]

Sorune should realize that he's the one who got himself into the stupid situation in the first place. "Yes, look at me, I'm going to randomly walk up to the first man in a cape that I see, and say hello!"

It's totally not my fault that that other stuff happened. <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

[NebulaQueen]

End is clearly avoiding the problem. I think he should go to a therapist for his issues! <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>