On the streets of Doma

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On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Choark » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:16 am

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">OOC: Yeah I know technically I should probably do this in the OOC Forum but then again I'm not sure if this will actually be taken as cannon anyway so...</span>




On the wanted boards over Doma the guards updated the sheets, taking the pictures of the caught criminals down and putting up the new ones. Those adventurers, mercenaries or people looking for some quick cash who check the boards may notice some familiar faces among them...

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The wanted posters came from lands to the west.
Below them is a list of offences:
Extreme damage to temple doors and walls
Destruction of private property
Crashing an Air Ship in the middle of a busy roadway
Noogieing A King (the King in question has asked to remain undisclosed)
Eating a prize race horse
Disrupting the annual beauty contest
Attacking the head captain of the guards
Public nudity
Biting the court jester
Attacking a clan of Orcs despite being under the Rare Orc Protection Program
Using the Divine Tree as a bed
Using the Divine tree as a training dummy
Being drunk and disorderly

The list goes on and on. While no deaths have been recorded the amount of chaos the three have caused is unprecedented. Searching the names of places hit the shows a rather unsteady path heading east. Underneath the list was another large piece of paper.


The three demons above must be found and stopped. While all attempts to detain them failed a sole reporter has managed to interview the blue haired demon before being chased off by the other two. It seems the three have many accomplices and the reporter has taken the blue haired demons descriptions to make the following list:

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Jaede. A spunky woman who loves to fight as much as the blue haired demon. She may be as dangerous as the blue haired demon and shouldn't be approached without backup. The real woman probably doesn't have a tail ...

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Deeum. A female with the power to turn into a flying lizard. Seems to have a relationship of some sort with the Human sized demon Wolf. Highly dangerous.

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Griff. The blue haired demon appears to respect the mans strength and considering the strength of the demon we must make sure the two never meet, by any means necessary.

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Queeny. She apparently runs the land where the blue haired demon is heading. She loves treasure above all else.

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K-man. Seems to be depressed all the time. The blue haired demon says he attacks him whenever he gets like that, which is a lot, to cheer him up. K-man has caused the destruction of half a unnamed city. Must be apprehended as soon as possible.

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D-girl. An angry, angry woman who the blue haired demon is vastly scared of.

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The Ward. Apparently the physical embodiment of a ward of some sort. The pink, yellow haired demon seemed interested in seeing him again. It must not be allowed to happen.

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Kingy. A badass turban who rules the land with Queeny. The turban always seems to wear a man below it. It is not sure if the man has been taken over by the turban or is willingly a friend of the three demons.

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Jinxy. A woman who despises pants of all forms and apparently caused more mischief and mayhem then any of the three demons.

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S-girl. A woman with cat ears, probably to lure unsuspecting men into her clutches so she can devour them.

On the list three people were highlighted.
These three are the ones the blue haired demon is searching for. They must be arrested and detained for questioning. They are known to dwell in a castle within a mountain range. The castle is cursed and is a gateway to 'things beyond.' We have sent a small battalion of soldiers to several castles that fit the description. We are looking for volunteers to join them.

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Stephan. He likes to "stab stab" people and gets into many fights. Very easily angered.

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M-man. A powerful mage who hangs around with Stephan all the time. Likes to wear female clothes.

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D-man. Tends to panic a lot. "Don't break that wall!" "Don't hit that man!" "Put that back!" Despite this, he is considered very strong and able to grow red wings with red flames.

These three must be found.

All citizens of the lands should be wary of these three and the people. Do not approach and call the guards immediately.



<span style="font-size:xx-small;">OOC: Hey hey everyone! I'm back! Hurrah! Please don't be annoyed if I didn't include you in the list of people. I done all these from Monday and haven't had much time to do much more. I know of a few whom I didn't get to include and I've also forgotten whom Choark actually knows.

Anyway! I'm back!</span>

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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Jak Snide » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:31 am

Scott.

Dude.

I haven't laughed this hard all week. That...is just sheer brilliance.

Especially this

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Tears of laughter streamed down my face when I saw that. Welcome back man. Good to have you here. :D


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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Capntastic » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:59 am

Jak's post is what I would have posted were I not here right now summing up my agreeal with Jak's post in every way.


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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby LadyDragonClawsEDW » Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:42 am

CHO'S HEER!

I mean, welcome back Choark! Agreement with Jak though in a statement with 78% less redundancy! Additionally, Kingsy has an AWESOME description. <p>--------------------

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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:48 pm

DAMMIT

Now my co-workers want to know why I'm busting a gut laughing, you bastard! >=[


...oh who am I kidding. ;-; YAY WE GET CHO

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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby NamagomiMk0 » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:40 pm

HOLY FUCKING CRAP, this is hilarious. Just, wow.

Great to have you back, Cho. <p>"DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US? OUR TREASURE MAY BE HEAVY, BUT WE ARE LIGHT AS WIND. ONLY MAGICS MAY HURT US, BUT ONLY WE KNOW WHICH ONES." --Omoikane, Digital Devil Saga 2</p>

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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Deeum » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:58 pm

Holy shit, Cho!
Cho, holy hell. I'ma going to color that pic of Deeum and use it as my avatar here sometime soon. Cause that's the most awesome thing I've seen all day.

WE'VE MISSED YOU. <3<3<3<3 <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />Image
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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby FF Fanatic 80 » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:26 pm

Bah, who needs color? =[

...aside from, you know, everything.

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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Deeum » Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:24 pm

Cho: Do you have these in a larger size?

Dave: :( <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />Image
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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Choark » Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:28 pm

I have the originals so its easy to make them a bigger size. Have to wait four to five hours till I've finished work though.

