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...entertainment!! (Or a party take yer pick, landlubbers!))

*proceeds to hold a kitten hostage* <p>-----Celeste of Elvenhame--------

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Hey - let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen
I would like to say hello
Are you ready for some entertainment?
Are you ready for a show?
Gonna rock, you gonna roll you
Get you dancing in the aisles
Jazz you razzmatazz you
With a little bit of style
C'mon let me entertain you, let me entertain you
Let me entertain you, let me entertain you

I've come here to sell you my body
I can show you some good merchandise
I'll pull you and I'll pill you
I'll Cruela-de-ville you
And to thrill you I'll use any device

We'll give you crazy performance
We'll give you grounds for divorce
We'll give you piece de resistance
And a tour de force of course

We found the right location
Got a lot of pretty lights
The sound and amplification listen
Hey - if you need a fix, if you want a high
Stickells'll see to that
With Electra and EMI
We'll show you where it's at
So c'mon
Let me entertain you let me entertain you
Let me entertain you let me entertain you

Just take a look at the menu
We give you rock a la carte
We'll breakfast at Tiffany's
We'll sing to you in Japanese
We're only here to entertain you

If you want to see some action
You get nothing but the best
The S and M attraction
We've got the pleasure chest
Chicago down to New Orleans
We get you on the line
If you dig the New York scene
We'll have a son of a bitch of a time
C'mon
Let me entertain, let me entertain
Let me entertain you -- tonight.

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I'd post the mp3 but I don't wanna be mean to Idran's webspace.

I demand to know why you're still here. ; <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">What's wrong with this ring?!</div></p>

For entertainment, of course. <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

I demand some nachos.









.... Seriosuly, I'm hungry over here. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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*kills Celeste's kitten* <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

*looks for a new hostage*

Teh Nebbie Q is right. Of course there is much entertainment in how much Shini hates me for little reason, an added bonus. *snickers* <p>-----Celeste of Elvenhame--------

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Shini hates many things.

But noone can hate razzamatazz. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Where are my god damn nachos?

You know, the kind damned by god? <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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MUSIC

DM: I'm wagering your pants after our 'entertainer' finished. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

*throws nachos at DM, steals her pants*

*holds pants hostage* <p>-----Celeste of Elvenhame--------

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...

>_>

*grabs Ushyuu and stuffs the poor cabbit in the hostage-pants*

GO FOR THE GOLD!! <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

I demand to be the only person around here who demands entertainment.

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Wow.

Wow. <p><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

I tried!

BUT IT WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH, WAS IT, KYLE? <p>-_-___-___-___-_-

"The universe is all in the mind that perceives it, and sensation is the first and only reality. If a tree falls in the forest with no creature to hear it, then there is no tree."
-Dungeons and Dragons: Complete Arcane, page 167

Arch mage144: Spleen doesn't bother with penis size contests; instead, he goes straight to penis number.</p>

It was good enough, Daveenette.

*goes for the gold but loses to KOD*


*thinks she will get beaten by teh Deeum* <p>-----Celeste of Elvenhame--------

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Quote:

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*goes for the gold but loses to KOD*

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Sums up the thread nicely.

On the other hand, I demand 100 million dollars and a helicopter. <p>
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Must I bow to the master?

*couldn't honestly see a way to top that* <p>-----Celeste of Elvenhame--------

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I demand 100 million helicopters and a dollar. <p><span style="font-size:xx-small;">"It's in the air, in the headlines in the newspapers, in the blurry images on television. It is a secret you have yet to grasp, although the first syllable has been spoken in a dream you cannot quite recall." --Unknown Armies</span></p>

A dollar?
Fuck that, go get a job you hippy. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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I want a katamari. <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

And a katamari you shall get!

*Rolls Mus up into her world* <p><hr />
"My naturally quivering state makes any display of fear deliciously arbitrary" - Manowar Leader, Scary-Go-Round</p>

Wow, this is the b<span style="color:red;">r</span>estest katamari ever! <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

<.< >.>

BREASTS! <p><span style="font-size:small;"><hr />
Currently idolizing - Roger Bacon, Shadow Hearts
Likes : Forbidden magics, Determined people, His teacher
Dislikes : Stupid people, Church officials, People that prey on the weak
Method of Destroying the World : Feh. God can do it for me. >:{
Becomes Super Powerful When : ... well F***. When ISN'T he?</span>

"Lunatic? The sages of EVERY age were called that! Let HISTORY decide whether my actions were good or bad. For now, we must forge ahead!"</p>

Someone say something about Boobies!?

<_< Yes?

>_> No?

... Damn

It's times like this I wish Dia hadn't removed the Distraction Tits sign from the new Yalogank.

:,(

EDIT: On second thought, where the fuck is DM's boobie starfish? <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>Edited by: [url=http://p068.ezboard.com/brpgww60462.showUserPublicProfile?gid=emouse>E]&nbsp; at: 1/16/06 16:35

I got you covered.
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I demand I demand 100 million dollars in helicopters.


Hop to it. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center">dictionary.com | encyclopædia dramatica</div></p>

*hypnotized by Deeum's image* <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

*Makes Dia Demand 100 million dollars in helicopters while on one leg*

Done =D

I demand that you all get the hell off my lawn. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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I demand Tunak Tunak Tun. <p><hr /><div style="text-align:center"></div></p>

Satisfied? <p><hr />

<span style="font-size:xx-small;">"Their rhetoric... You didn't put communists in his bed did you!" came Amber's indignant reply.

"Why not? All I had to do was open a gate to his bed and stick up a sign saying 'Hot virgin willing to make the ultimate sacrifice in the name of international socialist fraternity.'"</span>

<span style="color:blue;font-size:xx-small;">Excaliburned:</span> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Ah yes, I'm thinking of having the USS Bob be preserved outside the Arena as a monument of sorts</span></p>

No. <p><div style="text-align:center"><hr />
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