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Yo we be groovin' eight days a week,
'Cause out here in West-side our rockin' is peak/
Now we know we got Nick but he can be alright,
but we got Idran and Lys and they're outta sight/
The purpose of this rap-thread ain't to start a brawl,
but rather to expose the best coast of them all.

So why don't we all give a shout out or two,
'Cause maybe our numbers ain't really so few/
I guess we could count Lloyd or FD,
given their current geography/
But what it comes down to is this ego-disaster,
Compared to East Coast we do it better and faster.

True.

That was beautiful. *wipes tear*

Can I be an honorary member? <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>

You act like you weren't already.

Such siblingeringhood! <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>

Gulf Coast represent! :{ <p>-----
Do not taunt Happy Fun Zemyla.

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">I think boobs are the lesser of two evils. - Inverse (Pervy)
Dammit, Dan, I'm not dating a damn NPC! - OOC Will (Will Baseton)
Of course! Anything worth doing is worth doing completely wrong! - Travis English
Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
Also, when you've worked a 36-hour shift as an intern you too just might pour yourself a catful of coffee and sit down to cuddle with your travel mug. -eirehound
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Adventurers! | RPG World World | The Phantom Lord's OT Board mkII | Indie Madnesse | Brotherhood of Elitist Bastards</p>

We annex you.

Hey hey hey, would any of you west coast posse members mind sending over some of that sweet sweet See's Candy? :D <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

If you join up with our gang.

Hmn. What are the non-candy benefits of joining up? <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

...what, candy isn't enough for you?

BLASPHEMY! We have See's out here!

...See's? Hey, is California holding out on us? >: <p><hr />
"Never let your morals get in the way of doing what is right" - Salvor Hardin
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California's going to one day break off from the US and sink into the ocean, so Zero shouldn't be so high and haughty, like some sort of deranged orchestra member.

<span style="font-size:x-small;">(... well, I can't say that with any sort of certainty, but it would be funny!)</span> <p><hr />
So I smile and pray upon a star...</p>

Once upon a time, a science teacher posed the idea that California's drifting away. I did some research, found some formulas for calculating plate tectonics, and though I am no geologist, my research concluded:

By the year 2500, California will have separated a whopping foot from the mainland. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

It seems my dream will only come about long after I've gone to Hell.

Pity! <p><hr />
<div style="text-align:center">"I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Well, yeah, in that way a little. Half and Half."
"He's rectangley. That's how you'll know him. By his rectangularness."
"A head your size would burst like an infected kidney... and all I'd remember was how warm the juices were that lapped the back of my uvula on their trip down to stomach land."</div></p>

Hey, California's just where all the sweet stuff is. We've also got In & Out!

Don't worry, End! I'm sure some deranged warlock will ressurect you in time to see it happen! <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

Solution: We all go out to California with hacksaws so we can speed up the process in order to further distance ourselves from the horrors of Hollywood and Beverly Hills.

If you're not man enough to use hacksaws, I'll rent a bulldozer. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div>

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But then you'd lose Lys and I :( And that's just not cool.

By that logic, would we lose you if you moved to Hawaii? <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div>

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Why would I move to Hawaii?

Topless beaches?

... sorry, just a valid argument. :P <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

I have the internet.

...and pineapples.

And spam. Yes. Plenty of spam.

Don't forget Kona coffee, American sumo wrestlers, and King Kamehameha! <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div>

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I have the internet.