Edit: And thanks everyone =D

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Unread postby pd Rydia » Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:49 pm

*GLOMPF* <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>

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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Ganonfro » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:07 pm

I admire all of these, and am slightly jealous of them, but eh... I'd have to rp enough to get one. Screw that! :D


But still Cho, freaking awesome charicatures as well as descriptions.


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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Deeum » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:14 pm

Dave and I discuss!

FFan80 (4:05:56 PM): I do have a somewhat serious....
Marshmallow DM (4:06:09 PM): ?
FFFan80 (4:06:10 PM): ...well ok not really serious wonder.
FFFan80 (4:06:22 PM): How will poor Deeum feel about Pig going bald? =[
Marshmallow DM (4:06:49 PM): .. :[ She'll still hug him like he was a young pup!
FFFan80 (4:06:54 PM): ;-;
FFFan80 (4:07:17 PM): Such devotion! My heart is moved!
FFFan80 (4:07:21 PM): And other cliched things!
Marshmallow DM (4:07:40 PM): She can only hope his teeth don't break off when he mauls her. :( <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />Image
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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Zemyla » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:57 pm

Cho! Welcome back!

I can't think of any other words to express how I feel about your returning, and my mediocre art skills certainly don't allow pictures. :( <p>-----
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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Kelne » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:11 pm

Classic. Utterly classic in every possible way. <p>Centuries of threats of "I'll turn you all to stone!" and "I'll knock you all down!" have caused Domans to develop an instinct to form small groups. For safety, I assure you. – Keir</p>

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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Endesu » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:16 pm

Cho's art style is pretty. And funny. Eye-capturing. And whatnot.

Welcome back to the fray. <p><hr />
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Unread postby KingOfDoma » Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:08 pm

AND STAY HERE!

*huuuuuuuuuuugs his new photo!* <p><hr />
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Heh.

Unread postby Nick Shogun » Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:07 pm

KoD, that's not you; it's obviously a caricature of End. <p><div style="text-align:center">
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Re: Heh.

Unread postby E Mouse » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:02 pm

Sure, and this is Jeremy:

Image <p><hr />

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"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Capntastic » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:09 am

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Yeah so I saved it as the wrong filetype and now it's messed up. It's still a nice gesture, you jerks, and I'd like to see you do better in MSPaint. Ingrates.


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Unread postby Teh Kev » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:32 am

Those are all... highly amusing!

Man I really am out of touch with whats going on RP world wise~ <p>-------------

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Unread postby Archmage144 » Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:33 pm

Yeah, especially considering that the vast majority of these things are being referenced as opposed to having ever actually happened. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image</div>

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Unread postby Zemyla » Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:34 pm

Quote:
The castle is cursed and is a gateway to 'things beyond.' We have sent a small battalion of soldiers to several castles that fit the description.


I only noticed this now, but I think it's one of the best parts. :D <p>-----
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Ultimately, wizards and clerics don't say, "Gee, I want to become a lich because weapons hurt less and I don't have to worry about being backstabbed; that whole 'eternal life' thing is just a fringe benefit."-Darklion
But this one time I killed a walrus with my bare hands, and I suddenly understood spherical coordinates. - KnightsofSquare
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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby BrainWalker » Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:16 pm

This thread is full of amusement. <p><div style="text-align:center">Image</div></p>

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Unread postby Kelne » Sat Feb 11, 2006 5:45 am

Also, is it just me, or does Stephan look like a particularly cranky Hindu god? <p>Centuries of threats of "I'll turn you all to stone!" and "I'll knock you all down!" have caused Domans to develop an instinct to form small groups. For safety, I assure you. – Keir</p>

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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby SALSAlys » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:17 am

...you may be right!


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On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Choark » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:07 am

*glomps everyone and noogies*

Thanks everyone for a nice big welcome back! Hurrah!

I'd like to note when I first logged back in, before I even got a chance to say Hi properly I was requested to do someone some art. Sigh. Nothing ever changes. Wonderful.

Thanks for the cute picture and words everyone and erm...

...

Okay so its not the same but I wanted to check if Okekai worked... and it worked right up until the send feature then my picture couldn't make it through. Thankfully I am a screen capturing madman.

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Name of Sorune, just so you know.

Somewhat pointy ears, messed up brown hair that goes down about halfway to his back. Brown eyes. You can pick the attitude, or go with a random 'kindly' one.

Build is thin. Not bishounen thin or sickly thin...just thin. Always wears a green cloak and brown shirt/pants, both of which fit nicely. Black shoes


Thats it. I totally got the colours wrong but he'd be really smelly if he wore the same clothes over and over again and again. Bleh XP.

Good to be back everyone!

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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby SALSAlys » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:56 pm

Awww. I wish to pet him.


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Unread postby Endesu » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:58 pm

He looks so vulnerable, so effeminate, so very doomed.

It makes me happy. <p><hr />
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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby NebulaQueen » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:11 pm

Hell, I'm half surprised End didn't mention something about him having a pretty mouth. <p><hr />
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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Capntastic » Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:16 pm

Or the black widow mark on his crotch.


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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Dragon Sage007 » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:02 pm

*Tests, and hugs Cho*

Image Okay, screw you End. I've got a kick-ass new picture, and you've got some sort of deformed shark that's on a desk. So NYAH!

...Don't mind him, folks. He just got out of the chibi-character closet. I keep all the little sprites in there. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">Image </div></p>

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Re: On the streets of Doma

Unread postby Vampire Jester Jinx » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:12 pm

PAAAAAAAANTSU.

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