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It's my birthday. Word.

BUT! I don't want anything just thought up on the fly. TAKE. YOUR. TIME. And think up something REAL good.

You'll think of something neat by then, I'm sure. ^_^

*puts on a hat* 22. I can legally do everything I could do legally a year ago! HUZZAH! <p><hr />
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I got you this anti-hat ray gun! *presses button* <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

I OFFER...

Chocolate-covered cherries shaped like bunnies!

Like getting the fun of chocolate covered bunny-girls but with cherry flavor!

*accepts, happily*

And what else is there, kids? <p><hr />
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<-- Pure manly muscle!


You'll have to wait until tommorow for anything else from me. But you'll get it.... oh, how you'll get it.

Hmm hmm hmm

Ha ha haha haa!

EHEHEHEHEHEEH!

Well, I could give you a knee to the crotch, but I don't think you'd appreciate that gift as much as you ought to. :( <p>
<hr width="50%"><center><span style="font-size:large;">GRIMLOCK SMASH PUNY HOLIDAY!</span></center></p>

Think of it as a early/late birthday gift for yourself.

And Happy belated birthday! <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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For your day of birth, I got you an H-bomb!

*fling* Catch! <p>--------------------

"If I have to grab a man's ass, you can smile." -Tolaris</p>

How about a nice big helping of nothing? Now don't go off using it all up in one place on me now.

- Blackwind. <p>"I think weird is the latin root of role-player." - Gurgling Ooze</p>

How about -$70? <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

I can give you a completely random image not at all related to your birthday. :D

Here it is, like I promised:
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So I smile and pray upon a star...</p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=crawlingreshiki>Crawling] at: 2/9/06 13:16

Crap on a crap cracker! I missed it!

I'll figure something out. <p>-------------------------
"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit and the emperor remains an emperor." -- Sandman "The Kindly Ones" </p>